lay low

logan. software engineer.

[watermotif]

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

[theconcealedweapon]

[roscolux]

you will see something that the us military has done and it will be the most horrifying thing in the world. something that should be the catalyst for a complete upheaval of the system, for riots in the streets, for national mourning periods and rewritten textbooks and decades of reparations. and the whole time it's just a normal day for them. they did something like it yesterday and they'll do it again tomorrow. the lucky ones even get to come home and spend the rest of their lives getting discounts at the movies and applause at baseball games. and if you try to express any this to the average person irl they will act like you shot their dog in front of them

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[sacred-portal]

[segamascott]

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

[magiashley]

i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it

i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it

[eternal-starry]

[kud-lucas]

[punkitt-is-here]

wait hold on. does it just say kukle.

[xbuster]

It actually says “KUCKLE”

[rickylafleurs]

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[legoobsessionist]

[dogpuppy]

[lemonsweet]

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

[depsidase]

[frogmoss1]

Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money

[ririwithrice]

since when is brunch gay

[frogmoss1]

Since Gurg and Zog drank fermented gooseberry juice and sucked each other off after a mammoth steak at 1pm in 10,000 BC