Little Northern Shit

Useless Lesbian & your favourite Daddy's favourite Daddy | 30+ | UK | She/they/Idiot

[calmbf]

laid back but if anyone hurts you ill kill them

[madamslaytan]

I accidentally deleted this rather than posting it so..heres the answer.

This was disgustingly sweet and I hate that you've made me have feelings before 8am.

Thank you, genuinely. I'm honoured I got to be part of your introduction to the sapphic world, and even more honoured you've stayed for the extended edition: sports opinions, dog pictures, space nonsense, and occasional emotional damage.

The Guinness offer stands if someone ever figures out how to delete the oceans. The last bit, that's incredibly kind. I'm not sure I'm as strong as you think I am, but I'm trying. That's all any of us can do.

Also, nice try crossing out the thirst trap allegation. The court has accepted it into evidence.⚖️

[seaphine]

I can always handle everything on my own but I melt when someone takes care of me and completely turns off my survival mode.

[empress-azrael]

Everyone should send me very long and in depth asks detailing everything they think about me.

[madamslaytan]

Mine.

[dykedysphemism]

she’s so adorable i want to tie her up and watch a fucking machine ruin her until my pretty girl is overstimulated and begging me to give her my attention properly.

[expressions-of-nature]

by Nikolett Emmert

[skineater1998]

"Fat Top/Switch" by Emilia Phillips

[madamslaytan]

I woke up thinking about you and I spooning in that little bird’s nest of a hotel.

How I woke up with your hand playing with clit and cock sliding through my cunt. How when I turned to look at you, I was suddenly filled to the brim and my jaw hung open.

Wet. Stretched. And full of you.

Let’s do that again soon? 🗡️

You make a very convincing argument. 😏

I can't stop smiling thinking about that little hotel and waking up next to you. Waking you up by teasing you with my cock. If we're doing that again soon, I fully support this excellent decision-making.

Though fair warning: if you keep sending messages like this, I'm going to spend the rest of my day distracted and counting down the days until I can have you all to myself again.

[birdbyt3]

guys it’s not funny anymore i need someone’s teeth dragged across my throat

[essiesc]

Wanna be in her basement 💜

[temporary]

i think about kissing you too often

[rotandflies]

pretty femme who calls u handsome. just a thought.

[madamslaytan]

Finally got a DJI osmo pocket 3 this week after wanting one for what seems an eternity. Awesome travel videos here I come!

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

be good to people for no reason

[olderbootbutch]

I would not be offended if you got so into it riding my strap that you forget I'm a person and just hump me like I'm your pillow or just another toy for you to get off with. You know. As friends 🤷

[u-glob-deactivated20260525]

I would kiss your tummy before going down on you, if you care