Not Your “Safe Space”

Male, Uchiha, Volcel, and basically everything that Tumblr hates. I despise Senjus and probably you too. There are no “trigger warnings” here- I just shoot. #JusticeForIzuna #TobiramaForElectricChair

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I miss youuuuu

You and Konoha both. 

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you do know thats a rabies pride flag, yes?

What, do you think I would put a pride flag as my background if I didn’t know what it was? I couldn’t risk seeming like either I, or my blog, is pro-LGBT. 

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makes sense that u have rabies

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Better than being homosexual.

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Lord Madara, what is your opinion of Kakashi Hatake? Do you think he was worthy of the sharingan eye?

Hmph... None but an Uchiha is worthy of the Sharingan eye. But seeing the pathetic state my clan has fallen into, I’m almost tempted to consider saying yes.

But I won’t.

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Why don't you get a haircut? Isn't that itchy

If someone holds a sharp object near my face or throat, I attack them out of sheer instinct. Additionally, I don’t care enough to do it myself. 

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you do know thats a rabies pride flag, yes?

What, do you think I would put a pride flag as my background if I didn’t know what it was? I couldn’t risk seeming like either I, or my blog, is pro-LGBT. 

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Lord Madara, Can Obito come outside and play?

Take him and close the entrance behind you.

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I’m the T.V. Anon.. sorry I brought 20 miles of extension cord, a wall mount, a router box, and all these HMDI cables 👷🏻‍♀️ time to get Lord Madara a TV! You must lose your mind sitting in this cave alone. * 10 minutes of loud drilling and construction noises later* There ya go! 60 inches of living color to brighten your cave, *tosses remote at Lord Madara* 200 channels, Netflix, and Amazon! Have a good one!* runs away before You can hit me with a rock*

*Lowers hand with rock in it and glares*

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...What do I even do with this thing.

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I’m the T.V. Anon.. sorry I brought 20 miles of extension cord, a wall mount, a router box, and all these HMDI cables 👷🏻‍♀️ time to get Lord Madara a TV! You must lose your mind sitting in this cave alone. * 10 minutes of loud drilling and construction noises later* There ya go! 60 inches of living color to brighten your cave, *tosses remote at Lord Madara* 200 channels, Netflix, and Amazon! Have a good one!* runs away before You can hit me with a rock*

*Lowers hand with rock in it and glares*

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Man, I don't even know why anyone is thirstin' over your old, wrinkly ass.

Obito, for the last fucking time, if you keep this shit up, I am turning off the cave Wi-Fi again.

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Real question that I need a real answer to: Can the sharingan get accidentally "stuck" in its open or closed state? Would it hurt? Have there ever been Uchiha that needed surgery to fix this?

A real answer, hm? 

There are sharingan jutsu that cause you to become blind, which I would consider “permanently closed.”  I’ve heard of non-Uchiha stealing sharingan eyes. For them, the sharingan remains permanently activated. I can’t think of any reason why the latter would happen to an Uchiha, however. If it were to happen, natural selection would be the best surgery for them. As well, I imagine it would be more exhausting than painful. Keeping it covered would be the best you could do.

I can only dream of what you plan on doing with this information. 

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Lord, there are more and more rumors regarding your health. We did hear about your problem with hearing, but how hasn't it come to your eyesight yet? Living in a cave does no good for your eyes nor sharingan. I highly suggest to schedule a moving to the nearest castle which your loyal followers build during our absence. Please do not take it personally, all we wish for is to preserve your strength till the Senjus dare to take a step into your territory.

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You built a what?

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There’s so many incompetent questions I apologize on behalf of the people wasting your time😔

You’re telling me.

But words mean nothing to me. Your little “apology” doesn’t stop all the strange... solicitations. Come back once you’ve made an actual difference in the issue. 

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My family is great friends with the Daimyō. If I propose a marriage, will you accept? ☺️

I don’t know you.

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If I kill Tobirama, will you please impregnate me?

No. He’s mine to kill.

Besides, he’s more a more formidable opponent than he seems. You can get yourself killed trying, if you want. It’s not my problem. 

I’m going to choose to ignore the second half of your question. Be grateful, I won’t let something so disrespectful slide another time.

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i have more big dick energy than you.

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You wouldn’t last a day in my shoes. I don’t want to hear talk about “big dick energy” from a female, regardless of whether or not you have one.

Cry about it, little girl.

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It’s pleases me to see you are still alive my lord (( I was happy to see your life update in your other post, I’m rarely on tumblr but your blog is one of the few I like to check up on whenever I do go on tumblr. Stay safe and have fun playing D&D))

Don’t act surprised. Nothing is capable of killing me but me.

.// ooc: oh thank you!!! wow i feel kinda honored. uhh yeah i’m having a really good time with it!! i’m super SUPER into my character and it’s given me something to work on recently. running this blog is still satisfying though because i get a good amount of asks (to the point where sometimes it takes a bit to get around to them, so i’m sorry if i haven’t gotten to someone’s yet!) so it doesn’t feel like i’m just posting into some void. keeps me engaged. 

a rly good friend ooc says he likes the way i write the founders (in like, a serious way, not this joke-y way lol) so i’ve been pondering writing naruto fic again just for the ego stroke. like maybe a one-shot or something idk dude. i might even loosely do serious rp again, if i’m really feeling up to it. but yeah several of my followers are really nice to me ooc (including you <3) which also. feels nice. i’ve found that founders fans are generally more chill than... every other part of the naruto fandom? idk even if some of my followers are weirdly horny (no shame) i still haven’t been sucked into the drama that seems to occur everywhere else outside of this niche sphere. go figure. 

thanks again! hope you’re faring well too. you seem pretty cool, thanks for checking in!!

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Madara, My lord, Do you have any romantic feelings toward Hashirama? I beg forgiveness for my curiosity My Lord *bow*

Maybe if I say yes, regardless of the truth, it will keep idiotic anonymous messengers from asking me to marry them or have sex with them. Let’s test that theory. 

For the sake of my inbox alone, yes, I do. I have no interest in anyone else. Stop trying.