That's Professor Bitch to you

All the feels and excess liking & posting

[jonas-brothers]

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

AGREED

[lesbianwaves-deactivated2022021]

finally some good fucking news

[rexuality]

me: *places a cup of water for ME upon any surface in the fucking world*

my cat: ✨🌈gotta stay hydrated uwu🌈✨

me: this is my fucking drink and you know it, beast

my cat: ✨👅💦 you know what they say! 8 cups a day! 👅💦✨

me: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WATER BOWL

my cat: ✨remember ur beautiful just the way you are babes!! drink water💦 spit fire! 🔥 blem blem blem blem blem ✨

[pocketss]

Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

[bastionkeeper]

I see this one like every year and I still dont know the characters involved but I love it, it’s not Halloween without the pumpkin dragons

[seatrench]

(source)

[seatrench]

[shubbabang]

Patreon | Webtoon

[madamladydunlavey]

The struggle

[espikvlt]

literally me at the supermarket earlier LMAO

[c-rowlesdraws]

every time…

[acfan120]

Some Gremlin is best

[c-rowlesdraws]

omfg I can’t BELIEVE I hadn’t reblogged this adorable addition to my post yet. I love the balloon and the flower crown.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

@supersoftly

[madcapfox96]

Will: Ugh, I hardly slept last night

Lou Ellen: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you

Will: Who would be thinking about me at 3am?

Nico: *gay panic*

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Look at how well you age when you stay in your lane

[sunkiri]

[jelloapocalypse]

ME: (Looking up firework designs online for drawing reference)

ME: (instantly) Forbidden dildos.

[jelloapocalypse]

I am so sorry. Forbidden tampons.

[erthemesong-deactivated20190126]

me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later:

[zenathered]

Aw come on, he just wants a hug.

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Alexa, release my inhibitions

[acciowine]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

[fangirltothefullest]

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

[conversationswithamillennial]

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

[what-even-is-thiss]

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

[katesattic]

This is oddly unsettling.

[dreamsmage]

i’ve been laughing at this for 2 hours