Percy

He/him #1 Goth trophy husband I love my wife

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Hello tumblr. I’m high. Have some random thoughts as they come to me. Bequeath sounds like a British insult. The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively (flo from progressive) gets more difficult as it continues.

Why do British spell airplane like Europeans that was supposed to say however they spell airplane. (The British)

I keep having to edit this because I keep writing things wrong.

Ps. My wife is beaufityul. Beautiful z that z was supposed to be a period. Okay bye

Pps/ (Mississippi) in the tags the tumblr is supposed to say (wait I forgot) edibles.👍😼

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Hi hello, my most beloved and perfect husband. You're literally at my house right now and I am sending you this anyway >:)

Teehee

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“Shitties” she says with zero hesitation

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When my wife rests her hand on my leg

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I find it funny that I made this when I first got tumblr and completely forgot about it for quite a while.

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If they wanted to they would btw.

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She’s in the shower rn

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My wife<3

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Honk honk.

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😼😼😼 it’s that autistic rizz.

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Yeah so this post aged like milk LMAO.

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I’m so down bad. bruh. She knows who she is too.

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Hey chat. If you see me being dragged around by a beautiful goth woman with amazing hair LEAVE ME ALONE. IM RIGHT WHERE I WANT TO BE.

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Found these photos on Pinterest and realized it looked vaguely like me and @surreptitiously-shady

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Tried teaching friend to cut an onion correctly.

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Liking my own posts because I think I’m the funniest person on the planet. Self absorbed? Probably. But I’m also gay so that’s probably just the gay man sass in me going “hey queen omg slayyyy💅💅✨✨✨ live your best life” or something of the sort.