EVERYONE'S IDOL GORO

  Well, that`s a real kick in the dick.  

[maddestdog]

independent • selective • mutual exclusive • multiship, crossover, and oc friendly. 

a dash only roleplay blog featuring  Goro Majima of the Yakuza ( Ryū ga Gotoku ) franchise.     please give this a read before interacting!! 

Exclusives with @dragonofdojima​‘s Kiryu ♥ Activity here is currently sporadic.

navigation: open starters ; prompts ; headcanons ; musings ; and, the man himself.

[yaroudomos]

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[maddestdog]

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@idyllicserendipity says... "that was a bit scary, i have to admit." - Reina!

"Ohh, yeah?"

A bit scary is a total understatement.

This latest zombie flick brought more thrills and chills than the last, and while Majima himself loved each and every minute of the absolute gore fest presented on the big screen, he knows the same couldn't possibly be said about poor Reina-chan here. Each little flinch and gasp she made throughout the film served as a reminder that she wasn't nearly as big of a fan of these things as he — even so... she's the one who agreed to this late night horror filled escapade in the first place. No one can say he didn't warn her!

— And no one can say he didn't offer her an arm to cling onto, either.

Now, now, don't get him wrong!! There were no such ulterior motives behind his invitation. Halloween is right around the corner, so he's happy as a clam being able to celebrate his favorite time of year with one of his favorite people. But, what with how cute she is, and how she has this weird habit of making his heart go aflutter lately... well... he wouldn't have particularly minded if the little lady relied on him for some comfort during their time in the cold, dark theater. It's only natural... Right?

Majima's chuckling now, amused more than anything by Reina's confession as they once again greet the crisp autumn air outside. It's dark now, and still, they have the whole night ahead of them. Hands in pockets, he grins as he walks on alongside her.

"There ain't nothin' to be scared of, Reina-chan~" He suddenly pauses in his tracks, making sure to look Reina right in the eyes as he speaks a vow to her then and there.

"Listen here: if zombies really start roamin' the streets one day, you got nothin' to worry about! I'll kick ALL their undead asses for ya, and I'll do it in style. Ya got that?"

[maddestdog]

anon says... (Have a random Kiryu-chan anon on me.) [!] There it was: the internal alarm that went off whenever he felt his presence. His perpetually-scowling eyes widened as he began scanning the environment around him. Garbage can? No. Manhole? No. Jumping from a building on top of him? No. Six inches behind him laughing quietly? No. He began to get frustrated. “Majima-san?!” he called, getting into a combat position. “I know you’re there somewhere! Come on out, let’s get this over with!” He kept preparing himself, either for the high-pitched laughter or that trademark exclamation of “Kiryu-chan!” (He’s suffering from “Post-Majima Everywhere Stress Disorder.”)

"What'cha got yer panties in a twist for, Kiryu-chan?"

That trademark exclamation comes eventually, though without its usual mad cackling to follow, nor the subsequent attempt on Kiryu's life — instead of appearing from a garbage can, a manhole, or even from the building above, Majima is all too casual in making himself known by simply stepping out from the nearest alleyway. It's all just a funny ' coincidence ' that he happened to cross paths with the Dragon of Dojima here.

— Really! He swears it!

Now greeting the other man with a cocky little smirk, Majima strolls on over to where Kiryu stands, where he remains poised, ready for a fight. As he takes a long drag from his already half - smoked cigarette, he looks him over, and hums thoughtfully.

"Ohhh ~ I see what's goin' on. Yer just eager for me to hand yer ass to ya again, huh? Can't get enough of me, can ya? I always knew you were a masochist. Heh."

A nonchalant shrug following, the Mad Dog carelessly tosses his cancer stick onto the concrete before stamping it out under his boot. Poor Kiryu-chan — already so worked up, and all without Majima having to lift a single finger. Just call him Ivan Pavlov!!

"Sorry, but I ain't in the mood right now. Can't really fight on an empty stomach, y'know?" Tossing his arm 'round the other's shoulders to bridge their gap, he chuckles deviously. "If ya wanna go to pound town that bad, 'least buy me dinner first!"

[maddestdog]

[mcflymemes]

"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

when did you learn how to do that?

that was... weird.

that was you, right? you did that?

i'm imagining things, aren't i? that didn't just happen.

i'm going to pretend like i didn't see that.

who on earth taught you that?

that was a bit scary, i have to admit.

i didn't know you were capable of that.

could you always do that, or was that something you just learned?

just felt like you could spring that on me, i guess?

i have... so many questions.

so... when were you going to tell me about that?

i must be dreaming.

i guess i don't know you that well after all.

did they teach you how to do that?

where did you learn that?

so that's what you learned while you were away.

all right. start talking.

you can't just pull that out without telling me!

warn me next time!

that was... that was incredible.

was that magic?

we'll talk about whatever that was later.

a little warning next time would be great.

wait wait wait, before we go any further, i need an explanation.

don't just walk off! tell me what that was!

and here i thought i knew you well enough.

i don't like it when you keep secrets.

next time, tell me beforehand. that way i'm not freaking out the whole time wondering what's going on.

you don't see that every day.

can you do it again?

show it to me again.

i liked that a little more than i should.

give me a second to pick my jaw up off the floor.

you never told me you could do something like that.

you can't just do that stuff and expect me to be okay with it!

so that's what you've been learning.

could you teach me how to do that?

how long did that take you to learn?

i'm beyond impressed by you.

now that's more like it!

that was excellent.

you really are extraordinary.

i've never seen anyone do anything remotely as cool as that.

that must have taken you years to perfect.

show me again, and this time, let me see if i can do it, too.

when we're through with this, i'd like you to teach me how.

i never thought i'd see the day.

my heart's pounding.

you're starting to really impress me.

[buttsmgutts]

[crookedredtie-deactivated202311]

— WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT .:✩*:･murders･:*✩:.?

If that sounds like you, please feel free to give this post a like or a reblog and this ditzy lil' detective from Inaba will come investigate 'n see what you're all about!!

[halfasoul]

𝔰𝔬 𝔦𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫.

[yukikorogashi]

“Itsuki-chaaan!” Here comes Majima, arms wide open, hustling towards the girl like he’s some sort of freight train. Before he allows her to even think of dodging his incoming love, he scoops her up into the biggest hug ever. ♥

AND SHE WOULD BE READY. Oooohh, she would be ready! For in response to this incoming freight train of a human being (She could even hear a few folks gasping and crying out in concern then, over what they were seeing then), Itsuki herself would choose to stand her very ground. Almost preparing herself for a FEROCIOUS TACKLE like a football player would from his greatest rival, and simply skipping ahead of touching the ground itself.

And while most other folks would likely try to dodge out of his way (If they weren't too stunned, that is), she had come to know him well enough to know that such a course of action would be rather POINTLESS. Having instinctively done so in the past (After all, wouldn't YOU try to jump out of the way, when someone came charging and screaming right at you like he did?), only for the bro to simply show off just how QUICK and AGILE he actually was.

By coming right back around to pick her up from behind. Before she even had the chance to even turn back around to face him. Or even look over her shoulder at him! So someday, she will get back at him... Someday, she will be faster. She will be more prepared!... But, for now, there was no stopping this man. When he was absolutely set on giving some much needed LOVE and AFFECTION.

... And besides, aside from being startled the first few times-- Itsuki loved it! She loved this GOOF OF A MAN, and she loved what a DOTING BIG BROTHER he actually was to her.

And so, when it does happen, Itsuki would be unable to stop the squeals and giggles that would begin to spill past her lips. For as promised, this would indeed be the BIGGEST HUG to date! One that he still managed to carry out with so, so much love and care. That it almost like it was the wind itself that her scooped her right off her feet, than a big, strong Yakuza bro! And that was another thing, really. The bro might seem pretty dang rough around the edges. But NEVER EVER would he actually hurt her!

And soon after, she would hear those gaping onlookers let out sighs of relief, before finally going on their way... As she herself returned his hug, wounding her arms securely back around him. Good ol' Majima the Tank Engine here~

@maddestdog ❤️💕

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

does anybody want to take turns hitting each other unconscious

[feredir]

still like this sketch of majimbo

[mikaeled]

Welcome, Kiryu-chan! So, did I get ya pumped up!?

[maddestdog]

-opens arms wide- 

[arkeresia]

a goblin appears

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