MaddiDJ

I like to draw I guess, I'd only post occasional fan art here though, if you like my art for some reason go to my Instagram I also never post to @maddidj Spoil Endgame and I kill your dog

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If people could preview what they COULD look like after following an exercise plan, a lot more people would stay in shape.

[agitated-akita-deactivated20241]

Brigitte: You used subpar fuel which corroded injectors and intake manifold

D.Va: Ughhh English pls

Brigitte: Low quality gas damaged your engine

D.Va: Dumb it down for me kemosabe

Brigitte: Bad go-go juice made your vroom vroom machine all fucky

D.Va: oh no

[piipstachio]

wiggle

[maddidj]

This makes me happy

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons

[maddidj]

I have experienced all of these, the girl scouts with take your money because those cookies are delicious, garbage disposals do exist, I legit had an assembly last week, I get a bunch of vape psa's on youtube, and coupons are my grandma's crack.

[astrobbie]

she-ra has a canon wlw and mlm couple !!

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It’s baffling how some people who hurt you in your life will go on thinking that they didn’t do anything wrong for the rest of their lives.

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

i sent the bee movie script over imessage to my friend who lives overseas but it didn’t send as an imessage and sent as 315 text messages instead and i’m gonna be charged for international texting for all of them

[fourofthem]

#karma is real and god always protects the good

[klargreeves]

The ‘LOKI‘ TV series will reportedly follow Tom Hiddleston‘s Loki appearing during certain moments in human history as a unlikely influencer on historical events.

Romans: ceasar is such a dick

Loki: stab him idk

Romans: you know what

[whois-chihoko]

This entire tv concept has added 10 years to my life

[hyperionangel]

if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money

[hyperionangel]

pros of this plan:

the genie won’t be conjuring up large sums of money for me, thus inflating the economy by flooding it and lowering the value of the dollar

i could make it part of the deal that the money is transferred to me legally, so it doesn’t just look like i suspiciously came into a lot of money

i looked up the amount it’s $135 billion like yeah that would look suspicious if i just took that money from jeff bezos

contrary to popular opinion i would leave jeff bezos with enough money to support himself and his family, perhaps even thrive, such as $100 000 a year. that way capitalists won’t make him into a martyr and he has nothing to complain about

i distribute a lot of the wealth instinctively to charities that make a difference globally, because Fuck national borders

i leave $100 tips at every restaurant i go to

i will not spend the money on ridiculous things like extra houses or yachts or sports cars because i am a reasonable human being who understands that literally none of that matters

i’ll use my second genie wish to make sure amazon hires a new ceo that is charitable and generous and also believes in human rights

and then i’ll use my third wish to free the genie. i’ve seen aladdin duh

cons of this plan:

i do not know any genies

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

*calls u daddy*

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

*calls police*

[vi14m2lg7m]

After season 2 of She-Ra i just suspect they’re just multiplying gay with the season number

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Teenagers are told to act their age, but when they do something a teenager would do they’re told to grow up.

[maddidj]

Possible She-ra Season 2 Spoilers

I'd like to propose we all start making she-ra-sona's like Mermista did because if she can why should'nt we? Just a thought.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

all fashion is androgynous if you don’t give a fuck

[i-go-by-faith]

@shitpostsampler

[shitpostsampler]

[lockscreens-75]

Like if you save

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Blood is thicker than water. Syrup is thicker than blood, therefore waffles are more important than family.

[ladyofthefanart]

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

[cisphobicspock]

I’m fucking Flargel

[maddidj]

Clodkiel, i have clod in my name, peridot where are you.