Maddie

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via weheartit

[gorknickfuzzybutt]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😉😉😉😉

[geographically-challenged-deact]

Wow! That’s so hot!!! 😉😉😉

[clairescountrykitchen-deactivat]

Ha !

[dezhiremexxx]

Lmao!!

[yesterdaysprint]

The Miami News, Florida, October 3, 1934

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[gaypeopletwitter]

[oomshi]

[theyuniversity]

[theyuniversity]

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[bitchelixir]

38 Calorie Pumpkin Spice Latte 🎃

It’s September 2 y’all. And a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks is 380 calories.

So I decided to make my own. And it’s 10x less the amount of the Starbucks version: 38 calories. And you know what, it tastes really fuckin good!! So without further ado:

Ingredients:

-1 cup unsweetened almond milk (30)

-¼ cup coffee (2)

-1 Tbsp pumpkin puree (6)

-½ tsp pumpkin pie spice

-½ tsp cinnamon

-½ tsp vanilla

-sweetener

Directions:

Mix milk and pumpkin puree in a small pot on low heat until combined. Mix in rest of ingredients and cook for 5 more minutes. Using a fine strainer, pour mixture into a mug. And you’re all done!!

Notes:

-I used 3 Splenda packets to sweeten mine. You can use more/less- whatever you like

-If you don’t strain the mixture, your going to be sucking up the spices and it will make the drink significantly less enjoyable so yeah lol

-ICED VERSION: just throw all the ingredients in a blender and pour over ice! Don’t forget to strain that shit!

[thinphase]

Just made the iced version with unsweetened flax milk and it was rlly good!

[ghostsandgoblins]

[melonmemes]

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[institutionalized-gaming]

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

[its-an-ear-hat-john]

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

[bedhead-queen]

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[unskinny]

Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating tons of hot guys and he couldn’t get a single woman to date him so he wanted to close the relationship because he thought it was unfair?

Sometimes I think about that and it gives me life.  

[silkarth]

Here it is. Shit’s glorious.

[captaindoubled]

I reblog this every damn time I see it

[starscreamingg]

No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

[hell0-there-lady]

V A C C I N A T E

[hell0-there-lady]

[hell0-there-lady]

sign in a doctor’s office

I have decided to make this a master post of healthcare PROFESSIONALS calling bullshit on anti-vaxx