abandoned ship

[maddymaddz]

why are you still following this tumblr tho

[maddymaddz]

IMPORTANT

hey guys. i made a new tumblr which means i won’t be using this one anymore. so if you want me to follow you like this post or message me or something. thanks!!!!!!!!

[maddymaddz]

also feel free to unfollow this blog.

[maddymaddz]

Just trying to get everyone!

[maddymaddz]

ALSO just a friendly reminder, if you see a comment on the Internet from someone you don't like, you should probably just ignore it like a normal person and don't reply to that comment trying to start shit and being a twat. Just sayin! ✌🏻

[kindredandkinless]

[fag]

cute and safe april fools pranks for tomorrow

give me a thousands dollars in cash

[sleppy-disaster]

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

[musicalluna]

dammit agent carter.

now I am going to be forever sad that they crammed steve’s stupid origin story into one movie. I want to get to see them fall in love in more detail. I want more than hints at how close they got. I want to see them kicking ass together and steve boggling at how incredible she is. I want to see them with the howling commandos. I want steve watching on as peggy rips them a new one. I want the commandos watching while peggy rips STEVE a new one. I WANT MORE PEGGY AND STEVE.

[gnarly]

me: *sleeps for 4 hours* tired

me: *sleeps for 8 hours* tired 

me: *sleeps for a week* tired

me: *sleeps for a month* tired 

me: *sleeps for a year* still tired

[the-feral-librarian-deactivated]

The older I get the more I want to have a sea of cats and zero children.

[maddymaddz]

the signs as Jean Ralphio

Aries: hope you brought a change of clothes, ‘cause your eyes are about to piss tears.

Taurus: I made my money the old fashioned way: ♪ I got run over by a Lexussssss ♪

Gemini: Tommy T! You just missed the craziest of crazies. clubs. girls. dancing. naked--mom?! argument. fleeing the scene. hiding in a dumpster. coming here. crashing on your couch for a week 'cause ♪technically i'm homeless♪

Cancer: When life gives you lemons, steal your grandma’s jewellery and go clubbin’

Leo: no, no... that's too mu- that's too much responsibility for me. I got- I gotta find a way out of this

Virgo: ♪ she's the wooOOoOorst ♪ she is the worst person in the world

Libra: I guess sometimes I call men 'beautiful', too. I guess that means ♪I'm open-minded as heeeelll♪

Scorpio: live your life like that cow from that video

Sagittarius: ♪K to the N to the O P E she's the dopest little short in all Pawnee, Indiana♪

Capricorn: step one: we buy into this club step two: we roll over to the club either in your mercedes benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned acura legend which is alright step three: i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce now everybodys watching us

Aquarius: are you do ding-dongs making fake drugs for sophomores, because if true, this guy wants in!

Pisces: ricka ricka ricka ricka! [imitating DJ scratching] [Whispering] Swanson.

[kardashianempire]

[artpopunk]

Visit Original Link

[fullhouseforever87]

[subtubitles]

[computer-gaze-deactivated202406]

[knuckle-pucked-deactivated20150]

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

[litheframe-deactivated20151001]

why did god make me so smart but so lazy

[lunarfauxes]

You don’t realize how alone you are until you’re staying up every night thinking about things you should never think of and you cant tell anybody because you have nobody to tell.

(via revolution-100)