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isaac lahey. werewolf. teen wolf. "i'm a little bummed about being a fugitive but other than that i'm good." "the guy who calls himself death destroyer of worlds, we're gonna trust that guy?"

[madelinekelso]

MADELINE INTRO

madeline 'maddie' kelso was born an raised in los angeles, california. both her parents were famous athletes, her father played for the nba and her mother played tennis, going to wimbledon multiple times. madeline's sport of choice had been gymnastics, which ebbed into cheerleading. they both fit well into her lifestyle which was pageanting, she'd been doing it since she was was three years old. along with her gymnastics. she won many awards and earned many titles.

but after winning many competitions, awards and trophies, madeline got tired. so at the age of 18, as soon as she finished her education, she quit. instead she went into the acting world. her first role was as martha in the reboot of jumanji, it was amazing. she got to work with the likes of the rock and kevin heart.

after jumanji it got a little quiet and unwilling to use her parents name's, madeline decided to start of small, auditioning for beautiful small untruthers. it was a fun role and she had no regrets. since she'd taken up that role, she had gotten multiple phone calls for up and coming movies just like she wished she would. she was enjoying life.

although she'd spent her whole life on stage and in the public eye, she tried to keep as private as possible, in every aspect. the public often didn't know about her relationships until they'd already broken up. she didn't crave attention, she had learned how to be capable and stable in her own company. she did crave affection though. her love language is touch, she was the type of friend that would kiss you, hold your hand and hold you close to her, all in the sake of friendship.

[madelinekelso]

“ i’m a lost case, there’s no way to save me. i never learned how to have fun and i don’t think i ever will. i’m just going to hide away in my cave until i’m fifty and wallow in self pity. ” @lyoniisms​

[madelinekelso]

“ honest answer. is this outfit too private school preppy or is it chic ? i can’t tell if it’s crossing the line or not ? ” @promiinence​

[madelinekelso]

“ you know, i thought being into both men and women i’d have all the options in the world. but here i am alone and not into anyone because everyone around here are either cheaters or liars or both and it’s so good to find anyone decent. please tell me your love life is fairing better ? ” @lunnahq​

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hauerkilian​:

Kilian had just woken up and decided to do an impromptu stream while cooking, as he sometimes did. Soon, the numbers rose up to 10 thousand people watching, which was an amazing number for a stream in the morning with no previous warning. 

“What do I need if I wanna get famous? That’s an interesting one.” He mused, stopping talking for a moment to think about it. “Therapy. If I’m being quite honest, no matter how you get to the spotlight, you’ll always need therapy. Any problem you have now most likely will be blown out of proportion, or used against you. So, yeah. Mental health is really, really important and everyone should do it.”

“What about you guys? Does anyone have a different opinion?”

madeline absolutely had no idea what she was doing while streaming. but her manager had told her it’d give her the essence of a normal young woman, and not the 80 year old mind trapped inside a young woman’s body, so she was giving it a go. “ therapy is a perfect answer. if i had to choose a different answer though, i’d say you need trustworthy people around you, not just yes men. you need the people that will stop you going off into the deep end and help you keep your feet on the ground. ” 

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fordandcrson​:

ford was so tired he was pretty sure that he was dreaming at this point but that was what happened when he landed from venice less than 4 hours ago and now he was on set with lines to read. or he should have been they were currently giving him a ten minute coffee break. “you think i know what i’m doing? i was just at an event, i’m sleep deprived, pretty sure i still have coats of gel in my hair too.” - open to anyone. 

madeline took one look at ford ( which was all she needed ) and she gave a tinkle of laughter and shook her head. “ i wouldn’t say you look like you know what you’re doing right now, no. in fact you look like you’ve been through the ringer so i can’t say i’m surprised that you’ve just stepped off a plane. what i can do for you however, is go and get you a cup of coffee to help you wake up. ” 

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ficnawins​:

“If you want to help Henry, you can come muck out stalls for him. Get your cowgirl on,” she teased, smiling a little. Honestly, she wasn’t sure if she could see Maddie out in the stables, cleaning up after the horses. But she would definitely bring her phone if it ever did happen. “I know he doesn’t mind, but he had that health scare this summer and I just want him to take it easy, not make more work for himself,” she explained, shaking her head. “No! No puppy. At least not until we get the house all renovated. Which by the way, I closed on last week.” To stay close to her dad, she had been trying to find a house close by. Then the couple who lived next to her dad decided to retire to Florida, so she had put an offer on the house and property. There was a lot she wanted to add and change, but it was a step in the right direction. 

“ oh no, i don’t muck out stalls. but i’m sure i could hire a professional to do it for me. ” that wasn’t to say maddie didn’t work hard, it was more the farm life wasn’t for her. she couldn’t stand the smell of animal manure and would rather watch a horse from a distance to appreciate its beauty than to be near one. “ i understand what you’re saying, but you’re going to have to learn to let go a little. i know it’s hard but he still needs to live his life while he’s got it. it’s the whole point in being alive. i know if that was me, i’d want to do anything but take it easy. ” she squealed and wrapped her arms around the woman. “ fi ! i’m so happy for you ! you’re amazing. henry will love it i’m sure, and so will the new puppy i’m about to get for him to celebrate ! ”  she couldn’t help herself but to tease a little more. 

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cvmeron​:

he doesn’t know what he was expecting but whatever it was, it wasn’t that. she was oozing sex appeal and the worst part was he absolutely knew he wasn’t going to get laid. she’d resisted him thus far, he didn’t doubt she’d continue resisting him after tonight. although she didn’t see why she should, if she just got into bed with him, they could relieve some of that sexual chemistry they had, but alas, she wouldn’t listen. he wanted to wolf whistled when he dress slipped down her body, but his mouth was too dry. he wasn’t focused on any of the other strippers in the room at that point, just her working the pole like she’d been doing it for year. he’d been having wet dreams about that one for many, many years to come. he adjusted himself in his trousers and took a sip of his drink. “maddie, you’ve teased me enough don’t you think ?” 

did she think she’d teased him enough ? it was an interesting question, and this was an interesting position to be in. usually she wasn’t fond of torturing cameron, she simply turned him down with a polite smile and a ruffle to his hair. but there was something different about tonight. she truly loved cameron as a dear friend of hers, but sometimes she did feel the need to teach him a lesson or two. one in patience and one in learning how to not get what he wanted. she was clad in her lingerie, glad she’d put on a set tonight. “ i don’t think it is cammy. i think you need so much more teasing. ” she came to the conclusion. but she still stood up and put on her dress. “ for that reason, you can reply that image over and over again in your head, and live with the knowledge that i’m unobtainable for you. all i ever will be is a dirty thought. ” 

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cvmeron​:

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“i don’t think you can get through this without fucking me later.” cam said with a smirk, watching maddie go on up to the stripper pole. he loved making a good girl turn a little devious and inviting her to the strip club was meant to be a bit of a joke, just a smidge of fun. where she’d tell him off and they’d have ended up at some ice cream place like usual. he wasn’t expecting that she’d end up on the poles. he sat back, watching her with a grin on his face. he almost felt a weird sense of pride watching her up there. he was so getting laid later, he could feel it.

“ i’ve resisted you this long cameron hemmings, you don’t think that pattern will carry on tonight ? ” truthfully, she’d always had a little bit of a crush on him, was intrigued by his ways and how unashamed he was. but madeline wouldn’t be just a notch on someone’s belt. she had more respect for herself than that. for her, giving her body was the same as giving her heart and she wouldn’t give it a way freely. she didn’t doubt cameron cared about her, but she highly doubted he’d ever be capable of loving her. still, surprising him was a bit of fun, teasing him even more so. she ignored the nerves coursing through her as she stepped up on the pole. she took the metal in her hands, remembering all her moves from gymnastics, cheer and dance, knowing her flexibility would come in helpful here. she danced around the pool, doing her best to look sexy. she hooked her leg around it and jumped up, spinning around it. she clung on with both hands and dipped her head back, shooting cameron a wink. when her feet were planted on the ground again, she worked at the buttons of her dress, slowing undoing it and letting it slip past her shoulders. 

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ficnawins​:

“And you are no help at all,” Fiona stated, looking over her shoulder at Maddie. Was everyone just going to gang up on her? Great. “My dad already has horses. If he wants to ride one, he can ride them any time. There is no reason to buy him his very own horse when he can’t even hold the manure fork to clean up after it.” She sighed deeply, massaging her temples. “I swear, you guys would give him a puppy every day without thinking about the consequences.”

“ oh i am absolutely not trying to be any help. i’m helping henry, not you. ” at least she was honest. she didn’t have any kids of her own so she couldn’t honestly sit there and pretend to understand how infuriating it must be for fiona. until then she’d simply join henry’s side. “ he’ll learn, eventually. until then i very highly doubt your dad is going to mind helping him. ” madeline’s eyes sparkled far more than they should at the thought. “ oooh, i shall buy henry a puppy ! ” 

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ficnawins​:

“Henry, just because Papa said he’d buy you a pony doesn’t mean I said you could have one… Well Papa has enough horses to take care of right now. Maybe in a few months…” Fiona paused again, squeezing her eyes shut as she heard her father. It was like they were ganging up on her. “I know Dad I’m just worried- Okay let’s just discuss this when I get home. I love you both. Bye,” she said, finally hanging up. “I should really start considering an actual babysitter instead of my parents. I swear I come home and they have bought or promised him something else.” 

“ i say henry can have a horse. ” maddie butted in, it wasn’t her conversation or argument. but the kid was adorable and if he wanted a horse, maddie thought he should absolutely get a horse. with his papa, himself and maddie on board, she was sure all three of them could wear fiona down. “ i think your parents are doing great, and henry should have anything he bats those pretty little eyelashes for. ” 

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xofcksrm​:

x.Open starter  

x. Siiri Darling 

So hypothetically and listen to me now don’t drift off” Siiri started . “If i were to marry someone in a different country would it still be legal here ? or could I have a different partner in every country?” the actor asked placing his hands on his hips. He often had many questions it was just the luck of draw on who was next to him and who would be forced to listen to him about it. “I was thinking about early , not that I’d ever need that many partners but I just like knowing my options” the man said. Shrugging his shoulders he let out a soft chuckle “Sorry it’s been a crazy long day of being under the lights and it was not the plot of the episode but just brought up some good questions” he said. Siiri loved playing Mouth Gillian he often had some pretty good lines and parts that made him actually think a bit .

“ hm, i actually don’t know the rules on that one. i mean i know in certain countries you’re allowed more than one wife so it’d definitely be legal there. but i don’t think if one country marries you it’s a worldwide thing. i do think though, that if all your partners found out about it, you’d be in a lot of trouble. ” madeline knew she would struggle to keep up with one husband, let alone a whole army of them. “ at this point i wouldn’t have been shocked if it was the plot of the episode. i feel like it could potentially happen in my show too with how ridiculous it is. ” 

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aaliyahjcy​:

staring blankly at the other, she took in a moment to understand what was happening. but all in all, she just couldn’t figure it out. trying her best to comprehend but nothing, “i’m sorry, what? tell me why you’re doing this again?”

“ because if you want to be at the top, then you have to keep upgrading. don’t get me wrong the bartender was cute, but is he really going to help me achieve my goals in life ? i think not. but i can get you his number if you want it ? ” madeline offered, just because she didn’t go for bartenders, it didn’t mean no one else couldn’t either.

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jillianrizzoli​:

“ohmygodalizard,” jillian said quickly as she knelt down and gently picked the reptile up in her hands. “oh my god, look how cute he is,” she said, pouting her bottom lip out. “i’m gonna name him frank.”

cute was not a word maddie would be using to describe the hideous reptile jillian was holding. it was a vile thing, the only type of animal maddie would willingly go near was a dog. “ i don’t care what you name him, as long as you get that thing away from me. ” 

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