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everybody who shipped their protags with nonromanceable NPCs make some FUCKING noise
just a heads up i am going to be unapologetically and unironically excited for da4
sending love out tonight to everyone who is progressively losing their abilities, whether that's movement, ability to walk, eyesight, or hearing.
it's hard to come to terms with the fact that you can't do things that you used to be able to do. I'll be honest, it feels like you're losing control of your life. it can feel very isolating and hopeless. its scary and overwhelming, and it's so hard to deal with.
you are not less than just because you can do less. im proud of you for still being here, and i wish you ease with adjusting to new ways of life. please take care of yourself, i love you.
gentle addition for the folks who are losing their mental capacity in any way, shape, or form. If you canāt think as clearly as you used to, if you donāt have the executive functioning you once had, if your memory is getting worse, if your sensory processing issues are increasing, if your episodes are becoming more frequent. Your life has inherent value and I hope I can help remind you of that.
Now for the Dragon Age 2 crew.
The Woman I Love (Madera Lavellan/Cremisius Aclassi)
A surprise fic for @ottabox! I was going through some of my older writing and found the other Mads x Krem fics and got a desire to write more for my favorite rarepair! <3 I hope this is good!
Cremisius Aclassiās greatsword whistled as it cut through the air, finding the enemy without trouble. The Saarebas dropped in an instant, his head now separated from the rest of his body. Blood stained the ground, but the mercenary didnāt seem to notice. His focus was on the fight, on his next opponent, on keeping the enemy from getting the upper hand.
From his peripheral vision, Madera Lavellan, the former Herald of Andraste, disappear from sight, cloaking herself as she approached one of the Qunari fighters. Her sudden appearance startled the warrior and she plunged her daggers in his chest before he could act.
The Iron Bullās hollers echoed in the space surrounding them, his weapon coming down on the heads of those who got in his way. When the last Qunari fell, the Bullās Chargers gathered together. They had been beating back the last of the attempted Qunari invasion ever since the Inquisition was disbanded. This had been the final group in Ferelden and Krem hoped that the Chargers could at least rest for the time being. He had sores on his feet that werenāt going away anytime soon.
āThat was fucking awesome!ā Iron Bull clapped a hand on his back, nearly knocking him off of his feet. āWhat do you say, Krem? A drink to celebrate?ā
Krem smiled at his boss, knowing that Bull would keep them up well into the night ācelebratingā and decided to pass. āMaybe later, Chief. Iāve got some things I have to do.ā
Bullās gaze found Madera. The tiny elven woman was cleaning the blood from her daggers as she supervised the throat cutters. He nodded and grunted his understanding. Patting Krem on the shoulder, the former Qunari spy left him to do whatever it was he needed to. Krem and Mads hadnāt spoken about her reunion with Solas. Her former lover had broken her heart and Krem had spent the last two years mending it. She had told him that she loved him. But with Solas, things could have changed.
Madera glanced up as he approached, her emerald eyes wide with surprise. āKrem? I thought youād be celebrating with Bull and Rocky by now.ā
With a smirk, he shrugged and pulled his helmet off. His hair was damp from sweat and without the helmet to keep it in place, the strands were now falling into his face. Madera reached out with her hand and brushed the hair out of his eyes.
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I'm scrEAMING OMG HOLY SHIT. this is absolutely perfect and you're perfect and this is literally exactly how it should be and I'm crying jfc
finally finished the commission for @ottabox ! Hope you like it! <3
/SCREAMS AND LAUNCHES SELF INTO SPACE Dianosaur I love this, she is so cute and precious and!!!! The dirt smudge on her nose!!!!!!! I'm crying!!!!!!
someone, about zevran and iron bull: haha yeah i like their romances because theyāre just flirts and arenāt serious about relationships :)
me, clutching my 5,000 word essay on why theyāre the most invested and loyal of the romance options: you fool.Ā
have some fun vivienne facts!
if the inquisitor romances dorian, vivienne receives a letter from an acquaintance in tevinter expressing shock at theĀ ādisturbing rumorsā of their relationship, and vivienne responds by ripping the acquaintance a new one
repeatedly expresses sorrow at civilian deaths (āthe defenseless are always the first casualties of warā)
cole said this about her harrowing āno, I will not fall, no one will control me ever againā¦shaking, hollow, harrowed but smiling at templars to show them iām me, i am not like thatā
despite her insistence that cole is a demon, she was worried for him
unlike solas, she is afraid of demons
finds it delightful that varric is writing a story with her as the villain
āmy dear, if i didnāt want people to fear me I wouldnāt dress like thisā
wants to send a sternly worded letter to varricās tailor
was born in wycomeĀ
has read hard in hightown
āi am the most dangerous thing in the room, darlingā
treats bull like a favorite son and teaches him to dance
bull compares her to a qunari dreadnought, which she enjoys
greatly admired divine justinia
sees templars as a useful tool
āthat which makes you different can be a burden or a source of strengthā
was taken to the circle at such a young age that she doesnāt remember her parents
passes information on to sera and the friends of red jenny
worries for dorianās safety in trying to reform the imperium, tells him to be careful
Everyone: Andraste gave you that mark on your hand! Youāre her Herald, a miracle sent by the Maker to aid us! Lavellan: I am Dalish so I do not believe this. Cassandra: Canāt you find room in your pantheon for one more god? Lavellan: Since the entire point of the Maker is that heās the one and only god, I donāt think the compatibility issues rest on my end. Josephine: The people want to know what Andraste said to you in the Fade. Lavellan: I did not see Andraste in the Fade. Sera: But you have to believe in the Maker since youāre the Herald of Andraste! Lavellan: I have literally never agreed with that title or anything it implies. Trespasser: So about your entire belief system- Lavellan: PLeASe fUCk oFF
Confession:Ā When I saw Calpernia for the first time I was shocked. It was like seeing a unicorn, someone with imperfect teeth just like me! Living in a society that seems to believe having less than perfect teeth is the most hideous thing imaginable, I was so happy to see a character in a game that intentionally was designed with imperfect teeth. I hope it was not meant to āuglyā her up but I still think sheās beautiful, regardless. It pains me every time I see someone complain about her teeth.
My dudes, no. Her tooth gap is fucking gorgeous and I think she is the best villain in the entire game, intelligent, beautiful, and a true āgrayā villain with goods and bads.
Those people who complain about it/her can get stuffed.
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can I get you anything to eat or drink? I have⦠water.
This is missing Solas.
bioware: you have a really difficult decision to make do you side with the mages or -Ā
me:mages
bioware:you might want to think really hard about thi-
me:mages
bioware:its a really serious decision you shou-
me:mages
bioware:both choices have very serious consequences -
me: m a g e sĀ
bioware: okay so you can do this thing for the elves -
me: elves
bioware: but also you could make a lot of money if you-
me: elves
bioware: yes but you havenāt considered th-
me: elves
bioware: youāre not really listening to all of the op-
me: e l v e s
I am hopelessly addicted to polyvore. I thought I might share what Iāve been up to for the past week or so.
Bonus outfits:
Duncan: may I remind you that you speak to the king of Ferelden
My warden: may I remind you that I donāt give a shit
And Iām thinking about the lack of a platonic redeem option for romanced Lavellan again.
It still bugs me immeasurably that there isnāt one, that ābreak upā is synonymous with ākillā and ācontinue the romanceā is synonymous with āredeemā. I donāt consider it unreasonable that a romanced Lavellan might decide that what Solas needs is support, and friendship, and (hah) compassion, but still not be willing to continue the romance. It is possible to pull out of that level of intimacy and still care enough to not want to kill him. Itās possible to understand and still not want that level of intimacy again.
Solas commits several violations of Lavellanās trust at increasing levels of severity. Any emotionally healthy response to that would necessitate a degree of pulling back (assuming Lavellan doesnāt just go the kill response. I mean, theyāre entitled to that level of anger, too); itās not remotely healthy for either of them to carry on as they were.
And the platonic redeem option exists⦠for everyone except romanced Lavellan! So there will be dialogue recorded for it, however it plays out.
Only⦠for some reason, romanced Lavellan is left with their only options being āI can CHANGE HIM with the POWER OF LOVE!ā or āIāll murder him!ā Thereās no option to say āI think I understand, and I am willing to help you through this as a friend if youāll let me, but I am not comfortable being romantically involved with you right now or possibly ever again.ā
Thereās no middle ground, and either extreme is equally unhealthy for poor Lavellan.
Itās a crying shame.
This is one of the reasons Iāve never felt that comfortable romancing Solas. The way I view him, and the aspects of him and his character arc felt a bit skewed to me when I romanced him. Like, it feels more like a distraction to me (if Iām explaining this correctly). The most potent example was the one you just gave. Iāve played through Trespasser with both a romanced Lavellan, as well as a High-Approval (Friendship) path. The friendship path resonated so much more with me. I really felt like we were equals having a conversation and the conviction that the inquisitor has when sayingĀ āIāll prove to you that this world is worth savingā really got to me The fact that the inquisitor is willing to go the distance, is willing to see the good in Solas after all of that, and is going to try to save him was just perfect to me. The wholeĀ āOur love will survive thisā just felt so out of place, especially after everything that happened. I just kept thinkingĀ āReally? This is what youāre concerned about when your ex proclaims that heās going to destroy the world?ā Not to knock the romancers or the Solavellans out there, but itās just the feeling Iāve always gotten from his romance.Ā
Unfortunately, the only way for a romanced Lavellan to get the āhigh approval friend and redeemā line is to click the broken heart icon after Solas reveals his identity to you.
Which triggers the line āWhat we had is over. Speak no more of itā (or something like that)
And then the entire thing progresses as a high-friendship Inquisitor
Which bothers me because:
1. Solas broke up with you. Itās weird that now you have to do it two years later.
2. This means you miss the opportunity to call him out on lying to you and violating your trust.
3. It conflates acknowledging the romance with staying in the romance.
4. As of today, thereās no Keep option that seems to acknowledge the Trespasser breakup choice
4a. Which may mean, for DA4, redeem and romance might get conflated, which is not ok with me or my Lavellan
5. Seriously, why is ācontinue the romanceā the default???????
Sorry, Iām just glad other people thought this was annoying besides me
After Trespasser I feel really conflicted about being so into Solavellan. I mean, I can still ship it and be critical but the more critical I am the less Iām into the canon ship. Iām just so not here for the wholeĀ āwoman saves man from himself with the power of loveā thing. Itās a huge red flag and I hate that we have no middle ground. When you really think about it itās⦠not romantic at all. Obviously. And I hate that it becomes Lavellanās responsibility to stop him when he could just stop it himself if he truly cared about her, and the people of Thedas. Obviously he doesnāt care about the latter, though, and Iām questioning just how much he really cares about Lavellan if heās still willing to let her die along with everyone else. I jumped for the romanced redeeming because I was really desperate for that tiny chance that they could be happy together, without her needing to kill him for wanting to destroy the world. I just want the fluff every other romance has, you know? But itās becoming clear to me thatās not going to happen. And anyway, it just goes against what my Lavellan is. She wouldnāt pine for him for two years in the first place, that just doesnāt seem healthy at all and I donāt see a strong, independent woman who lead the freaking Inquisition giving up herself and everything she has fought for for love. Especially after two years! That choice Lavellan makes if she redeems him out of love is just so damn contradictory and desperate (at least for me) and yet I donāt see her going as far as to kill him. Iām really disappointed there isnāt a platonic redeem option and I feel bad about continuing the romance because itās just not healthy at all. Like, Iām really regretting getting so into this ship now.Ā
And I hate that it becomes Lavellanās responsibility to stop him when he could just stop it himself if he truly cared about her, and the people of Thedas.
Thank you!
And this is why Trespasser finally ruined Solavellen for me (as presented in canon at least. Headcanon saves the day when it comes to my Lavellan and Solas)
It is not Lavellanās responsibility to save him.
It is not LavellanāsĀ āroleā to heal him.
She is not his Morality Pet or a Love Martyr.
āWoman heals Broken Manā is a trope that needs to be exterminated.Ā
From orbit.Ā
With a nuke.Ā