Lady Sharktooth

welcome to my unnecessary commentary

[madi-noel]

So I'm walking with a flower in my mouth cause I just don't feel like holding it and this lady drives by and yells:

"you shouldn't smoke at your age!"

and I had the pleasure of yelling back:

"it's a freaking flower Karen!"

[madi-noel]

Me and my sisters emerging from our havens of darkness: Chick-fil-AAAAAAAaaa

[madi-noel]

a Slytherin has probably said:

im not evil but if you make me angry I sure can be

[madi-noel]

Wrote some extra lyrics to ‘Unlucky Jack’

(Sea ballad from Dimension 20′s Pirates of Leviathan)

Unlucky Jack can speak with them,

The cursed and haunted men.

Powers divine, they reel him in,

To bring the world it's end.

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Upon his feet, we kneel to him,

Please, for mercy we do beg.

He rises high with a scarlet light,

It is the end of time. 

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Unlucky Jack has ended the world,

His ghosts our final demise.

We wrought the flame that hid below,

And danced under cursed skies.

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Evil Jack holds cursed reign,

As we run from his gaze.

The seas they burn, the skies they churn,

Jack set the world ablaze.

[madi-noel]

Ghost: boo

me: hi?

ghost: oh... sorry it's my first haunting, did I scare you?

me: try again

ghost: boo!

me: 12/10 :3

[madi-noel]

someone: *singing come and get your love* HEYYay

me: HEYYay

someone: WAHTS DA MATTA WITH YA

me: well i became depressed at an early age which led to anxiety and possibly other mental disorders such as emotional detachment and so i have trouble really caring about anything while caring about it too much, i hate society and get clammy hands and super nervous thinking about going to simple social activities, the only thing that keeps me happy is my dog, i have no friends, and im totally struggling in this essay i will

[madi-noel]

Why is Harry Potter so dumb sometimes. Don’t get wrong, I love him, but c’mon.

He doesn’t pick a letter off the floor even though it’s covered in them.

He wonders what in the world could be inside the Broom Shaped package.

“Ghosts are transparent” dude, c’mon.

This is why he wasn’t a Ravenclaw.