i’m doing hot girl shit. *rewatches the same show/movie for the 87654th time*
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i’m doing hot girl shit. *rewatches the same show/movie for the 87654th time*
#are you gay? you may be entitled to financial compensation (via @thewalrus-said)
theyre so rude and in their mind theyre so nice for even talking to you at all
this gave me PHYSICAL PAIN
i didn’t realize that i repressed that memory but i absolutely did and it happened almost exactly like that
I only made it halfway through.
She creates more content like this on tiktok and they’re hilarious but it’s also so painful to watch. I even lowkey started to hate seeing her because of how accurate it is. But then I saw this comment in one of her videos and it really made me think
productive things to do that aren’t studying
make your bed
take a shower
do some journaling
exercise/take a walk
try a new recipe to make for lunch
tidy your room
listen to a podcast
declutter your phone and laptop
read a book
take a break (taking breaks are productive!!)
jimin setting the basketball record and yoongi trying to beat it: a Saga 🏀
Screaming...this actually feels like a real scene from a Disney show
Haha Unus Annus is late again today.
Classic Ethan right?
I’m surprised. I thought the stream would feel longer. That was the shortest 12 hour livestream I’ve ever been a part of.
My favorite quotes from the stream (as I was able to jot them down as they were being said)
Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because it happened.
What is a graveyard if not humanity’s hall of fame?
It’s like I’m fondling the balls of life.
Choose to spend time on what fulfills you, on what makes you happy… Every second is a chance to turn your life around.
When I die, I want to be an empty shell, having given every part of myself to creating.
The worst part of this was when the boiling hot piss shot out onto my foot.
No, that was pain; this is suffering. (technically from the pee sauna vid but they watched it during the stream it counts)
At the end of the day, you know: pizza’s pizza, piss is piss.
We have experienced something that no human ever has, and that’s incredible.
We’re not just two grown men who drank each other’s piss. We’re two grown men who bathed in each other’s piss.
How you respond to events that are out of your control defines you as a person.
Unus annus dot com: hey hey, wow wow.
I feel like a lot of people will feel lost tomorrow. And that’s okay.
It had to be a piece of us that we put out there… and then let go.
A year is many things to many people. But it is not forever.
“Memento Mori” has two meanings: remember death or remember that you will die, but also remember to live.
Edit: I have been told in the notes that I missed some absolute gems, so here’s a more complete list!
I’d cry myself to sleep if I wasn’t gonna be dead in five and a half hours.
Every second is just another chance to get dick.
Mark: I’ve never been hit by a car before, how do I know I won’t enjoy it? Amy: We could take this out to the parking lot if you want to test it.
I want to be Mr. Hybrid Wellness, now.
We’ve been edging Father Time for a whole year.
Shot out the load that contained Tony Stark. What a profound man.
I wanna make it through this year and it kills me.
Bald Ethan was a special type of chaotic.
Listen. I have nothing to say to you.
We can’t see the stars, but we know they are there.
It’s like you’re lying in your death bed surrounded by your family.
Every fart is a chance to take with love.
We made a cry box.
Ethan: Does that stem from something? Mark: Survival instinct.
Tired, sad, and a little tipsy.
Evan, your fursona has to be a bear. I’m sorry, but rules are rules.
You ever heard of Halloween?
The Unus Annus way: not quite what we wanted.
Just because we’re gone doesn’t mean you have to forget about it.
A second is nothing. But a second can change someone’s life.
It’s time.
Memento Mori. Unus Annus.
goodbye.
💀 Unus Annus Cryptids 💀
!!!WATCH THE STREAM BEFORE THE END!!!
I can’t believe this is gonna end in just a few hours…I wish the channel would stay but at the same time..the message is important.
These are just four of my favourite cryptids these two idiots created. I love SCP Amy too but personally it feels like SCPs are kinda a different thing from cryptids.
This year was a complete shit show, but it was made so much better by Unus Annus. Thank you so much, Eef and Annus.
Memento Mori ~ Unus Annus