Madison Sloan

Surgical Intern. The future of medicine.

[madisxnsloan]

“how do you keep going when you know that you can’t save all your patients? kind of seems like a waste. we’re supposed to help them, and sometimes it’s not possible..”

[aprilkepavery-deactivated201906]

[madisxnsloan]

“you’re probably already aware, but that - that’s a worm. in your hair. is that... is that a normal, every day thing around here?”

[madisxnsloan]

jackandrewsmd

“ the key word there being probably. you’ll see. give it some time and without even really noticing it, you will start finding me so irresistible and charming, that you’ll not only fall for me but also fall into my bed. trust me, i’m always right about everything. ”

“no. no i really don’t see that happening. because you seem to have zero respect for women, no matter how much you deny that being true. because actions speak louder than words. wait - no. it’s your words that convince me you have no respect. or the fact you don’t know how to listen when i am telling you that i have absolutely, positively no interest in ever getting into bed with you. and yet here you are, still trying to tell me that eventually i’m gonna fall in love with you. and then i’m gonna want to have sex with you. and it’s just - no. it’s not gonna happen.”

[madisxnsloan]

mclexipcdia

“ I’m living with Derek, so I sure know what you mean. I mean, basically I’m living with my sister, and Derek’s living with her, too, – It’s one big mess, honestly. Nothing in this house is easy, especially not now.  —-  Ah, you’re the best, thank you !! I owe you something.  “

“you live with derek and your sister. oh, that’s right. you and meredith are sisters, right? i swear, everyone around here is related to or knows someone else intimately... it’s such a tangled web and it’s hard to keep up. it sounds like it... if you really want to pay me back, you can put me on your service the next time you get a really cool surgery, so i can scrub in with you.”

[madisxnsloan]

jackandrewsmd

“ whoa, whoa, whoa. relax. no need to be so serious. because a) you always could be my love. b) i never said you weren’t a human being. i do not think of females as pieces of meat, dr. sloan. never have, never will. to me, women are amazing, strong, smart amazons that i’d be lucky to make feel good. which, by the way, i’m very good at. and c) no need to get all lawsuit on me. i’m not somecreep. i do actually know what the word ‘no’ means. ”

“mhm, really? because you don’t seem like the type of person to have one person be your love. are you sure about that? because the way you’re flirting - or whatever you want to call it - sure makes it seem like you find females to be some kind of... conquest. as for the lawsuit... well, i guess we’ll see if you really know what the word no means. because right now, i am saying, no, i do not - nor will i probably ever - want to sleep with you.” 

[madisxnsloan]

jackandrewsmd

“ i never claimed you were easy, love. i was simply just offering you my services as any gentleman would. but hey, don’t fret, i do love a good challenge too. ”

“okay, first off, i am not your love. secondly, i am a human being. i am not a piece of meat that you try to sink your teeth -- or any other body part -- into. thirdly, keep this up and you might just find yourself with a sexual harassment lawsuit against you.” 

[madisxnsloan]

sloanmethcd

     “ you WOUND’T —” he teases, but really mark should know better than to test maddie.

       doctor or not, she would always be her 12 year old little sister, much to her annoyance. “ he was adorable, when we wasn’t savaging my hand like a chew toy — seriously? – oh mads, it’s cute that you still believe that at 26 — sure, he went off to play with the other rabbits —”

“you wanna try me?” she asked, brow raised in all seriousness.

“he didn’t like you, so of course he chewed on your hand. can you blame him, though?” she joked, brows furrowing at his next comments. “are you telling me that mom and died lied to me about him? that they couldn’t bear to tell me that he died, so they had the audacity to tell me he needed to go somewhere more fun? that’s - that’s... i was eight when he went away! i could’ve handled the truth!”

[becutifulday-blog]

“no  offense,   but  if  i  get  shot  in  the  chest  and   LIVE,   you  can  get  through  today.”

[madisxnsloan]

“that’s very motivational. are you going to be this philosophic from now on?” 

[madisxnsloan]

jackandrewsmd

“ y’know, if you want, i could make you very very happy too. ”

“are you trying to hit one me, right now? because i’m not that easy.”

[madisxnsloan]

aprilkcpncr

“oh,  yeah.  i agree with you one hundred percent.  i think the last thing that i would want to end up with is plastics.  in part because––”  april cut herself off,  biting her lip and shaking her head to herself.  “never mind.  yeah,  we’d all be goners without it.”

“because?” she asked, eyebrow raised, curious to the redhead’s reasoning. “oh come on, you can’t leave me hanging like that. if it’s something to do with the jackass who heads the department you can tell me,” she joked. “yes we would. whoever invented coffee deserves a big, big hug.”

[jackandrewsmd-blog]

“ come on now. the sun is shining, the birds are singing. no need for such gloominess. ”

[madisxnsloan]

“someone woke up on the right side of the bed. you’re a little too happy for my liking right now. go spread your cheer elsewhere.”

[madisxnsloan]

mcflagstaff

“ i really like you too, madison. and please, call me arizona. we’re friends now. i mean, how could we not be ?? we both dislike the same person. or is dislike putting it too lightly ?? and yup, he’s a grandpa. and yes, he did want to adopt the little guy but came to his senses in the end. thanks to me and my outsider opinion. maybe he was ready to be a dad but sloan definitely wasn’t ready to be amom. which is why callie said she’d adopt the baby with mark. and do you really think i got a say ??no, nobody asked for my opinion on the matter. i only found out about the whole thing later. via the nurses gossiping about it. so, that was fun. oooh, i would totally make someone my bitch. i would rule that place. but i still think i’m too pretty to be locked up. i mean, who else would brighten up everyone’s days with a dazzling smile and dimples if i wasn’t here ?? the world would descend intochaos and anarchy. and i can’t allow that to happen. and hey, i am anything but weak. but i’ll still accept your help in hiding the bodies. lets just leave the hiding of the bodies to another time. hey, who knows, maybe we’ll accidentally end up killing mark at some point.  ——  well my middle name is ‘romantic’. i’m not even kidding. i’m arizona romantic robbins. true story. and it is, it is fun. especially on the good days. seeing the joy, it’s the best part of the job. saving a child’s life, there’s truly nothing more rewarding. are you thinking about going into peds ?? oh, oh. we should post it on the hospital’s network. so it will play on all the computers. and we could make it play on a loop too. he would be so pissed off. and i’d enjoy that a lot. ”

“arizona, alright. sounds weird, since you’re my superior and all, but i can get used to it. eh, i mean, i have to love him but not like him. so dislike is the proper word usage here. he didn’t know about his own kid for eighteen years but he thought he could just adopt her baby like no big deal? he must have been dropped on his heads a few times as a baby, because that’s the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard. and seriously, it makes it worse that the two of them wanted to do this and not include you in it. that’d be infuriating! that’s true. you are way too pretty for prison. this place would be so dreary without you and your perkiness to make things better. and i’m sure all of the kids would miss you, as well. okay, i’m glad to help, but yes leaving that to some other time sounds good. besides... we’re here most of the time, so it’d be hard to do any killing in the spare time we don’t have. accidentally -- yeah, that could possibly happen. or else he’ll end up creating his own demise because that’s something he would do. really? is that what it says on your birth certificate? because that’s a crazy cool name. peds is on the list of specialties i’m definitely interested in checking out as time goes on. little kids are adorable. the part that would suck is when you can’t save them, though. seems like that aspect of the job wouldn’t be very fulfilling. oooh that’s a really good idea. then he wouldn’t be able to hide it from anybody here and he’d get so much crap from everybody. we definitely need to do that!”

[madisxnsloan]

aprilkcpncr

“thank you,  sloan.  but flattery is only going to get you so far around here.  you’ve got a name to live up to,  and everything.”  she shrugged.  “yeah,  don’t count on sleep any time soon.”

“ugh don’t remind me. not that i’m sure i want to live up to that name. it’s not like i have any interest in going into plastics anyway. fixing people’s boobs just doesn’t seem very appealing.” madison sighed. “good thing there’s a lot of coffee around here.”

[madisxnsloan]

calliextcrres

“ mark isn’t all bad — sometimes  — but he’s totally a man whore.”

“ i’ve heard a lot about you, mark talks about you a lot —all good, obviously…”

“okay, you got me there. there are times where he can be nice, even if they’re few and far between.”

“really? that’s surprising. i kinda figured he’d forgotten all about me when he left. or talked shit. okay, not really, but i am surprised he talks about me that much.”

[madisxnsloan]

hisfiight

“since when did you become so all-knowing?”

“it’s called common sense. you show people respect, they give it back to you. clearly you weren’t taught very good morals growing up.”

[madisxnsloan]

mclexipcdia

“ I uhm – I don’t think I’m the one to say anything about that but – I can most definitely agree on theidiots part ??  Because this is – it is very, very true. And, I mean, you should probably not tell her that either. We’re not the best of friends, and she –  Well, April would probably believe this is a joke.

“of course it’s true. why wouldn’t it be true? have you met them? they’re even worse when they’re together. and actually getting along. you think she’d take it as a joke, really? well, i don’t wanna create any tension between you guys, so i’ll just keep it to myself, then.”

[madisxnsloan]

sloanmethcd

   “ i have no idea what you’re talking about —”

        “ you can’t kick me, i’m your boss — a rodent? ” he laughs shaking his head, “ a really cute adorable angry little rodent, like that rabbit we had –  what was his name? mr fluffikins, very original  maddie. you know he didn’t really go live on a  a farm with all the other rabbits, right? –”  

“i’m sure you don’t, because you’re one of the most clueless people i know.”

“you may be my boss, but you’re my brother first, and sisters kick their brothers. deal with it.” her eyes rolled, arms crossed as she huffed at him. “this is only going to come back to haunt you, you do know that right? i’m not afraid of taking all my anger out on you. and yes -- it was mr. fluffikins, and he was adorable. excuse me, what? yes he did. mom and dad said he’d be happier with other rabbits to play with...”