Mistah J

Jack grew up in the slums of Gotham, the child of an abusive relationship. His father was a strict Catholic conservative who regularly beat both Jack and his mother. After his mother passed, Jack was kicked out and ended up in an orphanage. There he learned he could make friends by making the other kids laugh. Although he dreamed of being a comedian, Jack grew up to be just another employee at the local chemical plant, Ace Chemicals. Jack wanted more from life. He wanted to have the loving family he never had and be able to provide for them. That's why he lead a local gang through Ace Chemicals in a plot to rob the adjacent building. The plan was flawless until the Batman intervened, resulting in Jack's fall into a vat of chemicals. Although presumed dead, Jack washed up outside the plant's drainage pipe, skin bleached and hair stained green. From that day on Jack devoted his life to getting revenge on The Batman for destroying his life. With Batman unwilling to kill the Joker and the Joker's mad obsession with the Bat the two are destined to battle until the other dies. Ironically Joker's vendetta against the man who stole his chance at a normal life is the biggest obstacle keeping him from getting it.

[drsumac]

Alright Tumblrverse, serious question.  What do you think would have happened to Bruce Wayne and Gotham as a whole if his parents hadn’t tragically and violently died when he was a boy?  How important is that really to his character?

[madlover-rp]

Alice Arkham

The hacker Hex. Polymath of mischief based in Gotham, specializing in cryptovirology and reprobate...

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[madlover-rp]

Welcome to The Elliot

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[demontoanangel]

Anyone wanna role play joker/harley or harley/ivy? Inbox me if interested

[madlover-rp]

I'll joker rp if you like.  I don't see an inbox on your page.

[madlover-rp]

New blog!

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[borntoberiot]

[americancomicon]

Travels with American Comicon: ~ The Many Faces of Harley Quinn.

Puddin’Play Images taken in the Cities of Orlando, San Diego, and Atlanta U.S.A.

Special Thanks to Enasni Volz, Trini Quinn, Gotham Public Works, & Jessica Nova!

[asylum-countess]

OH MY GOD I FEEL SO HONORED TO BE MENTIONED HERE I’M GOING TO CRY

[no-longer-harleen]

You Intrigue Me || Harley & Joker

[no-longer-harleen]

That was when Harleen tensed up. When he kissed her, it made something in her mind snap and turn off social Harleen and turn on professional Harleen. Her arms folded and she adjusted her glasses. “Need I remind you that we are in a professional setting and actions like that will notbe tolerated?” she questioned. Harleen began to sound like every other therapist in the asylum, and she didn’t care. 

Harleen picked up her clipboard and sat back down, writing down some things she had kept in mind to write. She considered for a moment writing down what he had told her, about his father and the abuse, but she didn’t. The woman looked up at him. She had given him enough freedom and now it was time for him to listen to her. “Sit down”

[madlover-rp]

Things had gone too far for Joker to turn back now.  Their game had begun and it wasn’t going to end with her getting all bossy on him.  Still, if that was how she wanted to play he could abide her.  “Right-O chief!”  In one motion he saluted like a soldier and bowed low like a Japanese ambassador.

Without a complaint he sat back in his chair, holding his chin in hand.  “I do other tricks roo you know.. Sit, roll over, fetch, beg..”  After a big wink he puckered his lips and made a kissey noise.  “Do you like dogs Dr Quinzel?”  A wide innocent grin came to his face as if he was some cute little kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

[caton9nearchives-deactivated201]

Frustration || M!A

Sitting on the couch, watching her favorite show, Selina propped her feet up on the coffee table. She had just gotten out of the shower so her hair was still damp as she leaned back. She hadn’t been watching anything sexual, or thinking anything sexual but she felt a sudden urge. She didn’t usually do things like this, but she leaned over to grab her phone. She dialed the first number that came to mind and put the phone to her ear. When the person she called picked up the phone, Selina sighed with relief. “Hey, can you come over? I have a favor to ask.”

[madlover-rp]

Joker had been working tirelessly on his normal Sunday evening plans.  Naturally this included baking a series of custard pies and making his cronies line up for target practice.  What better way to stay in shape and practice accuracy?  It was a shame that the goon that got the one randomly poisoned pie didn't enjoy the evening as much, but what are you going to do?  He was just about to apply the whip cream when the phone rang.  "What? Now? Well alright.. but only because I owe you one.."  Tossing the over-sized chef's hat away he threw open his closet to adorn his best three piece suit.  "Boy's get the limo.. I'm making a house call."

He ran his fingers across the edge of the long brimmed hat that he wore before knocking.  His velvet gloves softening the sound.

[no-longer-harleen]

You Intrigue Me || Harley & Joker

[no-longer-harleen]

Harleen stood absolutely still. He was getting close…reallyclose. She strangely felt okay with it. Joker was taller than her by a lot, but it seemed to work out fine if she looked up and he leaned down a bit. Harleen cracked a laugh at his acts and shook her head. The woman reached into her pocket and took out a ring of keys. She picked out the tiniest one and unlocked the lock on the back of the straight jacket.

When the jacket fell to the floor, Harleen returned to the front of him. She tilted her head slightly as she looked up at him, a slight smile on her face. Harleen handed him the artwork. “Promise not to run away?” she laughed, knowing she should have asked that before she let him go.

[madlover-rp]

This was unusual.  Harley seemed comfortable being close to the Joker.  It was something he had not experienced for a very long time.  Any memory of girl that wasn’t afraid to be so close was blurry as if erased by an old eraser.  He hummed happily as she unlocked and removed his coat.  Once free his arms stretched out wide as if he hadn’t moved in years.

“Oh Ms Harley I could kiss you!”  Joker grabbed her suddenly and lowered her to the ground as if to give her a deep passionate kiss.  Instead, he kissed her nose and lifted her back up.  With the skill of a magician he had the pottery in hand before she had realized.  “I was right, you’re more talented than you know.”

[no-longer-harleen]

You Intrigue Me || Harley & Joker

[no-longer-harleen]

“I suppose you’re right” she commented. After that, Harleen was glad to see him smile. A real smile, like she had made him happy and forget about the situation. And when he looked into her eyes, a part of her melted. It was hard to fight the slight blush. “Thank you” she said. Harleen looked down at her little pot. But then her smile wiped away as she looked up at him. “But…That’s against the rules” she said. Suddenly, she remembered that this was her job and that he was in fact a criminal. Even if he wasn’t that bad of a person. “I-I’m not allowed to do that”

Harleen pulled the pottery closer to her, as if something snapped into her, but there was still some of that childhood innocence in her eyes. She considered it for a moment, but then she shook her head slightly. “No…No I can’t do that” she said, a little sadly. 

[madlover-rp]

He took a small delight in watching her debate her next step.  She was rather cute the way she clearly wanted to do the things she shouldn't.  There is much that he can teach her.

Silently he leaned in and lifted his eyebrows flirtatiously.  “You could do it just this once.. I won’t tell if you don’t.”  When he sat up and got close his face wasn’t far from hers.  With some effort he could steal a kiss at this distance.  Instead he gave a playful pout and batted his lashes.  “Puh-leeeaze Dr Quinzel?  Harley?”  His voice was filled with a mocking sadness like a wounded puppy that wanted to be taken care of.

[no-longer-harleen]

You Intrigue Me || Harley & Joker

[no-longer-harleen]

Harleen full on chuckled at the thought of Batman and Joker being roommates. Her face and her eyes lit up for the first time this whole meeting. It almost made her forget about all the bad things that had happened to him. “Much like girls” she laughed. Then with a little smirk, not really knowing why, Harleen got up and placed her clipboard on her chair. The woman walked over to a little cabinet in her office and pulled out the pottery they had been talking about. It was small, but tall and thin. Also very wonky. She closed the cabinet and walked over to him, handing it to the man with a smile.  ”Now you can see why my parents encouraged I stick with academics” she laughed. 

[madlover-rp]

He raised his brow, "Now now, boys are just as allowed to gossip as you girls."  Harley's smile brought a warm grin to his face.  She really was sweet and fun to be with.  This was beginning not to feel like a therapy session at all, but rather an awkward first date.

Joker was delighted to see she had the project with her.  He was right, it was important to her.  For the first time his voice was calm rather than jumping from high pitched giggles to low growls, "Why I think it is beautiful."  His eyes shifted from the art to her eyes, staring deep for a long moment.  "I don't suppose you could let me out of this jacket so I could touch it?"

[no-longer-harleen]

You Intrigue Me || Harley & Joker

[no-longer-harleen]

Harleen adjusted her glasses. Her mouth was a tight line and her hands clenched up slightly. The woman flipped a page and read a long list of all the time Batman had put Joker in here and all the horrible things he had done to Joker. “This Batman doesn’t sound like the man people make him seem like” she said, a little angry. She tapped her pen on the clipboard but then stopped. It was a bad habit she couldn’t stand. “Why isn’t he in here?” she questioned. “Sounds to me like he’s the one making trouble”

Harleen smiled slyly. “Maybe I do” she laughed, teasing a little. Now that she thought about it, she knew exactly where it was. 

[madlover-rp]

This one wasn't like the others.  She didn't seem to want to cure him, she was really listening and she believed him.  Whats more, she didn't seem to like Batman very much either.  "Oh I couldn't agree with you more Harl"  He turned so that he legs hung over the side of the chair.  "Wouldn't we be just the cutest roommates?  I could tell him funny stories and gossip about whom likes him and he could thrown things are me and brood in the corner!"

Joker could tell he was getting through to her.  She seemed to be an open book, he just had to decide what page to turn to.  "Please tell me you have it here in the office.  If not could you bring it in next time?"

[no-longer-harleen]

You Intrigue Me || Harley & Joker

[no-longer-harleen]

Just when Harleen was about to crack a smile, it was soon wiped away at the sad ending of his story. She had never experienced abuse such as that, so she had absolutely no clue what to say. Even if she wasa psychiatrist. Harleen forgot about the tear in her eye and cleared her throat. She looked down at the small clipboard and acted as if she was writing something down, when she wasn’t. “I’m sorry to hear that. Do you think….Do you think that’s the reason you’re a villain?” she asked. Of course she felt horrible for not showing how much she cared, but she knew deep down she had to be professional. 

“My parents let me attend summer camp one year” she stated. “It was the….the first time they ever let me out of the house alone except for school”. Harleen smirked, even though it felt wrong. “When I came back with a thing that looked like pottery they were quite upset, but I found it funny”

[madlover-rp]

“A villain?!”  He spoke up in a tone more surprised than anything.  “Why my dear Harley I don’t have a nefarious bone in my body.”  There was a pride in his voice that showed that he truly believed hes never done anything wrong.  “I just get the joke..”  His voice was low and chilling, but quickly picked up to his usual bubbly persona.  “You see I know that all the rules, structure, laws, and other systems that try to keep the status quot mean nothing.  The nature of things is to break down into chaos.  Everyone works their entire life trying to be normal, fit in, and live someone else’s dream, but all it takes is one bad day to lose it all.”  Joker’s face suddenly turned to one of disgust.  “Batman and his ilk are fighting the tide of reality.”  Uncontrollable laughter seemed to bubble out of him randomly.  “Its funny really, the loon throws away his life for nothing while I’m just trying to get him to have a little fun!”

His grin became warm and friendly again at her story.  “I bet you were so proud of your little creation you still have it somewhere, don’t you?”

[madlover-rp]

OOC

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[no-longer-harleen]

You Intrigue Me || Harley & Joker

[no-longer-harleen]

Harleen nodded with a slight smile. She didn’t want to laugh but she couldn’t help but smile at his comment about rent. But her smile quickly faded and her eyes filled with sadness. Despite knowing he was a mental patient she felt like in that moment he was a real person. Someone you could talk to every day and not have to keep them in chains. Suddenly, Harleen understood why he did the things he did. It certainly wasn’t fair to him. 

Remember to be professional, she thought. Harleen gulped and looked down at her papers. Professional or not she felt wrong for even thinking about writing that down. So she didn’t. “I’m sorry to hear that” she said lowly, not really knowing what else to say. 

[madlover-rp]

He laid back and tucked his feet under him.  “I remember one time my mother took me to the movies, it was one of those old black and white comedies.”  A sad smile came to his face as he paused for a moment.  “This was after that whole Wayne shooting thing.  People were afraid to go to the movies so the theatre was quickly going bankrupt.  Tickets were cheap in hopes or bringing more people in.”  He took a moment to look over at her, his eyes filled with childhood innocence.  “Anyway!  I saved up my allowance so my mother and I could go, but when we got home dad was furious.  He thought it was a waste of money for her to give me any in the first place, let alone spend it on the movies.”  The sadness returned to his face, that wide smile turning into a low frown.  “I watched him push her down the stairs, then he beat me.  She got a broken leg, I got a black eye and broken arm.”

After a long moment the smile returned to his face.  “So, what’s your happiest childhood memory?”