YAR HAR HAR

HOW MANY PIRATES DO IT TAKE TA CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? THATCH!

[nyanbinyuri]

listening to sea shanties be like 

[motherfucker-unlimited]

everyone shut the fuck up and post crabs

[hell-ass]

[dat-goat-boi]

[madmanofbarbados]

HAPPY PRIDE MATIES THIS PIRATE’S BI

[madmanofbarbados]

I'm sorry to say my boy but your beard isnt quite as wonderful as mine.

….

WHO TA FUCK ARE YE AN WHY ARE YE ON ME ROOFTOP

[god-of-brawlhalla]

I am Thor, God of Thunder, among other things.

[madmanofbarbados]

YER THE GOD OF THUNDER?

THAT SOUNDS

THORRIBLE

[memesandlaughs]

[madmanofbarbados]

I'm sorry to say my boy but your beard isnt quite as wonderful as mine.

....

WHO TA FUCK ARE YE AN WHY ARE YE ON ME ROOFTOP

[madmanofbarbados]

then who DO you like to steal from??

WHAT ARE YE

A COP

[madmanofbarbados]

Have you tried to steal something to Asuri? I mean, her sari has gold

WHY WOULD I STEAL FROM ASURI SHES A CAT

CATS DONT OWE PROPERTY ?????

[madmanofbarbados]

Hello the same anon that asked about the Cat. Now I know why you let a "certain cat" to join the crew. How did that go btw?

THERES A CAT?

[madmanofbarbados]

IT BEEN MONTH MATEYS

GUESS WHAT IVE LEARNED

THIS

:3

[madmanofbarbados]

howdy!

H

HOWDY?

MATEY I THINK YER MISTAKIN ME FOR LASS CASSIDY

[madmanofbarbados]

all caps is fucking annoying

YARR MATEY WHAT DO YA MEAN

IM VERY PROUD OF ME BOTTLECAP COLLECTION. I WON TWO YEARS INNA ROW WITH IT

[yourfaveisofftheshits]

Thatch from Brawlhalla is off the shits!

[madmanofbarbados]

TO @ada-the-cyberpunk

ROSES BE RED,

VIOLETS BE BLUE,

Ye might leave this on read

But the appreciation of your beauty is well overdue.

Like a lotus you’ve bloomed

Your techno grace taking Valhalla by storm

And as I could only have presumed

That you’ve left everyone’s hearts full of love and warmth

Here’s a toast to our friendship, and without delay,

Happy Valentine’s Day 🦀❤️

[edgy-frenchman]

To... Thatch.

Hello, @madmanofbarbados.

No, I don’t like you. You’re ugly, you’re disgusting, you’re not in my “Top List Of Beautiful Legends That I May Hang Out With If I Care To Do So”, and you’re annoyingly noisy.

But I can make exceptions.

You’re a pirate, we share the same interests. Perhaps we could share our old adventures while drinking and have a good time. I like to brag, and I think you do too, and I may consider you a friend. I hate everyone in this place, you know.

Let me know.

– Lucien Degas.

[lotrmusical]

Top Ten Shanties and Sea Songs That Perfectly Embody The Line Between Homosocial and Homoerotic in Naval History

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

[butchflirt]