calm, collected and commanding

On all levels except physical, I'm a wolf. *barks*

[catchymemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[anexperimentallife]

[toastbutteregg]

[madmigs]

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[awwcutepets]

Gaze long enough into the abyss, eventually the abyss gazes back.

[blackwolfmajik]

The abyss heard the can opener

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[sixpenceee]

“I painted the Mona Lisa about to be restored”

Credit                        

[youmaysaythatimadreamer-can]

‘ShamWow’ will clean up Any mess !!

[brobydick]

[pipshinwhatever]

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you're stupid

[pipshinwhatever]

i have some awful news. logic based games are also hard if you're stupid

[superstarrrrgirl-deactivated202]

“this bitch looks insane” *hits follow button*

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

PARKS AND RECREATION (2009 - 2015) Season 4: Episode 1 — I’m Leslie Knope

[sixpenceee]

When you crack an egg underwater, it stays intact                           

Source

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[whitepeopletwitter]