[notallmensheviks]

The DMV Reviewed Thousands of Hilarious Vanity Plate Applications Last Year. These Are Our Favorites

Inside the important job of keeping poop puns, dick jokes, and hate speech off California’s roadways

absolutely incredible journalism

[bisexualwario]

[doubleca5t]

California DMV says MILF rights

[bogleech]

"mobycat" is an extreme reach on the DMVs part, nobody says that, it probably was just a cat's name

[madmilf]

liliumsunshine​:

@madmilf

Your son says you would call someone a "silly goose." Can you confirm this?

I call him that one time...

I mean it affectionately, though!

[narutoamv-deactivated20130303]

[madmilf]

I may have been a bad mother and always made some treats for Cloud when he beat somebody up.

[eggpuffs]

me as a parent

[madmilf]

@theyfollowinmema

Hello! I’m sorry I didn’t greet you sooner. I keep getting distracted or busy with other things.

Claudia Strife, it’s nice to meet you. How are things?

[madmilf]

@liliumsunshine said: }:(

I’m alright, hon. Just confused.

I feel sort of like it fits, but I would have no idea how to explain why.

Super weird though.

[madmilf]

What Tarot Card Are You?

Death

A cheery woman’s voice chimes from above. "Game over! Please restart and try again." The old woman holds a baby in her arms and makes to pass it to you. Will you take it?

Well. That was morbid.

[madmilf]

turksichore​:

@madmilf I'm gonna stare at the sun, yo. Call that extreme star gazing.

Okay, but I’m not fixing your retinas.

[madmilf]

hookshotnhammer​:

ohhhh is that why your eyes hurt if you look right at the sun

thank you i try very very hard

Oh, no, that’s a different reason. For that, it’s because you have a LOT of light trying to enter your eyes all at once, so it makes the muscles in your eyes work harder than they’re used to working, trying to contract enough to block out all the light. You know how your pupils get bigger or smaller depending on how little or how much light there is, respectively? It’s like that. And then it can burn parts of your eyes that makes you blind.

So don’t look right at the sun! It’s dangerous.

[madmilf]

hookshotnhammer​:

i dont know what uv rays are either are they rude

a horse is an animal prince link has one named epona thats super pretty and really likes him she sneaks up and licks the side of his head to make his hair stand up sometimes they eat grass and got four legs and look like this

i gave her lots of kisses and she said bawk bawk

Huh... how to explain. They’re... a form of sunlight, that can hurt you if you’re exposed to it for too long without proper protection? It takes years and years and years for that damage to really do anything, though. It just increases your risk of certain illnesses, that’s all.

Oh! How cute. You’re a wonderful artist, Link.

[madmilf]

hookshotnhammer​:

i dont know what sunglasses are but they sound nice

a bokoblin is a monster about people size i have seen them ride bears and horses but usually they just run around and cause trouble

twitters is big and poofy white and she eats snacks out of my hand and i watched her chase after some bugs in the garden today she looks like thissss

im glad to hear it

Oh, they’re super convenient. They’re dark tinted to block some of the UV rays so it doesn’t damage your eyes.

Huh! I see. ...what’s a horse?

She’s so cute... give her kisses for me. She deserves them.

[madmilf]

Once when Cloud was a little, little kid, he dropped one of his toys or something, and he was like. [Little kid voice.] “Shit.”

[madmilf]

Wait. Shit. I keep forgetting not to curse around kids.

[madmilf]

hookshotnhammer​:

i like you already

i want to fight the sun because it is bright and makes things very hot and it shines in my eyes when i do stuff

dee is a good boy he is very big and i taught him to let me know when there are monsters nearby he gets really excited about stalfos and stuff like that because he likes to steal their bones

and miss moose is very protective of sheik she bit a bokoblin that got too close to him once

and i didnt mention my cucco twitters shes a good bird and she lays eggs now

give him a hug for me will you i hope both of you are doing okay today

Aw, thank you!

Hmm. Have you tried sunglasses? It won’t do anything for the heat, you’d have to wear something with lighter fabric, but it’d help with keeping the light out of your eyes!

Oh! He sounds like a smart pup. What’s a bokoblin?

Oh shit, what’s Twitters look lilke?

I will/I have! We are, thank you so much.

[madmilf]

{havin thoughts and feelings about claudia tonight}

{i think, after the incident on mt nibel, when an injured cloud brought back a hurt and comatose tifa, and tifa’s father blamed cloud for getting his daughter hurt, i think claudia was PISSED.}

{she never really quite forgave tom for hurting cloud the way he did, emotionally, and hated tom from that point on out. she understood that he was worried about his daughter, but at the same time, he had to have seen the condition her boy was in. that he’d clearly fought to get tifa out of there safely, and was probably lucky to be alive himself.}

{and tifa was basically his only friend in nibelheim; he was too shy and anxious to befriend anyone else, and tom told him to stay away from tifa Or Else.}

{she never forgave tom for that. claudia viewed that whole thing, in a way, as tom stealing her son away from her, and away from everyone, really, but her especially. he withdrew from basically everyone, hating himself and picking fights with the other kids, and he was just never really the same loving kid. i definitely think she mourned that loss, upset that she hadn’t done enough to help him.}

{she did her best to help cloud and try to convince him that it wasn’t his fault, but it never really... sank in. she definitely tried to circumvent tom’s rule and let tifa see cloud, even if cloud was determined to follow that one rule.}

{she’s relieved to see how much happier cloud is now, despite everything that’s happened.}

[thewarfactoryau]

[thewarfactoryau]

A few years later and patterns for the demi-cuirass (top half) are now available through our website!

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