⊹ The Consort ⊹

Kuli | 18 | she/her | Wincestie | Deangirl | currently obsessed with boyking Sam | But Dean Winchester takes up 90% of my brain space | I draw sometimes @osinakii

[madonnadean]

••• DA MAIN POST •••

• Hiii I'm Kuli • this is a Wincest blog (by Wincest, I mean the entire Winchester family fucking each other) • I'm a Deangirl who loves both the brothers and I believe that John is more complex than a Looney Tune villain • My only preference is Top!Sam/Bottom!Dean (Bottom!Dean in every ship) so that's what you're gonna find here • Also I'm really into mpreg so cw just in case that's not your thing (guess which brother is getting preg'd? Hint: his name starts with 'D')

• Minors, do not interact

• Abusive!Dean people, please refer to this post

• I draw sometimes :3 @osinakii

• Feel free to send asks, dms, and infact, obliterate my inbox <3

[mpregeminem]

SUPERNATURAL | S01E16

[roycohns]

mutuals i am politely asking you what color i remind you of

[deanwincesterinmascara]

you can’t break up with your father and you can’t break up with your brother, but they can both leave you. and they do.

so you drive the country end to end like a tiger pacing his enclosure and you hold your phone tight like either one is going to call.

and you say you want to be a family again and you’re selfish, selfish, trying to keep them both close and knowing all they want is to be far far away from you

[deanwincesterinmascara]

#i hadnt thought of the fact that sam and john are allowed to leave but dean isnt

see you get it!!! dean is the ghost haunting his family. he can't help but hurt them because like any other spirit he's full of anger and unfinished business. he's a living dead boy he's a narrative device he's a side character in his own story he's empty empty empty and everyone can see it

[saltmonellas]

late night cramming at stanford

[deanwincesterinmascara]

you can’t break up with your father and you can’t break up with your brother, but they can both leave you. and they do.

so you drive the country end to end like a tiger pacing his enclosure and you hold your phone tight like either one is going to call.

and you say you want to be a family again and you’re selfish, selfish, trying to keep them both close and knowing all they want is to be far far away from you

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[whynotfabulous]

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative

[antoniabishop]

jars

[justjensenanddean]

Dean Winchester | 1x01 Pilot (Promo Pic) 

[momomarjijo]

they never went to the beach

supernatural should have ended with sam and dean going to the beach after hunting those vampires, sam reclining on a lounge chair with his feet in the sand, a cold beer in his hand and sunglasses on, watching dean wave to him from the shore, the sea up to their ankles and the sunset cascading over them

[chongoblog]

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

[ampersketch-art]

Hey,

[chongoblog]

Don’t say anything

[paunchjournal]

Dean Dean Dean

[horrorcitos]

Brendon Burton

[3-aem]

hand studies I loved doing

[mournfulroses]

Maria Zoccola, from a poem titled "the spartan women discuss the local waterfowl," featured in Helen Of Troy, 1993: Poems

[theinternetarchive]

california through the eyes of photographer wilson davis ellis, american c. 1940s-50s.

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

i like to blame myself for everything just in case