Meowdsion

Teacher, general candy enthusiast, friend to all.

[goodscreencaps]

[tinderventure]

So I purely made my bio sarcastic just to see what would happen. I put all sorts of sarcastic remarks such as “I hate going out on adventures” “I hate all music and every movie” and I put the sentence “I fucking love meth”.

Well I got matched by this really pretty girl and she actually messaged me first saying that we should meetup, smoke some meth, and smash. I was shocked but I thought she was kidding, so I played along.

Turns out she was serious, she said something about crushes and she wanted to smoke crystal meth with me and bang while high as fuck. I turned her down.

[brokenfuckometer]

[fatmagic]

[jolinxo]

[sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate]

[bidoof]

[ulibeanzz]

when ur sitting in a room full of ur friends and ur all silently doin ur own things on ur phones n laptops and u think about how a baby boomer comic strip maker would be going bananas about it 

[997]

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

[dinuguan]

[yizere]

[madsionlovescats]

Every chopped episode

Alex Guarnaschelli: So tell me about why you decided to glaze the pasty.

Contestant: Well growing up my father never loved me and my mother died a tragic death.

Ted: Thank you chef.

[madsionlovescats]

Every chopped episode

Alex Guarnaschelli: So tell me about why you decided to glaze the pasty.

Contestant: Well growing up my father never loved me and my mother died a tragic death.

Ted: Thank you chef.

[kit-harington]

[itsjust-insanity]

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT DANK MEMES

[methargicismm]

OOH MY GOD, IM GLAD I READ THIS

[pookie02]

[toboberry]

Holy shit

[gayboomhauer]

I’m going back into the closet I can’t do this anymore

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

this looks like that one french movie with the talking penis