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This might be my favorite post hahaha

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I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

butmyheartwillstaywithyou

❤

pogocore

cardigran

hustleinatrap

it’s sad that puppets are more accepting than people…

luidilovins

LET 👏 ERNIE 👏 AND 👏 BERT 👏 TIE 👏 THE 👏 KNOT 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 MORE 👏 ONGOING 👏 STABLE 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 THAN 👏 MOST 👏 OF 👏 US 👏

nightguardmod

Y’all joke about it, but let me tell you a story: See, back in ‘94 (yeah, you youngins), our sociology teacher mentioned that today was the 25th anniversary of Sesame Street. And he proceeded to tell a story.

See, he was in kindergarten when Sesame Street first aired, and he saw the first episode, live, with his classmates. He described the experience of seeing this for the first time as incredible. The entire class loved it.

The next day, however, the teacher announced that they could no longer show it, due to some people upset that it showed interracial friendships, of kids of different ethnicities playing together. Keep in mind that this show was only two years after laws banning interracial marriages were overturned.

So yeah. They’ve been doing the right thing before many of us here were even alive.

strawberrymacaronexplosion

They also handled death better than pretty much any show ever. I remember when Mr Hooper died. Well, really the actor playing him died. They could have written around it or ignored it, but they didn’t. They did a whole show about death and grief, and it was moving and completely perfect. And it pissed people off because it was a kids show and I guess some people think kid shows should be happy all the time. Sesame street is the best show. I would have said so at 5, and I still say so as a childfree 35 year old.

the-dice-hag

Children’s media should respect the intelligence of their audience and Sesame Street won’t flinch from that.

thingsstingshouldsing

This is all so true, which makes it even worse that new episodes of Sesame Street are effectively behind a 6 month paywall.

scarletsailor

Then stop fucking cancelling your best shows and renewing your shitty ones

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

i am literally paying your ass directly netflix this is not fucking hard to figure out

ten-and-donna

Major Corporation Wants To Know What Its Customers Want; Wait, No, Not Like That

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chillin on a Saturday night

thepope

Calm down jojo

momunofu-deactivated20150808

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

sparkafterdark-deactivated20181

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

totallyfubar

I dunno, man,

sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

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get on my level boys

sparkafterdark-deactivated20181

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

nerdgul

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

ourexes

he came for his entire life holy shit

holyromanhomo

likeloveadore

I was walking my dog today and this little boy stopped to pat her and was asking questions about her. He wanted to know where I got her and I said she was adopted from a shelter.

Boy: Have you told her yet? Me: What? Boy: Have you told her that she’s adopted? Me: Yes, she knows. Boy: That’s good, you should never keep a secret from a dog.

When you're drunk and let a random fellow drunk girl "borrow" your favorite hair tie cause liquor blurs your wits but the next day you realize the bitch never gave you your hair tie back and you have to accept your new reality without your favorite hair tie.

#the strugge is real

stckwll

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

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You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

gothicprep

i have but i also have, like, real problems

innerpeaceonly

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.