mads

just a human who loves to write, read, and escape the world ao3: ethereal_mads insta: ethereal_madss

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✨Bedside Manners by ethereal_mads ✨on ao3

Summary:

When Hermione Granger is admitted to St. Mungo's after a curse-breaking incident, Draco Malfoy expects the evening will be unpleasant in all the usual ways. Diagnostics. Paperwork. Enter an insufferable swot to argue with him about his own treatment plan, giving him an inevitable headache. 

What he does not expect is sex pollen. 

Then again, Draco always hypothesized that Granger would be the death of him. 

Or: Hermione gets sex-pollinated, Draco tries to be ethical about it, the usual chaos ensues.

This is a fic for Coach(b)ella Fest 2026 to celebrate Lyra M. Black's one year in the fandom!

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Chapter 5: "I didn't want you anyway" from Maneater! by ethereal_mads

Comission by @ Idiotbox

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81500086/chapters/214305331

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Commission by me by @ idiotbox for "Maneater!" by ethereal_mads

Chapter 2: "Turning me down, Malfoy?"

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New coverart by Papercranesandapples for "The Virgin Method" by ethereal_mads

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New cover by the lovely @bekazimi for "The Sex Agenda" by ethereal_mads

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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New cover art by @bekazimi for "The Dating Plan" by ethereal_mads

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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New cover art by Idiotbox for "Maneater!" by ethereal_mads

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81500086/chapters/214305331

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Cover art for "The Shape of Hunger" by ethereal_mads

Written for Death Eaters Do It Better Fest 2026 (fics revealed on March 20th)

Summary:

He was supposed to be the Dark Lord’s greatest weapon.

Instead, he became a monster that only craved her.

Or, in which Hermione is sacrificed by the Order to Draco in order to receive a cure for a toxin killing their soldiers. Draco takes it upon himself to make certain she never becomes a pawn again. 

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New cover art for The Sex Agenda

Created in Cavna by me. Image via Pinterest (old advertisement)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Olga Knipper-Chekhova, from a letter to Anton Chekhov featured in The Selected Letters of Anton Chekhov

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New chaper live on THE VIRGIN METHOD by ethereal_mads on ao3

Summary:

Draco Malfoy had survived ten years of working with Hermione Granger without once confessing his attraction, his inexperience, or his increasingly alarming thoughts about her snog-able mouth.

All it took to ruin that streak was one drunken night and a single, ill-advised offer.

Now, there’s a seven-day sex agenda, a baffling number of lessons for his deflowering, and the discovery that Hermione Granger—queen of the swots, trusted colleague, long-time friend, and carefully catalogued as strictly platonic—is a variable no amount of planning can account for.

Love, it turns out, does not follow methodology.

**Draco's POV to The Sex Agenda (completed)

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The Virgin Method by ethereal_mads

Summary:

Draco Malfoy had survived ten years of working with Hermione Granger without once confessing his attraction, his inexperience, or his increasingly alarming thoughts about her snog-able mouth.

All it took to ruin that streak was one drunken night and a single, ill-advised offer.

Now, there’s a seven-day sex agenda, a baffling number of lessons for his deflowering, and the discovery that Hermione Granger—queen of the swots, trusted colleague, long-time friend, and carefully catalogued as strictly platonic—is a variable no amount of planning can account for.

Love, it turns out, does not follow methodology.

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Fic: Forgive Me, Father (by ethereal_mads on Ao3)

Summary:

Father Draco hadn't known what he was inviting into his parish the day he first met Hermione Granger. If he had, he never would've offered her the confessional—much less on his knees at the altar, praying into the heat between her thighs.

Or Draco is just trying to be a good little priest, and Hermione is determined to be on Father Draco's naughty list this year.

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Fic: "forgive me, father" by ethereal_mads (on ao3)

Summary:

Father Draco hadn't known what he was inviting into his parish the day he first met Hermione Granger. If he had, he never would've offered her the confessional—much less on his knees at the altar, praying into the heat between her thighs.

Or Draco is just trying to be a good little priest, and Hermione is determined to be on Father Draco's naughty list this year.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/74807826

Fic: forgive me, father by ethereal_mads (on ao3)

Summary:

Father Draco hadn't known what he was inviting into his parish the day he first met Hermione Granger. If he had, he never would've offered her the confessional—much less on his knees at the altar, praying into the heat between her thighs.

Or Draco is just trying to be a good little priest, and Hermione is determined to be on Father Draco's naughty list this year.

Written for A Verry Merry Daddy Knows Best Fest 2025

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New chapter out in ❤️‍🔥THE DATING PLAN❤️‍🔥 by ethereal_mads, and this one is a deliciously spicy one.

Link here