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mae. 25. EST. general trash. i'm on the constant hunt for some rapid fire roleplays over discord. check out my 'about' for the details. 18+ muns/muses only.

[maeiswriting]

hey! i’m mae and i’m searching for a few chill one on one rolepays over discord. HERE is my about page, but tonight i’m looking for a few specific plots. i’d prefer if they were mxm, but i’m certainly open to other arrangements! bolded roles are who i’d prefer to play (if applicable). like this post or slide into my IMs if you’re interested in any of them!

( wanted plots under the cut. half are smut, half are angst, most are both. a lot are vague so we can chit chat and plot and all those fun shenanigans. )

001. a soldier goes mia & presumed kia. four years later, he’s found and shows up on his fiance’s/husband’s/boyfriend’s doorstep.

002. you’re my dad’s friend driving me somewhere and now you’re fucking me in the car.

003. watching a game and suddenly you’re rubbing my dick.

004. a homeless prostitute x sugar daddy au.

005. muse a is in a dead end marriage with his high school sweetheart. when his husband asks to try an open marriage, muse a reluctantly agrees so he doesn’t lose him. his best friend, muse b, is all too happy to show him what he’s been missing out on.

006. plot where a master invites his friends to use his pet, muse a, together. muse b is one of these friends and ends up wanting the pet for himself - an affair develops

007. gay jock starts making his twink boyfriend be the slut for his friends, until the boyfriend loves it so much he’s constantly bending over for anyone visiting them (optional: the boyfriend doesn’t really enjoy it but does it anyway to please his lover, until one of the jock’s friends falls for him and gets him out)

008. twincest tw–this is something i’ve been craving, but i’ll only do it with someone i get along really well with. they’re twins. best friends. stupidly close. then they get closer, oh boy. and then… one of them disappears without a trace. it’s ten years later and suddenly he reappears and oh man, there’s a lot to unpack.

[maeiswriting]

oh man. HELLO, i’m mae, i’m trash, and i’m caving and looking for someone solid to do a steve rogers x bucky barnes (mcu based) one on one over discord. although you’re more than welcome to read over my rambling about page HERE, essentially i’m looking for:

someone who wants to build and plot and generally cry together. when my ship partner is excited then i get excited.

someone who’s patient. while i’m here to do the research and stay true to everything, i’ve never actually played either of these characters before, therefore it might take me a bit to really get into the groove.

definitely looking to stick to discord. if we get super extra and want to create blogs for muse postings and other shenanigans, i’m all for it. but if i don’t have an easy way to reply when i’m mobile then there’s a solid chance i’ll forget altogether, and i definitely don’t want to do that. also, my hobbies lately include making really involved discord servers for roleplays because i’m extra as fuck. 

someone who can reply semi-regularly. i don’t expect daily replies, because life happens and i also won’t be able to write every day, but i’d like it if there were times that we could have a pretty steady flow and have occasional rapid-fire sessions. i fucking love those. 

anyway, in general i’m super chill. i’ll play either character, any plot, canon or au, one big plot or five damn plots. let me know who you want to play, what you’re into, and let’s do this thing. like this post or slide into my IMs!

[maeiswriting]

hey! i’m mae and i’m searching for a few chill glee-based one on one roleplays over discord. HERE is my about page, but considering it really doesn’t have anything fandom-related info about it, here’s the basic gist:

i love to play (and have experience with) kurt hummel, madison mccarthy, and sebastian smythe. i’ll also definitely attempt mason, quinn, rachel, mercedes, kitty, hunter, and blaine, but i can’t say i’ll be any good at them. i prefer not to play sebastian in a seblaine ship, but beyond that, i have zero anti-ships/ship preferences! twins aren’t everyone’s thing, but if someone lets me play my hummel twin (developed over 5+ years), especially with a kurt or blaine, i’ll paypal you $5.

open to gender bent muses, twins, and original characters. canon & non-canon verses are a+. glee is trash and i am trash but i’m at least very chill trash.

i’m pretty passionate about finding partners i jive really well with who are willing to build verses and share headcanons and cry with me. let’s chat and see if we’re a good match!

[plotsforall]

Plot 158: Cuffing Season

Muse A is a police officer who doesn’t exactly go by the book, in fact they probably spend more time cavorting with criminals than capturing them. When Muse A finds themself romantically entangled with Muse B, a criminal, it’s easy for them to turn a blind eye to Muse B’s illicit activities (especially when Muse B’s boss puts Muse A on a special payroll for keeping their business off police radar). Over time, Muse A is welcomed into Muse B’s crime family, so long as they leave their badge at home. 

This year, Muse A is up for a promotion - it’s so close that they can taste it. If they can arrest a notorious boss, they’re certain that the promotion is theirs. No problem. Muse A can simply hand over one of their lover’s enemies, right? As Muse A is scheming, the police chief calls a meeting. The chief unveils the newest person-of-interest,  expressing in no uncertain terms that this is the perpetrator they want brought down next. Muse A is conflicted when they immediately recognize the person-of-interest as Muse B’s relative/boss, someone whom they’ve sat across from at the dinner table on several occasions, someone very dear to their lover, someone who will go after everyone in Muse A’s family if there’s even a suspicion of betrayal.  

Optional: Give Muse A a suspicious partner, Muse C, for extra drama.

[plotsforall]

Plot 164: The Trophy (based on a request by @ofpretenserp)

Muse A is the very definition of first class.  They come from a wealthy background and a long line of successful business tycoons who have always known how to get ahead.  Muse A is no exception.  After graduating from a prestigious university, they took a seat on the board of their family’s company and quickly proved that their hire wasn’t just a case of nepotism.  Though they had some critics when first getting started, Muse A took the company into a brand-new direction and managed to stay at the top for years.  With a high profile career like that, Muse A has had a high profile social life. Their circle of friends is exclusive and highly sought after, and it’s quite hard to get a foot in the door with them.

Muse A met Muse B on a cross country flight when they were bumped up to first class and seated next to them. Though they hit it off almost instantly, when Muse B mentions that they’re unemployed and currently not even looking for a job, Muse A knows it’s going to be a problem.  They really get along though, so once they land, they make plans to go on an actual date. The chemistry is there, definitely, but Muse A refuses to bring Muse B around any of their friends.  In fact, their friends are under the impression that Muse A is still very much single. Muse B has never made a big deal about it, but when, after a year and a half of dating, they propose to Muse A, one of the stipulations is that they need to be introduced to people in their life if they’re going to be together forever.

Though reluctant, Muse A hosts a dinner party for their friends to meet Muse B. They hope that at this point, their friends can overlook the fact that Muse B doesn’t seem to have anything going for them other than their looks and accept them into their exclusive group.

Twist! One of Muse A’s friends recognize Muse B as the heir of an incredibly well known socialite  that runs in a different circle than theirs.   Muse B is worth more than Muse A is, and when Muse B finds out that Muse A was ashamed of them, drama ensues.  

[plotsforall]

Plot 166: Halfway

After being wrongly imprisoned for 2 years, Muse A gets out on parole. Adjusting to life on the outside is difficult with a conviction on their record, especially since no one knows the truth– which is that Muse A was innocent and had to take the fall for someone who was threatening their family. As a term of their parole, Muse A must live in a halfway house and maintain employment for 6 months without committing any criminal offenses or they risk an immediate return to prison. Muse A just wants life to return to something resembling normal, so they take the first job opportunity that will have them. Muse B is a customer who frequents Muse A’s place of work. Although Muse A tries to keep to themselves in order to avoid any potential trouble, Muse B manages to crack Muse A’s hardened exterior. Over time, Muse B becomes someone whom Muse A looks forward to seeing and spending time with. As a tentative relationship grows, Muse A starts to feel like they can put their unjust past behind them. That is– until Muse B invites Muse A to meet their sibling, Muse C, who Muse A recognizes as the person they went to prison because of. Now Muse A must decide whether their budding relationship with Muse B is more important to them than seeking revenge on Muse C and jeopardizing their freedom.  

Options:

The relationship between Muse A and Muse B is platonic, not romantic.

Muse A and Muse B are same sex.

Muse C threatens Muse A to do an illicit favor for them.

[nottobecrossed]

                                         Practice makes perfect

Muse A has been engaged to be married. Not by their choosing mind you, but engaged none the less. Their arranged marriage is meant to take place in a few months and, for various reasons, Muse A is a bundle of nerves about it. One of the reasons being that they’ve never been with another person before. How are they supposed to…..perform on their wedding night if they have no idea what to do?!

Sensing the distress in their son/daughter, Muse A’s father/mother/parent employs what is known as a Practice Mate (Muse B). Practice Mates are persons that are employed to instruct usually well off individuals in the art of love making and physical pleasure, without actual sex. They aren’t whores. Actual sex between a Practice Mate and client is strictly prohibited.

It’s hard, though, being so intimate with someone yet not intimate with them. It is not uncommon for people to develop misguided feelings for their Practice Mate, but the rules are very clear. Practice Mates that engaged in sex with their partners are black marked and cast out, and Muse A is practically married anyway……

[gaypornbottoms-deactivated20230]

a few possible au / plot ideas:

escort (or prostitute) au

“i’m basically homeless but you let me stay with you in exchange for sex” au

married man fucking the barely legal gardener

“i’m being prosecuted for a crime i didn’t commit, you’re my lawyer and we end up fucking” au

highschool / college kid being the cumslut for the entire football / basketball / whatever sports team

college student being the slut for his frat brothers

similar to the previous two: coach / frat leader fucking the slut in front of the whole team / frat

straight guy fucking his gay friend cause his girlfriend won’t have sex with him (optional: the gay guy isn’t his friend but a guy he bullies)

teacher/student (or professor/student) au

teacher/student with a twist: the teacher’s pet gets the best grades cause he’s bending over for the prof, so the other students decide to teach him a lesson and make him their slut

boss/intern au

plot where a master invites his friends to use his pet, muse a, together. muse b is one of these friends and ends up wanting the pet for himself - an affair develops

gay jock starts making his twink boyfriend be the slut for his friends, until the boyfriend loves it so much he’s constantly bending over for anyone visiting them (optional: the boyfriend doesn’t really enjoy it but does it anyway to please his lover, until one of the jock’s friends falls for him and gets him out)

muse a’s wife left the family so muse b, his son, is the one to take care of (and bend over for) his father

virgin from a religious family gets seduced by a man who loves to pop young boys’ cherries

young criminal / rebel getting arrested for smooking weed (or something similar) and trying to get away by letting the officer(s) fuck him

[arnbrosiaarchive]

give me age gaps ? ( younger muse always 18+ )

cute, young, new girl at the office who’s a little too cocky and won’t give me the time of day but she’s so hot I have to try , right ?

f/f plot with one is a married mother of like 3 who’s separating from her husband and the younger one is the older one’s yoga instructor on thursdays. you feel where i’m going …

teacher / student literally anything. 

specifically ? something where they hooked up before the student got assigned to their class and oh god they’re here in my classroom and all I can think about is how pretty they looked on my bed. bonus points if the student teases them all class …

hotshot record producer / director and the daughter / son of their best client. 

supernatural au … really old vampire / immortal who’s really tired of the world and has seen everything at least twice until they meet actual sunshine and sugarplums muse b.

widow who never got to have children meets broke and tired single, teen parent muse b.

[empxthetiiic-blog]

bvttheads:

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wanted scenarios:

‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’   

‘we are sharing a bed for a trip and i popped a boner’ 

‘you’re my dad’s friend and driving me somewhere and now you’re fucking me in the car’ 

‘locker room/gym sex’ 

‘watching a game and suddenly your rubbing my dick’

‘you’re my roommate and i can hear you with your girlfriend and you catch me still jerking off to it when she leaves’’

‘back of the team bus hj/bj’s’