*Joe and Vito walk into the Red Dragon Restaurant*
“Sorry gentleman, this place member only”

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*Joe and Vito walk into the Red Dragon Restaurant*
“Sorry gentleman, this place member only”
Tommy, Vito, and Lincoln!
does this picture make me laugh because of knowing when we, as a player, bury a body for the first and only time in the game, and what role we play and under which circumstances?
(everyone is drunk, annoyed, one is throwing up, the other just beginning to feel like doing the same, the one who should be burying the body forgot about the body in the first place, and it's muddy and vito is ruining his first good shoes)
does it make me laugh when i realize that joe was too busy throwing up, singing, and telling vito about the lovely night and taking a stroll through the park as if he were serenading him?
does it make me laugh when i realize that henry looks "cool" literally for like three seconds in the game (in five scenes combined) but he is possibly the biggest idiot [affectionate] of them all?
does it make me laugh when i know that the game was always (sometimes more, sometime less obviously) making fun of these "wiseguys", showing us the very same humans we know or are, being silly even when burying a damn body, fucking up literally every job, bickering all the time?
it sure does.
does it make me long for a different game, for a few more missions and scenes, for a game where henry had a bigger role, where the trio was truly the trio? where he could, for a moment, truly be who he felt he should be? does it make me feel like i am watching some serious shit, the coolest mobster movie ever?
it sure does.
buona sera senorita kiss me goodnight <3
im love u vito
Empire Bay looks nothing like the one he had grown up in. The streets have names he doesn’t know, shops he doesn’t recall visiting, and strangers--people who have no fucking clue who runs this town--flailing around for shelter from the storm. He had believed, once, that there had been something to this town. That it hadn’t just all been steel girders and lush parks and poor neighborhoods teeming with immigrant kids that dream a little too big and believe, like he had, that there’s more to the bones of something greater than themselves. But that’s what Empire Bay is--what it always has been. He had only seen it for the bits of meat that hadn’t yet been picked clean off. -- Leo takes Vito home; Vito prepares for the end; and Marcano gives him sanctuary.
otherwise known as vito's no good very bad horrible day. background is by beau kelly on unsplash, i just played around with some textures. happy reading!
@samtrapani i said id do it 😌
Idk if I ever posted this but: ta-da! I did this like a year or so ago
I made these just in case there were any doubts about my love for this man.
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Henry: - Are you kidding me??? è________é
Joe: -Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Vito: - >////////////>
☎️💥‼️ • ❝ there is no such thing as honor among thieves... ❞ - tommy angelo’s testimony
alt below vv
THEY ALL LOOK SO MF GOOD
tommy angelo smoking pt.1
I didn't know smoking can be that hot...
✨also, if you interested, you can check out my mafia edits on my insta guccialli (these gifs are from my scene pack)
I need him 🫡
kiss it better || scaletta
summary - vito comes home beat up, and his wife kisses it better 𐙚
warnings - talk of blood, referring to death, obviously very cliche plot but it's a classic so...
the clock ticked, it was one in the morning. your sprawled over the couch, book resting on your chest as you've fallen asleep waiting for your husband.
minutes later, vito stumbles into the front door, staggering as he walked in. he removes his coat, his gaze following your sleeping figure on the couch and sighs at the sight that you fell asleep waiting for him.
he kneels down, looking at you fondly. he presses his lips on your forehead, a gentle kiss. you stir awake from the movement, your eyes opening slowly seeing his own blue ones. "vito..?"
"hey, dollface." he spoke gently, his eyes looking into yours. after taking a moment to regain vision, you looked at him properly.
your eyes widened, gasping. his tie was all stained with blood, traveling to his neck. he had smears of it on his cheek, a tear in his shirt with a large gash, and his knuckles were all bloody.
"vito, you're hurt!" you hurriedly stood up, he stood up along me, albeit with more struggle. vito grunts, holding his hand to his guts.
"it's nothing i can't handle, doll." he says smugly, as though he was trying to not make you worry. you rolled your eyes, rummaging through cabinets for a med kit.
"sit down." you said, gently pushing him to the chair with the kit in hand. he grunts softly, obeying and sat back down.
"you bossier than falcone himself." he said, his voice low. he leans back and rests against the back of the chair, exhaustion creeping up to him.
"what happened to you?" you wiped the blood on his cheeks as you spoke, trailing down to his neck. loosening his blood stained tie, you carefully took his white dress-shirt off.
vito's voice was gruff, his eyes slightly closing at the feel of the rag against his face. "things just didn't go... as planned." he spoke vaguely.
you looked at him pointedly before sighing, his vagueness is what keeps you safe from his business, but it doesn't help having to see him like this.
"is this blood all yours?" you spoke, throat heavy. vito shook his head no, readjusting his position on the couch. your eyes scanned over the gash on his bicep, hands slightly grazing it.
vito winced slightly, making you retract your hand. "this is going to hurt, sweetheart..." you spoke timidly, the cloth with antiseptic in it hovering over his gash. he flinched once it made contact, hissing in pain.
"gah, i kill people for a living and i get taken down by some fuckin' antiseptic." vito says lightly, a tone of humor as he looked at you gently. you can't help but smile as you looked up at him, a small chuckle leaving your lips.
you looked into his dark blue eyes as you continued mending his wound. "you still find the guts to joke around right now, hm?"
he chuckles, his arm hard from bracing for the disinfectant. only minutes later, the gash was patched up.
you took his pajama shirt out, ushering him to raise his hands and helped him get dressed again. he catches you, hooking his arm around your waist to pull you into his lap. vito kisses you on the temple, making you blush into his touch.
"always taking care of me, doll..." he spoke, his voice low and husky.
"who would, if i didn't?" you retort back, looking at him with a knowing look in your eyes. he chuckles at that, his head lowering.
vito's lips pressed onto your forehead, a sloppy but sweet kiss. "that you're right about... i'm lucky to have you, doll." his words made you smile, eyes looking into his with admiration.
"i love you, vito... you need to be more careful next time! stop testing your luck." you spoke, whining as you slightly smacked his shoulder. he chuckles again, taking it lightly.
he takes his hand into yours, kissing the knuckles of your hand. "i love you, doll. i promise i'll try to be safer." you nodded, listening to his words.
"now, how about we just go to bed eh? wanna sleep with my darling." he said, his arm on your shoulder as he nuzzled his head into the crook of your neck, tickling you. you chuckled, a soft endearing look on your face and nodded.
"alright, sweetheart. let's get some sleep."
Vito Scaletta, I love you! Please come live with me I’ll make you pasta fazool every day
My Dream Model Cars
Haii today I’m going to be talking about my dream model cars because I luv model cars they look pretty so let me spend all of my money on it in peace thanks
#1 The Godfather 1955 Cadillac Fleetwood
Okay can I jus talk bout how much I luv CADILLACS?? Such a cool car it’s swag. I mean especially when they’re black or red like so cool, the 1955 Cadillac Fleetwood Series 60 one used in The Godfather specifically is SWAG gimme. I even saw one signed by da Al Pacino himself I think I don’t know if it’s authentic.
#2 1963 Scarface Cadillac Series 62
What a beautiful car.. the color, the figure, the tiger seats and my favorite part bout it is that it is LIMITED EDITION!!!! HOLD MEH BACK
#3 Liberty Classic 1955 Chevy Convertible
GORGEOUS cherry red color and it’s cheap
#4 1958 Plymouth Fury
Not much to say about this one but it’s at target me thinks
#5 1930 Cadillac V16 Imperial Sedan
Ok soo I’ve seen a car similar ta dis at the antique store and I instantly wanted to buy it but i dint want to spend money on it recklessly so i just waited. Once I cae back someone took it already waaaa
playbill blinkies... for fun!
I just know that Tony, after a while of observing Silvio trying to act like he's not that sick, went ahead and put a hand to his forehead and say something about how he's burning up and better get his ass home.
omg yes, the way Tony is "I’m sending him home" 😭
Wanna read an au fic about this so bad.
Also the way Paulie is "this is all your fault anyway" to Sil when they have their fight is so funny to me
Sil is doing his "I'm actually feeling bad" pout/scowl, and moving around really slowly because he's tired and everything hurts, so Tony knows it must be bad 😅😭
Tony all "fuck he should probably not drive", before follwing Sil to make sure he does not end up in a ditch while coughing or something like that, and suddenly he finds himself looking after Sil because those big brown eyes got to him and Gab is not at home 😅
Yeah, Paulie has to put the blame on Sil, because he can't admit that he did anything wrong 😂😭
Tony notices how Sil has to steady himself a bit when getting up from his chair and how it seems like he’s getting dizzy. Also he’s groaning sometimes a bit and seems like he is in pain 🥺
Tony has witnessed and experienced too many car accidents, he doesn’t think it’s safe to let Sil drive while he’s obviously feeling so bad 🥺
I'm rewatching season 2 of the sopranos and here are just some random observations so far:
-I kinda forgot how much of it is Tony struggling with his relationship to the older generation (his mom and Junior), and how smart Junior still is here (even though he’s clearly starting to get old here)
-Tony also really struggles with his relationship with Janice so much. At one point he even says that he’s still a little fat kid to her 😭 (also implying that Tony apparently has always struggled with his weight 🥺)
-when Tony is in the doctor's office with Junior and plays with this anatomical model thing, Junior is like "you break it, you pay for it" 😭 treating him like a big child
-apparently Carmela has a sister and Paulie has two brothers ??
-also when Richie first sees Tony he’s like "you haven’t lost the baby fat" and pats his waist 😭😭