saultry little binch

monty; 29; any pronoun

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[thelostmoongazer]

HERO_SWORD.EXE HERO_AXE.EXE HERO_SCARF.EXE

[unclefather]

[ouroborosorder]

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

[ouroborosorder]

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20250]

if i were an npc id be some girl in a gas mask who sells you poison weapons and has a side quest where you can get hrt from me

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20250]

if you kill me i go "damn..ive always wanted...a hot girl to...stab me.." and drop estradiol valerate vial x3 and a special poison knife which stacks the debuff extra times

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20250]

if you leave and come back, im standing there over my previous corpse but my boobs are a cup size bigger

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[baba-yaga-lifestyle]

Israel drops more bombs within the last few years than were dropped during the entirety of ww2 and its significantly impacted the entire planet, warming more of the atmosphere and hastening this process for what little there was achieved during the 2020 quarantine when emissions sank. One of the worlds largest polluters is the united states military, with emissions and waste rivaling the entire output of industrializing countries.

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

Do Not Fuck With Me.

[grootficguy]

I saw this tweet:

and thought “ah okay, so like probably just some normal guy with a slight-to-moderate looking eccentricity about him” brother i

[cerastes]

How did Joe Rogan get Baron Ashura on his cast

[im-mender]

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

[koth-harvest-final]

[berkeleygirl3]

[kalyug]

so real

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[cheese-sample-official]