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To think that DeviantArt would have been in its Reinassance if it banned AI altogether instead of integrating a money bleeding generator in the goddamn platform. The "generate" button is right beside the Upload!

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Lobo

What if hyper-juiced metal biker with face paint was its own species. Another characted that was designed with one hand.

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WereGarurumon

Imagine befriending a wolf-hide-wearing lizard and ending up with a cyberpunk biker werewolf. I guess Digimon as always been about this. Ah yeah, I gave him a tail from the OG Bandai design. It looked so fluffy.

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Ganondorf

I guess we'll settle for the modern version of Ganon. Although his pig Toriyama-esque form has its charm.

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Crocodine

It's flat fuck friday!

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Barret Wallace

My version of Barret Wallace, a middle ground from the OG and reboot design (let us not kid ourselves, it's a reboot), some more realistic features while keeping the big arms and bare chest.

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Rock'n'Rolling Obstagoon

Sorry if the Obstagoon match is taking so long, but he's so busy domming your dads.

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Obstagoon

Sure, pick a generic rodent from Route 1 and turn it into an overnight furry sensation. I won't be against that. This is thirst trapping done right. Now please do that with the groundhog from Gen 5. 

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Kaiman

Kaiman, he's both adorable and terrifying, the most dedicated friend and also the cruelest foe. Like all the characters from that show, I guess.  

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Archie

He knows you choose Alpha Sapphire, Archie the sailor man. All juiced up, wrapped in elastane and golden chains for the 3D graphics of the sixth generation, so you could appreciate the volume of his salt-glazed pecs even better.

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Garrosh

Being a male fan of WoW orcs is like being a fan of MLP: You have a 50:50 chance to turn out as a misogynistic gooner who can't wash his ass, or as queer. My Garrosh is here for the former group. Flex those guns, daddy!

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Panthro

Do you know when they make a show about a spunky teenager learning the way of the warrior and a buff tech guy joins the team and he's by far the hotter and more competent and you wish the show and not about the kid? Yeah, Man at Arms. I mean, Panthro.  

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Kraven

In a tournament filled with beasts of all sorts, the beast hunter par excellence was inevitable, right?  

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Beast

Another gentle giant here. Another beast. This one, with less fur and fangs and more brains. He's going to show his wilder side.

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Alex Louis Armstrong

The author of FMA has always been so unapologetic in her love for muscular dudes and I admire her for that. Sure, it was that upsetting nippleless male chest that we seen so often to this day in manga and anime, but he, still admirable.

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Conan the Barbarian

Ok guys, I have a bad case of daddy imprinting with Conan the Barbarian, since I've watched the 90s cartoon as a kid (I'm OLD) and it was my first exposure to a bunch of  half-naked buff guys duking it out. He-Man didn't count because he missed something crucial: the nipples. I'm dying on the hill of making this character relevant (again?) in the queer zeitgeist. There was something so intriguing in how this genre flaunted the attraction of the hero for the various sex-object women while constantly highlighting his physical prowess and the rivalry with his male ally or nemesis. I guess I want a series about a jacked-up mercenary and thief running around the world and sleeping with everyone between a dungeon descent and a mutiny on a pirate ship.

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Incineroar makes me mad. He's a wrestler, but he's weak to fighting moves. He's an anthro but with weird rubbery body proportions to make it less obvious. He can't wear actual gear, so his faux belt is made of flames that add noise to the design. Fortunately we have furry artists to fix him. Sorry for the rant Incineroar fans, but I feel like Incineroar is a pretty wishy-washy design stuck between two schools of thoughts. Too simple to inspire awe and too complex to be memorable. A pretty big aspect of early Pokémon success was the simplicity of the designs and the fact an actual child could redraw them on his school notebook, and they would be still recognizable. I get that you can't preserve this philosophy for every new Pokémon, especially with 3D models and their flaccid attempts to look good on modern hardware, but Incineroar really sits in the middle.

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