i tell stories.

New York. Los Angeles. Writer. Actress. Singer. Rat enthusiast. I like good stories and good storytellers.

[trixisspy]

More Monster Prom Shenanigans 

(pic 1) If this isn’t a reference to Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 I will be screaming 

(pic 2) Yep, Liam is a closet weeb lol

(pic 3) and not a single shit was given

(pic 4) aww, cute rejection ghost

(pic 5) Icon version 

(pic 6) Huh… the more you know

[maggiejulienne]

That is exactly what it is a reference to, and if you look at the name of the gentlemonster, that is also a reference to Ms Alaska XD

(and yes, that event was one of mine, so I can confirm this with 1000000000% certainty)

[doubledaybooks]

Erin Morgenstern’s THE NIGHT CIRCUS came out 6 years ago today on September 13, 2011. Happy 6th birthday to this magical read! 

[maggiejulienne]

One of only a few books I've read in recent memory that became an INSTANT all-time favorite 💖 My ratties, Poppet & Widget, are named for this book!

Happy birthday, magical little story❣️

[khaleesiofmanhattan]

Okay, creepin’ on my beloved NEDA’s insta account made me bite the bullet and return because what a flood of positivity they create 😍 (no surprise there, of course) Words fail at expressing my love and gratitude for this organization, and using words is how I make my living!

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#Repost @neda (@get_repost) ・・・ Maggie writes: “Gurgi and I have been volunteering for NEDA since January 2016. We find nothing more fulfilling than helping others to find the joy and positivity that NEDA has brought us. Gurgi is an expert at going out with no make-up and total confidence, and he never feels compelled to judge himself by others’ standards of beauty. We should all learn a little from Gurgi” 💕 Share your #nofilter photo using #NEDAselfie! 💚💙 #edrecovery #edwarrior #eatingdisorder #eatingdisorderrecovery (at National Eating Disorders Association (NEDA))

[maggiejulienne]

Ugh idk if there's a way to make it post to my personal blog rather than my main blog.... so... guess I just gotta reblog 🙄 could be worse

Anywaaaaay. What I said ^

[maggiejulienne]

What she says:

My dog slipped a disc and is supposed to do as little moving as possible so I found a way to prohibit any mid-night pacing and make sure he snuggles next to me all night.

What she means:

I think my dog is Kira.

[maggiejulienne]

"I learn something new every day. People aren't that different from flowers - in order to know about them, you have to embrace the bitter and the sweet, both in them and yourself. That's how we know who we really are. And that's how we grow."

- Snow White with the Red Hair

Whooooops I accidentally a new anime to be obsessed with 🙄

[maggiejulienne]

Gurgi is being SO good with his little cousin Reina! 😍 I'm so happy. She can bite me on the nose all day long idgaf

[maggiejulienne]

Field trip to my talented godmother Daena Title’s art exhibit tonight!

Maggie & Ashleigh selfie in front of painting “Green Selfie!”

[maggiejulienne]

Idk why people get surprised that I have a dog with me???

(~I~ put him in with his lil head poking out; he’s the one who likes to squish himself all the way down!)

[maggiejulienne]

Holding hands with someone you love 😍 #RelationshipGoals

[maggiejulienne]

When I first met Reina's parents, I offered them some tips on discouraging nipping behavior... apparently Reina interprets every. Single. One of them. As playing 😂 Squirted with water? BITE AT WATER TIME TO PLAY Loud sudden noises? TIME TO PLAY. THIS PUPPY IS BEST PUPPY. If Gurgi can keep being good with her, we get to babysit her and I want to get so many puppy kisses even if that means getting nipped on the nose, which I'm told is a possibility. AND LOOK HOW GOOD REINA IS AT TEARING UP LEAVES 😭 SHES PERFECT EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS PERFECT she's just so talented and pure 😭😭😭🌿🍂🍃

[maggiejulienne]

Added 1 (qty: 1) new hairstyle to my rotation of three. I'm pretty pleased with it.

[maggiejulienne]

This floof is such a floof 😭

[maggiejulienne]

Gurg and I found a pidge with a wing-heart!

[maggiejulienne]

Oh just five or so minutes of me petting my rats. I thought it was like thirty seconds cause their furry lil love is so hypnotizing it transcends time Basic plot arc: Widget came over to me and I was giving her ear scritchies. Then Poppet came over and put her head directly on top of Widget's so I had to pet hers instead. So then I tried to pet under Pop's chin and on top of Widge's head in the same movement, then finally just shifted Pop a little bit so Pop&Widge could both get equal pettings 😂 (background: Four Weddings 🤷🏻‍♀️ #comeatmebro)

[maggiejulienne]

"MAMA, CAN WE KEEP HIM?!" No, Gurg, despite the box, kitten is NOT a present for you. He wants a cat so badly 😭 Luckily we're cat sitting for TWO cats right now (!!! and both black with green eyes coincidentally!!!) so that's fun for him 😊

[maggiejulienne]

I wish I loved this dog less so that I'd leave my house more but clearly that is an impossibility because look 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[maggiejulienne]

When me and Widge were at the vet last month, she was so so brave!!!!! 😭