revel in nostalgia

[nudityandnerdery]

Date someone who looks at you like Lin-Manuel Miranda looks at his castmates when they perform.

[magglemore]

i just spent 10 minutes walking around campus trying to find the most secluded place to watch house of cards because i dont have my headphones with me and i didnt want to alarm anyone with the sounds of political deals, three ways, and lesbian sex.

[magglemore]

Do you have fake boobs?

Obviously, because any person that grows above a C cup has enhancements.

[carryingadeadweight]

Obama, your voice is instruments.

[magglemore]

DEAR EVERYONE WHO WANTS BIG BOOBS NO YOU DONT WANT THEM THEY MAKE IT HARD TO FIND CLOTHES THAT FIT RIGHT AND THEY MAKE YOU LOOK FAT HALF THE TIME

IM SERIOUS

[seepinghoney]

what’s wrong w/ looking fat

[magglemore]

Generally people don't want to look fat.

[90milenosedive-deactivated20220]

my submarine watercolour/acrylic painting

[bookmania]

I took a photo of us, mid-embrace. When I am old and alone I will remember that I once held something truly beautiful.

Joe Dunthorne, Submarine (via bookmania)

[deanlearnerspixellatederection]

via Instagram

[theproblematicblogger]

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

[carryingadeadweight]

You know what Once Upon a Time needs?  Kuzco.  Why?  Because everything needs Kuzco.

[982475294859824]

[huntress-out-of-control]

Lol

[magglemore]

~Ron Swanson

[crimnatic]

#he’s guarding our galaxy

[magglemore]

[magglemore]

[magglemore]

I made a mug.

[captsteven-archive]

That’s for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons. No one’s blowing up moons. You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.

[scuttlebuttstuch]

[magglemore]

Jaws (1975) and Bob’s Burgers S03E06, The Deepening (2012)