The EVIL Underlings

For other like-minded evil underlings.

[magic-disciple]

Yes, I DO like my own posts. I'm amazing.

[magic-disciple]

Would you love me if I was a rock?

Do you see yourself in the GIF? If yes, then yes-- if no? Then no.

[magic-disciple]

As a Disciple of Magic, it is required for me to tell you that the Magic Tower is currently hiring new evil underlings. The tower is desperate, so we now declare EVERYONE WHO READS THIS as a Disciple of Magic.

You do not have a choice.

Your work starts now. Your first job is to love yourself, as we, as Disciples of Magic, would stand out if we do not have ridiculously high self-esteem. Fake it if you must, one can just hope you forget you're faking.

Next, love me. I'm amazing, you know. Love me!

[magic-disciple]

Amon's ass is amazing, that fact is undoubted. However, I believe it's important to keep verifying the evidence, so we should have a feel again-- it is necessary for magical research, that's why.

You people always doubt us. First, we can't do human experimentation, now we can't caress Amon's ass? How unreasonable.

[magic-disciple]

I currently do not have any evil plans, but keep on your toes, fools!!

You should all worship me an my lord

[magic-disciple]

Have a tribute to my dark lord-- Amon!

[magic-disciple]

My dark lord could beat you your dark lord