O spite! O hell!

Sorry... is this– is this a bad time?

#viola

[She laughed, nodding ] I’m so sorry, how very unpatriotic of me. Of course us lot love our tea - nice picking up the lingo, as well. I might have to pick up yours if I’m going to be exiled due to my failure to be so English that the cuppa was forgotten. [ she teased ] True true and… my god, true! Pity really. You don’t look fat, dunno why the stereotypes say you lot are.

Not quite… she’s, uh. .. my sister. We don’t have the same problem with the… bloke issue, but we have a hard time.

Don't worry, this one time when I was at elementary school, I told my whole class I didn't like bald eagles, they didn't talk to me until I backed out. [she giggled and presses a finger to her lips] I won't tell, your secret is safe. I think we should exchange lingo words, I swear I got super nervous when they told me about the loo. Well, because when people do documentaries of us, it's usually about obesity in America.

Oh – family issues, not pleasant. At least you had someone to play with when your best friend wasn't available. The bloke issue would be solved if he just... looked at me the way he looks at her.

mindpalace-occupied-deactivated

[blinks] I don’t mean to kill it miss.

I am though interested on why you think that I would, and if that mouse is trapped in some way to not just skitter away. Or am I really that scary?

and-julietisthesun-deactivated2

You're – [blushes] Oh, I'm so sorry. And call me Helena, please.

It's just the usual reaction. See an animal or insect you don't like in your house, kill it. You're not scary at all, sir, a bit intimidating, but not scary.

#phillip

"I would definitely say avoid that look. I don’t think orange is your colour."

"America? What’s that like? And far from it, I’m Italian. My name’s Juliet, what about yours?"

"Yeah, I don't think it's a healthy skin color"

"Well, it's pretty loud and fast, unlike here. Italian! I've never been there, is it pretty? I'm Helena, pleasure to meet you".

#juliet

Exactly. Take London - known for the queen, the theater, and accents. It’s kind of a shame that we are reduced to that. American cities are summed up in gunfights, bars, Hollywood, New York, and free for alls. Now I’m not talking about you, I’m referring to the stereotype.

I am of that belief in general - I have simply come to realize it’s not very English of me. [

she snorted ] well in one way I know your struggle, in another I’m completely ignorant. At least you care about her, the person who popped in my mind that is in my life doesn’t have that same luxury. Still, the love thing…I get that.

You can't forget tea, you lot are known for your love of the drink, which is great. We are also known as the weird tourists, or the fat people because of our fast food. There should be someone trying to break those stereotypes, but no, there are movies made with them and... it will never change.

You don't care about the person? Is she like, your biggest rival or something?

mindpalace-occupied-deactivated

womensgoldenage

#pics

What… a mouse.

Where… there. [points on the corner he was facing where a white mouse was huddled.] Hush miss, no need to scare him…or her.

mindpalace-occupied-deactivated

Don't kill it!

I mean... [lowers her voice and walks away from the spot] maybe it has a family, and is looking for a way out.

#phillip

mrskingbing

favorite caroline’s outfits (season 5)

#pics

dailyshakespeare-blog

Your hands than mine are quicker for a fray, My legs are longer though, to run away.

Helena (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III scene ii)

#words

Is that….

A mouse?

What? Where?

#phillip

Sounds like London. I’m beginning to think all cities are tourist traps, and damn nuisances.

[Nods in contemplation] That is a rough situation. Sorry I asked, it seems like a touchy subject. [Tilts her head, pursing her lips] Sounds like someone I know. Amazing how there are people who get pushed aside while their friend, sister, or whatever takes the spotlight. Maybe hes just not worth your time?

#kat #yes they should definitely be friends

I think that's the sad thing about "big name cities", you know? We have to deal with the traps even when it's not tourist season.

[shrugs and shakes her head] No, don't be. It's better when you talk about the subject until it's out of your system. At least that's what I do, it doesn't work that well. [rolls her eyes] I love my best friend, I do, but it just... it hurts and sometimes it pisses me off. I know he's not, but... you can't just dictate who you like or love.

falstaffgotswagger

Yep.

#nick #//too busy staring at the gif

Honestly, you wouldn't change anything?

and-julietisthesun-deactivated2

"Neither have I. I imagine you could end up looking very orange if you don’t do it right."

"Where are you from then?"

"Yes, you look like a walking cheeto. It's not flattering at all".

"Los Angeles, born and bread. You're British?"

#juliet

“Aah, the city of angels.” [smirks ] never been. Is it nice?

Yes I do. I suppose you were just too fabulous to let go, eh? [ head tilts ] oh isn’t that lovely. By the tone I’m guessing either an ex or someone you wish was your ex.

It's great! Once you get past the whole tourist shenanigans. [sighs and bites her lip] You should go sometime.

I'm nothing of the sort, the fabulous one has always been Hana. [scoffs and shakes her head] Neither, I wish he liked me as more than just a friend or... someone who is available. But his heart beats for my best friend, oh! Hana, the fair. I'm sure someone has written poems and stories about her.

falstaffgotswagger

You’re great as you are.

You think so?

#nicholas

Yeah well… it’s the running bloody joke. [scoffs ] oh? Were you trying to get away from… wherever you are from?

Los Angeles, that's where I'm from [sighs]. You know how in movies, the main character moves to another place and starts all over? That's what I wanted to do, until my friends came here. And this guy..