The anti-archmage wizard

(she/they) One of many magically adept beast-kin in my bloodline. All my magically attuned homies love my collection tomes and scrolls. The Archmage’s tyranny will come to an end.

[magic-missle-luvr]

Im going on a magical retreat to the wilderness for 14 days tomorrow as to explain my lack of updates

Any questions will be answered by my familiar using my orb

[magic-missle-luvr]

The ice wizard just outside of the city walls makes some of the best gelato. I hope more people go and taste it themselves. I would recommend the mana replenishment potion flavor.

[magic-missle-luvr]

I love the rain and thunderstorms because you can always feel a little extra crackle from the magic. Its like just that little bit more volatile than usual and everything feels a little less under control. Is this happening for anyone else or am i just hyping myself up?

[magic-missle-luvr]

What school of magic do i delve into next

pyromancy

necromancy

illusions and mind tricks

transfiguration

Voting ended onJun 7

[magic-missle-luvr]

What is your favorite school of magic?

I love all schools of magic and i’ve never really thought about it but if i had to choose, despite ethical concerns, necromancy would be my favorite but it’s always such a pain to find a tome that isnt cursed by some wannabe lich who can barely raise a skeleton let alone an undead army.

[crown-princess-carrion]

“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”

[magic-missle-luvr]

how did you obtain your castle? under this economy I'm struggling to scrounge together the gold pieces to buy a cauldron, right now buying a wizardly tower feels so out of reach

i can NOT afford a castle in this economy. Im struggling to keep my tomes properly updated with how many volumes there are in modern sorcery series. Honestly a castle is not necessary unless you need defenses.

[skodasforge]

*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

[magic-missle-luvr]

hate the stereotype that all wizards live in towers. No me and my familiar dont have a dark abandoned castle surrounded by the graves of fallen adventurers. That would be so horrid.

I live in a small bookshop next to a tavern where i sell my tomes and scrolls like a normal person.

[magic-missle-luvr]

dragonbornes are so cool cause what do you mean your blood is one of the most toxic substances in the realm and im holding a mundane conversation of bread and fish with you.

And the elemental breath is so interesting due to the vast variations of the gland in their throat.

Not to mention the arcane acuity that runs in many of their bloodlines.

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[magic-missle-luvr]

what are your thoughts on the wise wizard of the seventh realm Barnabus?

He seems very powerful in mastery of spells however anyone labeled “the wise” must be questioned on what metric. Only the ignorant claim they have no more to learn.

[magic-missle-luvr]

TIL: that my new apprentice can change the color of her spells on command

perhaps i need to study this because those are some really cool arcane bolts. how’d she learn this trick on her own.

Just shows how much of the arcane goes undiscovered.

[magic-missle-luvr]

dammit my familiar got into the scrolls of mage hand and keeps tapping me on the shoulder and rearranging my tomes. Hes such a prick

[magic-missle-luvr]

people who dont have speak with animals prep items on hands confuse me. It’s the first spell i teach my apprentices.

no one too busy to ask your horses’ about their workload. and one must hear the lyrics to truly appreciate the meaning of the morning birds song.

[magic-missle-luvr]

My apprentice just tried to bribe me into giving her a fireball scroll…

I of course gave it to her im not passing up 30 bucks.

[magic-missle-luvr]

Update: New apprentice opening who wants it?

[magic-missle-luvr]

the fact my half elf friend studied alchemy for 75 years yet is stuck brewing the most powerful ale in a tavern instead of furthering research on less expensive healing potions says a lot about the current kings priority