The anti-archmage wizard

(they/she) One of many magically adept beast-kin in my bloodline. All my magically attuned homies love my collection tomes and scrolls. The Archmage’s tyranny will come to an end.

[magic-missle-luvr]

I AM A FUCKING WIZARD

[izutsumibigistfan]

Today's izutsumi is omg she's multiplied.....

[magic-missle-luvr]

My customers are getting on my nerves bruh. I’ll be looking at driftdoor art or smth and they’ll ask in that accusatory sort of way “what are YOU looking at?” then at checkout ask me for a scroll of plant growth and a scroll of summon grease. Dawg, how am I the weird one.

[magic-missle-luvr]

the wizard is questioning if she should post about deadlock or not as deadlock’s characters occupy much of her mind but she must maintain the wizardly shop

[magic-missle-luvr]

magic missile 🤤

(i love magic missile)

[banilla0]

magic missile

[magic-missle-luvr]

dawg you cant just use a scroll in my shop without paying

[banilla0]

I do what I want forever. FIREBALL 🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥

[magic-missle-luvr]

[magic-missle-luvr]

magic missile 🤤

(i love magic missile)

[banilla0]

magic missile

[magic-missle-luvr]

dawg you cant just use a scroll in my shop without paying

[magic-missle-luvr]

magic missile 🤤

(i love magic missile)

[magic-missle-luvr]

do people actually think that a few extra ingredients to potions change the effects? like adding some mint and sugar to your brews will generally make them taste better. “but mint leaves could mess up the arcane balance of the potion”. UHHHH not if you add it after the brewing.

[magic-missle-luvr]

my diet of mana potions (monster energy) and the stored grain from the chamber of ice (leftover spaghetti) is actually very good for casting. If it werent my apprentice mortality rate wouldnt be below average. duhhhh

[magic-missle-luvr]

The choice between sleeping in and going to open up my shop and show cool little cantrips customers is always so difficult

[magic-missle-luvr]

perhaps i shouldnt have left my familiar in charge of my shop. Does he even know the difference between fireball and firebolt? uh oh

[magic-missle-luvr]

Im going on a magical retreat to the wilderness for 14 days tomorrow as to explain my lack of updates

Any questions will be answered by my familiar using my orb

[magic-missle-luvr]

The ice wizard just outside of the city walls makes some of the best gelato. I hope more people go and taste it themselves. I would recommend the mana replenishment potion flavor.

[magic-missle-luvr]

I love the rain and thunderstorms because you can always feel a little extra crackle from the magic. Its like just that little bit more volatile than usual and everything feels a little less under control. Is this happening for anyone else or am i just hyping myself up?

[magic-missle-luvr]

What school of magic do i delve into next

pyromancy

necromancy

illusions and mind tricks

transfiguration

Voting ended onJun 7

[magic-missle-luvr]

What is your favorite school of magic?

I love all schools of magic and i’ve never really thought about it but if i had to choose, despite ethical concerns, necromancy would be my favorite but it’s always such a pain to find a tome that isnt cursed by some wannabe lich who can barely raise a skeleton let alone an undead army.

[crown-princess-carrion]

“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”