Flavour text, ftw.

For the love of Magic the Gathering, this is where flavour text is portrayed as extremely nerdy poetry.

[marat]

[raremtggallery]

[raremtggallery]

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

Oh Captain, my Captain!

[alco-bestia]

The gang’s all here!

[dailytopimagic]

Topi’s Daily Card #1312:  Harsh Mercy

There are only a few wrath effects that are cheaper than four mana, and Harsh Mercy is one of the stronger ones.  It’s good for when your opponents aren’t running tribal and you happen to be, because there’s a really good chance that your opponents will still have their best creatures.  That said, this card is one of the few that a Gaddock Teeg deck can run and get around your own restrictions, leading to a really neat niche use that can really aid that kind of deck.  Other than tribal that’s the biggest use I see for this odd wrath, but it’s a sweeper I’m glad exists.

[temurtrickster]

A rivalry as old as Magic, reborn.

[bace-jeleren]

[chyronsmaiden]

Favorite item descriptions [3/??] [1/2/4/5/6/7/8/9/10]

[dailymtgflavortext]

“No more blood shall be spilled to satisfy another’s deluded lust for power.”

-Tajuru Preserver

[dailymtgflavortext]

Her sword sings more beautifully than any choir. 

-Serra Angel

[whymtgcardsmith]

The card’s effect isn’t too bad but I think the flavor text was translated from Spanish to English by someone who spoke only Russian.

[remakingmagic]

Some Tesla cards with updated flavor text

[stoketheflavor]

The mind warps around the violence so much it ignores the bleeding pain.

Visions of Brutality requested by @lordgibbon

Writing flavor text for Magic cards that don’t have them.

Follow for updates and/or drop a card request in my ask for me to write flavor text for.

[muliebralmagic]

Lovisa Coldeyes reprint!  What brutal flavor text.  

[orb-warded-kor-warlord]

A board wipe top-down from the flavor text, and some color-pie adventurousness.

[necromancy-savant]

I just realized today that you can search Gatherer by flavor text and it turns out there are quite a few that have quotes from stuff I like. I might have to buy some…