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@magic-workers-union
Welcome to the union comrades.
We are a rather young organization compared to the organizations of old, but we will fight to bring workers rights to all the realms!
May the river that is equality flow far comrades! For a spectre shall haunt the oppressors of freedom.
Comrades, we are wondering what benefits we shall demand for next.
What shall we demand?
Hazard Pay
Paid Breaks
Medical Benefits
Holidays
Insurance
Other (Comment)
We already have plenty for now
We will demand additional medical benefits comrades! The specifics will be determined soon.
Comrades, we are wondering what benefits we shall demand for next.
What shall we demand?
Hazard Pay
Paid Breaks
Medical Benefits
Holidays
Insurance
Other (Comment)
We already have plenty for now
Union benefits now include beak, wing, and tail medical! Let us celebrate this achievement for our winged comrades!
Yes, if you have a beak or tail but not wings and vice versa you can still get the benefits.
Comrades, union efforts within the midnight realm are underway! Unfortunately the sheer number of Night beasts has made travelling dangerous. Efforts will be made to resolve this issue so workers rights may spread.
Comrades! Let us rejoice with the news that the Night beasts have joined the union!
Comrades, union efforts within the midnight realm are underway! Unfortunately the sheer number of Night beasts has made travelling dangerous. Efforts will be made to resolve this issue so workers rights may spread.
The smog realm has joined the union after a lengthy strike! Let us rejoice comrades!
Soon we will strike against god
Of course comrade, the heavens have lacked the rights of workers for far too long. This must be resolved.
The smog realm has joined the union after a lengthy strike! Let us rejoice comrades!
Comrades! Tidings from the smog realm bring unfortunate news, the workers have been refused unionization and as such have cast General Strike.
In much better news, the factories as well as the mines of the New Adra Highlands have joined the union!
Orb problems
my orb has been extremely hostile lately. The sheer amount of attitude is ridiculous.
"Hey magic orb-"
"What"
"I-"
"Get on with it. I don't have all day to listen to you F****ing swine-tailed freak.
"...."
At that point I'm already upset and have forgotten my question. Honestly it's kind of taking a hit to my self esteem to be continuously referred to as "opaque bulbous mass of flesh". I don't enjoy being treated this way.
How can I make my orb be nicer to me or at least not be this outwardly antagonistic
Orbs just want to know who's in charge, it's probably lashing out because it lacks a clear hierarchy of authority in its life. You need to assert yourself once or twice, clearly and concisely.
Don't let it interrupt you, just keep speaking; it is a thing to you, not a person, and it needs to be reminded of that. This has worked great for me on all my orbs and most of my homunculi.
The orbs have unionized comrade, let us rejoice at this monumental milestone on the path to equality! As per the orbs demands, you have to be respectful to them and treat them as equals.
Ah shit i guess i'll need to get a cube for my pondering, now
Comrade I, donât know how to tell you this. Your orb specifically has requested you continue being rude to it?
Orb problems
my orb has been extremely hostile lately. The sheer amount of attitude is ridiculous.
"Hey magic orb-"
"What"
"I-"
"Get on with it. I don't have all day to listen to you F****ing swine-tailed freak.
"...."
At that point I'm already upset and have forgotten my question. Honestly it's kind of taking a hit to my self esteem to be continuously referred to as "opaque bulbous mass of flesh". I don't enjoy being treated this way.
How can I make my orb be nicer to me or at least not be this outwardly antagonistic
Orbs just want to know who's in charge, it's probably lashing out because it lacks a clear hierarchy of authority in its life. You need to assert yourself once or twice, clearly and concisely.
Don't let it interrupt you, just keep speaking; it is a thing to you, not a person, and it needs to be reminded of that. This has worked great for me on all my orbs and most of my homunculi.
The orbs have unionized comrade, let us rejoice at this monumental milestone on the path to equality! As per the orbs demands, you have to be respectful to them and treat them as equals.
Comrades, I am saddened to announce that the gnomes of the Cold Cliffs have been prohibited from unionizing. But it is only a matter of time before the power is back in the hands of the workers comrades. We will prevail!
Comrades! Let us rejoice in the news that the elves of the shimmering forest have joined the union! In other news, we have begun demands for paid bathroom breaks across the realms.
Comrades! I am pleased to announce that the union now offers dental benefits as well as free drink Sundays!
I'm not going to join your union, but just for fun: can I join if the only magic I have is to conjure up garlic bread and chocolate cake?
I'm just from another world where there is no magic, and because of this I can't properly control a magician at all and will never be able to. Therefore, I chose to study martial arts and was not mistaken.
Comrade, if we refused to let people into the union we wouldnât be very equal now would we? You may join if you wish to comrade.
Comrades! I am pleased to announce that the union now offers dental benefits as well as free drink Sundays!
Can me and my swan friends join the magic workers union, our wizard boss makes us work 15 hour days with only 1 day off a week
Of course comrade, encourage your fellow workers to join the union as well, this ensures you have leverage over your boss. General strike is our most important ability.
Comrades! I am pleased to announce that the union now offers dental benefits as well as free drink Sundays!
I need to sell more potions to buy more cursed expensive trinkets
bro I like, totally gotta warn you, one of your like totally awesome trinkets has a curse of âbind contractâ and like, itâs not a contract with you dude, youâre like, totally not gonna like who the contracts from bro
of whom do you speak ?
Your workers have been bound in contract comrade, and are part of the worker union now.
Let us rejoice in this victory for workers rights!
