i think this episode mostly resolved an important plot hole that has been bothering me but um
WHEN WILL YOU FCKING DUMBASSES LEARN WHO SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!! *QUIT* Acting surprised when she doesn’t die! (Actually keep on being dumb it’s really quite funny. But literally if it were me– if i had just put this woman through a meat grinder, locked her in a pen w/ a violent bull, and then sent the police after her, and she STILL HADNT DIED, bro i would have given up on this vendetta by now. cayetana is off her rocker.)
not naming names to protect the innocent but some1 messaged me today to say : “i wish the year was 2014 and powerpoint presentations were popular in tumblr so u would make one about lrds so i could finally find out what the fuck u r talking about every second of every day”
WELL: i am a woman who does NOT respect the bounds of time …….. so here you go, a guide to ~LA REINA DEL SUR~ in true 2014 tumblr style for all curious citizens. you are WELCOME.
teresa mendoza & the five stages of grief for patricia o'farrell
1. denial
never dreamed you’d leave in summer - joan baez
you said there would be warm love in springtime
that was when you started to be cold
i never dreamed you’d leave in summer
but now I find myself all alone
….why didn’t you stay
amores lejanos - enanitos verdes
y aunque hoy no estás voy planificando
una y otra vez
amores lejanos
y aunque hoy no estás te abro mis brazos
yo me quedaré aquí esperando
2. anger
la tirana - la lupe
desencadenas en mi
venenosos comentarios
después de hacerme sufrir
el peor de los calvarios
quisiera amarte menos - chavela vargas
quisiera salvarme de esta hoguera
que no puedo resistir
es cruel este cariño
que no me da descanso
sin ti la paz no alcanzo
y lejos no sé vivir
3. depression:
soledad y el mar - natalia lafourcade feat. los macorinos
que en el canto de las olas me quisiera sumergir
embriagándome en su aroma algo nuevo descubrí
urge for going - joni mitchell
she gets the urge for going when the meadow grass is turning brown
and all her empires are falling down
and winter’s closing in
4. bargaining
sable on blond - stevie nicks
blond on blond
in silence she says Excalibur
i beg of you now
what was it that fell
dos soledades- julieta venegas
por algo pasan las desgracias que puedes contar
te enseñan a vivir y apreciar a los demás
te dicen “ves, sigues vivo y hasta este dolor se olvidara”
5.acceptance
high sierra - dolly parton, linda ronstadt, emmylou harris
i’ve been higher than the high sierra
lower than Death Valley must be
i’ve been right, mostly wrong
wrong about you, right about me
patricia - florence + the machine
i drink too much coffee and I think of you oftenIn a city where reality has long been forgotten
are you afraid? ‘cause I’m terrified
but you remind me that it’s such a wonderful thing to love
[I wanted to put “el tiempo no perdona” on as a bonus track at the end but can’t find a good version on spotify so just pretend it’s there]
