Out of no where I got hit in the head with a coffee mug 🤦🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️...I jumped up like WTF....She took a deep breath and said “I’m sorry ...I but I lost my breath...I tried to say stop but I couldn’t speak a word nor open my eyes”.....then she went on to say that as good as it felt she literally felt like she was about to pass out ...she was reaching for something to grab because the sheets had slid to far down and she couldn’t grip the mattress.....she somehow ended up with the coffee cup off the nightstand in her hand.....she said her heart fluttered and she thought she was gonna die...next thing you know ...I had a speed knot on my forehead 🤦🏽♂️....I Cant Make This Shi!t Up.... I just looked at her ...No more morning head for you #PussyEatingChronicles!!!
