despite being gay I am still just a rat in a cage

22 polish/german - she/they - loads of BTS - Jungkookie biased to the moon and back - I love this sweet golden boy - obssessed with all Jungkook-centric ships - Bangtan is OT7 - ocassionally writes stuff (ao3: cupgaykes)

[bogleech]

Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”

Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[criptochecca]

Us the venezuelans

[criptochecca]

[somecutething]

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

[luidilovins]

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

[realanimalfacts]

1. A dog is full of joy

[batsandboba]

despite all my dread i am still just a girl in a bed

[cheese24k]

[a-crab-called-diz]

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

[missgryz-deactivated20130907]

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

[yung-lizardqueen-deactivated202]

danish tv is the best thing ever

[australiyeahnah-deactivated2015]

“Okay :(”

[thranduilland]

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

[tumbwr]

🐸 boss don’t follow

Im gonna fuck you .. and ghen buy you ice crean.. because iam so thouvgtful…and horngy

[dat-soldier]

fighting for my life

[yamujiburo]

I am attempting to make my coworkers and other disney employees draw Jessie for me

It’s been a lil over an hour and I got one from @thegabitype and @mikecatsu!!! I’ll definitely keep updating if people add to my wall!

[catchymemes]

[coolxatu]

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

[coolxatu]

sad. well, theres other eras

[wulfhalls]

me contemplating the human condition

[spnblog69]

[genderedslurs-moving]

horror movies bfs are always like: youve been so mean/distant since your mom died yesterday, whats up with that?

[beardedmrbean]

[k-dhd]

[kendallroyvevo]

scrunching my face real hard rn

[deathwarlock]

agemaxing by working 5 jobs and looking 60 by 25