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Have yall ever read a piece of fanfiction so.... fanfictiony that you just gotta take a moment?
Like I read the sentence, took a breath and had to put a cross on it the way my grandma did to bless us. That fanfictiony.
I read like two more paragraphs and I lowkey screamed.
Live tweeting fanfiction is crazy but it keeps getting worse in a good way
The Instigator figure will actually be the death of me
Have yall ever read a piece of fanfiction so.... fanfictiony that you just gotta take a moment?
Like I read the sentence, took a breath and had to put a cross on it the way my grandma did to bless us. That fanfictiony.
I read like two more paragraphs and I lowkey screamed.
Live tweeting fanfiction is crazy but it keeps getting worse in a good way
Have yall ever read a piece of fanfiction so.... fanfictiony that you just gotta take a moment?
Like I read the sentence, took a breath and had to put a cross on it the way my grandma did to bless us. That fanfictiony.
I read like two more paragraphs and I lowkey screamed.
Have yall ever read a piece of fanfiction so.... fanfictiony that you just gotta take a moment?
Like I read the sentence, took a breath and had to put a cross on it the way my grandma did to bless us. That fanfictiony.
We need to start getting more like the French fucking immediately.
Like walking politicians through the streets to their public execution and then renaming the streets Unity and Freedom Avenue level French.
And that's true for every country in the world I feel like. Follow in our Nepalese brothers and sisters footsteps and create a world where it is safe to raise our children. The conditions are ripe and disgusting enough.
You know it's bad when my best friend sends me 5 consecutive minute long voice messages asking if I watch Barca week in week out cause he put them on his parlay and went to watch them and could not physically comprehend the amount of missed chances.
"The were getting passed them like fucking cones. Passes from your house could have broken the defensive line. THEIR XG IS 6.30" The parlay hit in the end but he was... annoyed.
I feel the need to defend my boy Fermin. He isn't always like this they just got the evil eye on him cause he signed an extension. I literally called my grandmother to get it off of him. He'll be back🧿🧿🧿
You can tell where someone is from from the names they use for the small ocs that are plot devices in their fanfiction.
Bruce Wayne became the person he is shamed for because he was raised by Alfred Pennyworth.
Dick Grayson became the person he is revered for because he was raised by Bruce Wayne.
Just finished jjk episode 4 and I'm so hyped.
I know I said I can't wait for Maki to Itachi her clan, but that was... rough, I guess. Like it was gory and bloody and heavy, actually heavy. The anime hit me harder than the manga. I did not expect to just sit in silence for 10 minutes after it, especially knowing what was coming.
But I have to admit the whole clan getting slimed and the jujutsu world's reaction is to basically demote them immediately is funny. But I understand it. The aura debt they have gotten into is bigger than generational.
Imagine being such a weak auraless fraud that the only two fades you run, you lose. And not simply lose. In fact, both your opponents, while receiving your weak ass punches, analyze your complicated technique completely UNFAZED. And to the second one, you lose so hard that the skull-shattering punch you receive is replayed from four (4) different angles. Mind you, it's all animation. All that from your younger cousin that you absolutely despise because she's a woman. And to save you the embarrassment, an other woman with her throat slit open falls on you holding a kitchen knife in her hand and that's what gets you. Fraud 😒😒
I finally watched the third jjk episode, I've been so locked in lately, uni don't know what's coming.
Lore heavy, I will admit, but I was not really bothered cause I didn't have to understand anything. It was just a refresher. And even though it was tmi in quantity, it was not difficult to follow or boring or anything like that. It built the things to come really nicely and we know exactly what to expect.
Overall, it's like a 6.5/10 cause there are better things to come our way.
I grew back into the Midwest emo phase
I hate this satanic fucking stadium 💔
The fact that we were better too. Just got that mf in front of the whole ass goal. Hit the woodwork a bajillion (5) times, opposition keepr really was hugging and kissing the goalposts ffs. No 50-50 calls came our way... And the fucking time wasting oh my God. I got ragebaited. Also, why did they go full Barcelona 2024-2025 getting us called offside the whole game.
Individual performances were great, tbf, but then why did we lose? Lamine was class really 10/10, no notes. Olmo was launching fucking rockets but I can't complain. Cubarsi goal line header clearance had me wanting to kill myself. Koundé's header too. Pedri was lowkey getting beat up and also no calls at the same time, bearly got the red called while he had his ankle stepped on. Rashford's goal was great.
Cancelo really did have the nicest second debut, but we will see better days and we have seen worst.
My mum invited me to watch a movie and she gave restrictions on what I could pick. She said comedy I said animation, gave her a bunch of options and we settled on Lego Batman.
It has a runtime of 90 minutes. And she slept for like 30 and up and left for another 30. I told her I'm sad/angry and went to the bathroom for about 5 minutes. When I came back, she and my sister were sitting on the couch and waiting for me to come back and resume the movie. And she was like oh let's just put it back on, but for me, it's not the same. And now she's laughing at the movie but exaggerated and performatively, unless she finds the second half of the movie a billion times funnier than the fist because back then she didn't even snort at the jokes. It's worth adding the fact that all the previous times, she was the one to pick and I've never acted like that. Also, I've been trying to get her to watch a mobie that I like for at least 3 months and that's our first time.
So since I'm not having fun anymore and since she had already left for about a half hour I tried to get up and leave, but suddenly I was ruing the "movie night". So now I'm writing this.
Am I wrong to be angry/sad?
I held back on shitting on Real Madrid yesterday because we hadn't played yet and I didn't want to jinx us, but now they're free game...
WHY ON FUCKING EARTH would you sack a manager you've had for 7 months? Ghengis Kylian is a dangerous man. The copa de españa shit he pulled was disrespectful enough, but I could let it slide cause we are rivals clubs, but how do you fully disregard your manager? We had Xavi managing former teammates and they never acted that way. Who the fuck does he think he is honestly?
Now, let's address the elephant in the room... How do you lose to as segunda side ranked 17th? In their last five games, they went 0-2-3. The fans were chanting "Come again, so we can win a game". THAT IS RIDICULOUS. The new manager really thought La Fabrica was La Masia. Now I understand why the first team has no academy players. We don't thank La Masia enough, honestly, because look at other people's academies... just ew. Saw someone on Twitter saying we didn't take advantage of Xabi enough to get a larger margin on the legue and that he might be their Pep. Bet he's feeling really silly right about now.
I wanna have profound thoughts 😕
Scrolled through Twitter and I have come back way less salty. Yes, I know we won.
The La Masia picture with the trophy is so cute 😭🫂
And the Fedri-Garcia²-Olmo picture 😭 Like yes they are "Friends and teammates 🤝"
And Lamine-Roony-Balde-Cadado posting tiktoks 😭
Also, this is Joan's, Rashford's, Dro's and Tommy's first trophy with the team 🥹🥹
Sport is dead cause tell me why a random Satosugu post I made 3 years ago has 150 notes and counting, but Barcelona and Ferrari thoughts get a combined 5 notes?
