im not a real chef

ren | 20 | buttfuck nowhere

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'ren youre never online why that and why now' uh the truth needs to be spread, and lets just say that there was most likely some divine intervention on why i was online at all

[just-shower-thoughts]

A blowjob from a muppet would technically be a hand job.

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thank you jonas for reminding me of smoothies

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“Here we are.” is fine. “Here we’re.” is weird.

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remember when i made this blog and all the spam blogs told me i won bong giveaways? imagine if those giveaways were real. imagine if i won some awesome bongs to add to my collection of drug related stuff.

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them: how are you? what's up? you doing well??

me: *finger guns*

them: ...that's not really an answer

me: *finger guns as i back out of the room*

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not-a-jonas-brother replied to your post: hi im not moving until i go to work tomorrow so if...

I’ll order something

even better

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hi im not moving until i go to work tomorrow so if you guys want to eat youll have to scavenge like animals or whatever

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im really glad that jonas’ name turned out to not be jonah because sometimes when jonas and nona both need to be talked to i say that instead of both of their names

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possxssed replied to your post: clarissa only logs in to hurt my feelings

i’m still the group bully, i’ve got a reputation to uphold

im the group sensitive coolguy artist and you dont see me hiding my tears behind sunglasses daily forever until i die so.

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clarissa only logs in to hurt my feelings

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name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. go ahead, i’ll wait. 

[thundergrace]

of course you will

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i fell asleep at 8 last night because i got too warm and now im awake before 7 and i really regret it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I was bi, I would tell people I was “ambisextrous”

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why is jonas like that

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not-a-jonas-brother:

Don’t.

aw

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not-a-jonas-brother:

#if i sit by a tree will you lose me#should i avoid wooded areas

I’m sure your parents would be thrilled if you became one with nature and joined a nudist colony in the woods. 

can i