“His name is Steve...?”

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“His name is Steve...?”
(I’m thinking about making an adult Asriel blog, but I don’t know if I should make a new blog for him or just give him a sideblog. Suggestions, please?)
*touches ears*
“Don’t touch my ears without asking first! ... Please?”
“I’m sorry for the absence. It’s hard to stay awake when your creator goes on a hiatus you’re having life-threatening adventures all the time.”
Is Bunny Even Real?
More at today’s Daily Bunny post! Thanks, Denise! Denise writes, “My current foster bunny. Starting weight: 4oz! We’re guessing he’s an Astrex Mini Rex given the curly fur and features. Caution: death by cute is a real possibility here.”
(I’d love to interact with more Undertale blogs, but I can’t find any active blogs -Tumblr for some reason suggests me nothing but inactive blogs-. Can you please reblog this if you’re an active Undertale blog willing to RP with a Cucumber Quest blog? Or you can send me active urls and I’ll follow them ASAP!)
-You find a mirror. You flirt with yourself. GLORIOUS-.
i did this for some reason
alwayschooseflirt
“Nah, I know my birthday. It’s August 1st!” She announced, boldly taking his hand and leading the way towards her home in Snowdin, “It’s just, I have this thing I can do…kinda of let’s me go back in time? So I’ve done the same thing a whole bunch of times and remember it…makes me kind of think I’m not still eight? Maybe I’m like…10 and ½?”
“But my body hasn’t changed, so I guess it doesn’t work that way. Since you’re 12, do you want to be the doctor? I like being the patient just as much!’ If not more.
“Oh, I see... mine’s April 3rd... um...” -Cucumber simply let himself be taken to wherever Frisk was going, as he was trying to explain to himself the girl’s strange power-. “So... does that mean you’re a wizard, too? Although time magic is quite difficult to master...”
-The Dreamsider was so deep in his thoughts, he suddenly blushed when he heard Frisk’s petition-.
“Huh? Me? The doctor? I d-dunno... I’ve never played doctor before, to be honest...”
(It’s time for me to go the fuck to sleep! Thanks to @alwayschooseflirt for the thread, hopefully I’ll be able to bring back this blog to life~)
alwayschooseflirt
“It won’t be boring at all!” The last time she took somebody to her room to play doctor, it led to an…interesting experience. She wondered what would happen this time? Probably something a lot more normal.
“How old are you, Cucumber? I’m sort of eight years old.” But you couldn’t be 100% sure when you could SAVE and RESET.
“Oh, well, if you say so... as long as this doctor game doesn’t involve syringes and scalpels...” -He muttered the last part. Cucumber supposed Frisk asked him his age because she was curious. While he wasn’t a little kid, he wasn’t quite a young adult yet-.
“Uh, my age? I’m twelve... but you said you’re sort of eight years old? Why? You don’t know your own birthday?” -To be honest, the rabbit boy was a bit confused; this wasn’t his first time meeting a human, but this was certainly not one of the kingdoms he used to visit-.
(That was supposed to be private)
For the record, just as an out of character ask, I would totally do a thread with you but as of now I don't have many muses on tumblr and I am just taking a break from Tumblr roleplaying all together. Still just as a message for if you'd want to do one in private and post it here or, just whenever i have a blog willing to do stuff with i'd totally do it. I've followed this blog ever since it's inception and it always makes me happy to see stuff from it.
(I’m slowly trying to revive this blog, so it’s probably a good idea to wait until you have an rp blog. Thanks!)
alwayschooseflirt
“…Huh.” On second thought, he was kind of cute…
“Hi Cucumber. I’m Frisk. I’m not from anywhere in particular.” She moved a little closer…casually. And without a knife in her hands, even, “I guess I can’t destroy everything because I’m bored, that is kind of a dick move.”
“How about you keep me busy instead. Wanna play doctor?”
-Cucumber simply stepped aside, just a little. In his defense, he was a shy boy, and he was talking to a girl who was casually pondering the idea of committing genocide. At least she reminded him of a certain friend with dangerous ideas and too much power in her young hands-.
“Oh... huh... n-nice to meet you, Frisk. I’m happy you realized that it’s wrong to bully others just because you’re bored...” -Bullying was an understatement, of course-. “Doctor? Uh... sure? I mean, if that makes you feel... uh, not so bored?”
alwayschooseflirt
“I’m bored, ate all my snacks, and I’m looking for something to do.” She replied honestly, “I mean, one or two people…or even a village isn’t so hard…but a whole kingdom would take all day, wouldn’t it?”
“There’s gotta be a faster way.”
“B-But you can’t destroy a kingdom just because you’re bored!” -Okay, maybe it wasn’t a good idea after all, but how was she going to do that, anyways? Was she a wizard? Maybe some kind of mad scientist like Cosmo? He had to remain calm or else he’d be the first person on her list-.
“Um... w-well, I think we started wrong... w-why don’t we introduce ourselves first? My name’s Cucumber, and I’m from the Doughnut Kingdom! W-What’s your name and... what is this place?”
“What’s the fastest way to do a genocide?”
“H-Huh? I’m sorry, but... w-why would you want to do that?” -Deep down he knew it wasn’t a good idea to talk to a complete stranger who’s asking for an easy way to kill an entire race, but then again, this person didn’t look that bad... maybe they could talk it out-.
first date starters
Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Feel free to alter to fit muses.
“Would you like to come in for a nightcap?”
“I don’t sleep with someone on the first date.”
“I promise, I have a better track record than this.”
“I don’t normally do blind dates, but [name] spoke very highly of you!”
“This is my favorite place for first dates.”
“So – do you want to get together again sometime soon?”
“I’m not looking for anything serious.”
“I don’t want the night to end.”
“I think it’s best if we’re upfront about what we want right now.”
“Wow, you don’t look anything like your picture online.”
“It’s so great to finally meet you in person!”
“I should probably tell you that I just got out of a long-term relationship.”
“Want to come upstairs?”
“I can walk you home, if you like.”
“Walk me home?”
“Let’s go dancing!”
“Yeah, I don’t think we should do this again.”
“This was fun and all, but I don’t see us working out.”
“That movie sucked!”
“I wasn’t sure you’d come.”
“I was starting to think you’d stood me up.”
“I’m done screwing around. I want a real relationship.”
“It’s too early to call, but I have a good feeling about this.”
“Let me get the check.”
“Want to split the check?”
“It’s nothing personal, I just don’t think we fit.”
“This was the worst date of my life.”
“Don’t call me again.”
“Oh, God, my ex is here.”
“That wasn’t exactly how I imagined our first date going.”
“This was nice. Just a simple, sweet first date.”
“What, no good night kiss?”
“Want to play a game? Twenty Questions, or something?”
“Trust me – don’t want to go there.”
“We probably shouldn’t go there. My ex hangs out there sometimes and I think seeing them would kind of kill the mood.”
“I don’t date much, to be honest.”
“I hate to come on too strong, but I really, really like you.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“Why do you even like me? Is it the money?”
“Look, I gotta be honest – you were rude to the waiter, and that’s a serious turn-off.”
“Whoa! That’s off-limits until, like, the tenth date.”
“Wow, you come on strong, don’t you?”
“I’m not making the greatest impression right now, am I?”
“Have you ever been here before?”
“I’ve never been here before!”
“I don’t normally meet up with people from Tinder/Grindr/OkCupid.”
“Where do you see yourself in five years?”
“That’s it! I’m leaving!”
“Hey! You’re on this date with me, remember?”
“I like you, but I think you’re hung up on your ex.”
“You haven’t let me get a word in edgewise all night!”
“Are you always this shy?”
“So, what do you do for a living?”
“Why did you even agree to go out with me?”
“I think I’m in love with you.”