Everything is a pain in the ass

@magicianshadow

An independent rp for Shadow Yosuke.

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“I’m going to sit on your lap and you can’t stop me.”

> Syo huffs.

#and this is why i kept saying he needs to be on a leash or cage

“Why are you so gay? Stop being so gay. No one wants your gay ass on their lap.”

“As if that ever stopped me… besides, I got the A+ approval to get my lap throne.”

“What!? No way! That’s it I’m going to take that lap away form you prove I’m the best Shadow to sit on that lap.”

#jpopxprince #2 gae 4 u

“Gross why would you want that? That’s gay.”

“It’s very much gay, and I very much want it, thank you very much…~”

“Why are you so gay? Stop being so gay. No one wants your gay ass on their lap.”

#jpopxprince #well syo is hella gae even tho he denies it

“If I ask nicely, do you think Ringmaster Jiji’ll let me sit in his lap…~?”

“Gross why would you want that? That’s gay.”

“Oh new toys, time to play some pranks~.”

"What’s that? Someone asked for a bootilious, finger licking Shadowy goodness~?”

#//dusts off syo

Damn that's evil!

"Apparently word has it that it was over some chick name Marie or some shit like that."

Mun crushed Hyu's soul gem so he's dead. Does that make me a single Shadow that can get whoever I want?

"Wow you humans are way too sensitive and weird. I say a Shadow is dead and you runaway."

"Hyu is dead, rest in pieces."

Not everyone is happy, little bubble nugget

"The fuuu-- bubble nugget?"

"You're gay, ya mum's gay, everyone is gay."

"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaay."

Hyu snuggles against the other shadow like a cat. "Hey sexy."

"Oh, it’s just you.

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"You’re the worst, Syo!" Hyu pouted. "Fine, then I’m just gonna…" He leaned in close and smooched him.

"You're gonna what? Hu-- mrph!" Well that shut him up.

Hyu snuggles against the other shadow like a cat. "Hey sexy."

"Oh, it’s just you.

shadownarukami-blog

"Oh it’s just me? Be a little happier to see me, you jerk."

"Hmm... nah, can't be bothered."

Hyu snuggles against the other shadow like a cat. "Hey sexy."

"Oh, it's just you.

.... -puts an actual crown on his head-

"….."

"I’m king, bitches~!"

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