DEATH RIDES A LITTLE WHITE HORSE

(OC rp blog) 

[magickeye]

@spiiderwiick gruesomely murdered teens or maybe a pumpkin or some shit idk

[magickeye]

@xxreaperscythexx sparkling gif of a dragon

[magickeye]

bipeds reblog this and I’ll tell you what your cutie mark would be if you were normal

[magickeye]

Some guy with an xbox controller on his ass came to me asking for a reading on his romantic future like buddy i don’t need to flip over a card to see that

[magickeye]

Now that fujita’s blocked me I can say I was actually really jealous that he could use his little hands to hold a bong AND a playstation controller at the same time

[normal-horoscopes]

your ego has become disgustingly huge as of late. please reevaluate yourself before attempting to become a figurehead.

REEVALUATE THIS PUSSY LMAO

[magickeye]

Ugh, fuck, I ate too many cupcakes last night.

[eelmachine]

[magickeye]

yo @rightvalvebeating I know somepony who makes killer doilies, which is a fucking awful talent to have, but they’ve never gotten to do a wedding before

[magickeye]

EA sex. it’s in the name.

[magickeye]

what kind of video games are you fucking playing my dude

[magickeye]

what’s box sex????????

[magickeye]

Can’t believe yall are getting married there better be the BIGGEST giant red paper hearts EVERYWHERE

[magickeye]

I am a fucking prophet, Fujita.

[magickeye]

I look away from this stupid pale two legged freak website for five fucking minutes and I get so many followers because I’m the superior species

[magickeye]

ugh fuck i ate too many cookies at that thing im gonna get fucking fat i hate being a little rainbow horse fuck this fuck this life

[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.