The Magnar Legacy

Was once a Swtor blog, now I'm a bit all over place XD

[justcatposts]

[fiery-lune]

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

[anxietyproblem]

[bunniope]

not to imply disney has any creative value but wheres the muppet avengers movie. just like a watchable avengers

[bunniope]

and before you ask yes kermit is bruce banner in this scenario

[onceiwashere]

loki is still loki and kermit beats the shit out of him

[patrickdiomedes]

does him hulking out involve him turning into Animal?

[tflatte]

no the only visible change kermit goes through is that he sticks angry felt eyebrows over his eyes

[aurordream]

[anneemay]

Buy her books!!!

[gauntletknight-deactivated20230]

She won that season too!  She’s so cool and upbeat

[blu-eyed-demon]

Despite being cool.and upbeat (and she is) she also suffers from anxiety and recently started speaking about it in social media. Instagram posta detailing her inability to even go downstairs and how support her fam are etc. She also recently did a bbc documentary about anxiety disorders.

[cozza-frenzy]

Nadiya is also a perfect example of why diversity in media is important. A government report on community cohesion said she’s done “more for British-Muslim relations than 10 years of government policy”, because her presence on TV has helped to humanize the image of the hijab-wearing Muslim woman in the eyes of the public. She’s not even really a political activist or anything - she’s just a nice, honest, down-to-earth person. Sometimes that’s all it really takes to convince people.

[coyotesmokebreak]

She has her own series on Netflix now!

[magnar-legacy]

i feel like a failure

[talkinboutmycats]

Got a new scratching post for Baby. Rubbed cat nip all over it to entice her to try it out. Accidentally put way too much catnip and had a stoned cat for half an hour. Just laying their, shallowly breathing, scaring the crap out of me. 😅

Here is Miss Grumpypants cuddling her octopus after I took it away lol

...This is my blog to post the shenanigans of my beautiful, amazing, ridiculous, and adorable kitties. It’s mostly a digital photo album/memory book for myself, but feel free to follow :)

[commodorecliche]

I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK

[sunflowershine03]

so many weird items are rings

[toldentops]

@rb-scribblemakes​

[loserofandraste]

Ngani Zho: I don't know who your father is, but I *do* know he and Satele conceived you on Alderaan and that she was adament about not telling him of your existence.

Kid Theron, side-eyeing some propaganda of Darth Malgus: Please don't be my dad, please don't be my dad, oh my force PLEASE don't be my dad.

[thenatsdorf]

Guy wakes up his blind dog. (via aiden_m365)

[adventuresoflegobucky]

[speremint]

why am i allowed to draw

[catchymemes]

[high-pot-in-noose]

Dude in that last pic has got some moves

[rodrickheffeley]

[rodrickheffeley]

you know what it's barbie cinematic universe and we're just living in it.

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

i would never work as a gothic heroine which is a shame because i’ve got the looks for it but the firm presence of mind to gtfo from anything unpleasant

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

The Phantom: I have heard you sing. I have heard you, my child. I am the A—

me as Christine Daaé: [under my breath as I gather my things hurriedly] Our Father, Who art in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

rogue master of the manor: [begins making flirtatious veiled threats towards me]

me, a poor governess: [immediately makes plans to get a different job]

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

ruined aristocrat who has a dark reputation spoken about only in whispers: May we speak alone for a moment?

me, Aware of things: No thank you, we’ve only just met. My aunt is my chaperone and a lovely conversationalist. Please do come and discuss her seventeen dogs

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

dark brooding guardian: [makes borderline asinine comments about my blossoming beauty]

me, packing my bags: Time for finishing school!

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

passionate possessive lover: You shall be mine! [yanks on my arm]

me: [immediately lays down heavily like a corpse]

passionate possessive lover: I am very strong, I can still ca—stop it with the noodle arms!!

me: [slunks down further]

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

he keeps trying to grab my waist but everytime he leans over me my enormous hat knocks him right in the jaw

he keeps struggling to pull me up but he steps on my dress every two seconds

he lifts my arms over my head and tries to jiggle me into sitting up on my knees but i just looked like a squashed horse stuffed into a dress like :p

he tries to take me by my leg but i just flop back down and my petticoats are silk and therefore very slippery

eventually he gets fed up and calls a stableboy over and the stableboy tries to take me up by my head, yanking at me at the neck, and then my passionate possessive lover is like “no you little idiot! here take one of her feet” and dashes over to take me by the arms but as he leans over my enormous hat knocks him in the jaw

they’re trying to slowly drag me over to his carriage but all of the townspeople have stepped out of their houses and shops

people are slowly looking out of their carriages like “what the fuck?”

meanwhile the stableboy has his grip on my leg and the passionate possessive lover is carrying me by my arms like a ragdoll with his head thrown back so he doesn’t get knocked in the jaw again by my enormous hat and my derrière is skidding against the dirt making a lady-shaped line from one end of the street to the next

[ebonyheartnet]

“Kidnapping. This is literally kidnapping.”

“Well, yes, but… yes.”

“Someone should do something, right?”

“Oh, only if they manage to actually get her in the carriage. I want to see how long it takes for him to give up.”

“Really?”

“Son, she could decapitate him with that hat.”

“How do you know?”

“That’s what happened to the last ass who actually got her in the carriage.”

[caffeinewitchcraft]

“This is not very elegant,” my possessive ex-lover pants. With his head tilted back, I can’t see his face, but I can see the bead of sweat rolling its way down his jaw.

“If you sweat on me,” I say. pointing my toe so that my foot runs the risk of slipping out of the shoe the stable boy is clinging to, “I’ll use the hat.”

My possessive ex-lover swears and digs his nails into my arm when my derriere catches on a cobblestone. “Aren’t you already using the hat?”

A boy standing just outside his front door, close enough to have heard my threat, whoops. “She says she’s going to use the hat!”

The ensuing cheer from our onlookers puts the first hint of unease in my ex-lover’s eyes. 

[a-humble-waffle]

The crowd begins to chant. “Use the hat!” they cry in unison, “use the hat!” I grin wickedly, looking my possessive ex-lover dead in the eyes. “Whatever the people want.” His eyes are huge with panic now. I only grin wider, glare more fiercely. I am going to use the hat. This is a grand spectacle now, and he will not see the finale.

[meangirlnurse]

today Meatball abruptly realized that there are refugee office plants in the kitchen (they have been there for weeks) and has decided his singular purpose in life is to eat them 

[meangirlnurse]

we put up a 4 foot tall step-through baby gate when we brought the plants home, but it turns out he can actually squeeze his body through the bars. not in a dignified way, mind you. but he can 

[meangirlnurse]

we have foiled him with a two-gate system: a short one with small openings that he can’t squeeze through, and the tall one that he can’t jump over. he is now sitting outside our kitchen door rattling the gates with his stupid little mitten hands like an animated ghost prisoner in a Spirit Halloween decoration 

[crafty-butch]

update: we underestimated him

[crafty-butch]

[meangirlnurse]

why are your doors closed to the public 

[evil-dad-evil]

is this the same Meatball with the Hanukkah sweater????

[meangirlnurse]

it sure is 

you may also know him as the Meatball who tried to jump into my toilet and the violent sweatervest-wearing accountant cat 

[numberlover1729]

tiny accountant harasses human, eats plants

[meangirlnurse]

i mean he has to find some way to unwind from his high-pressure job 

[meangirlnurse]

update:

[the-one-the-only-derpghost]

So how do you guys… get in there anymore?

[meangirlnurse]

well my original game plan was opening the white gate and kind of shoving my body through the gap between the wood gate and the grey gate and i am excited to announce that this was not a good idea at all

[meangirlnurse]

update: was woken up at 7 AM this morning by Meatball repeatedly taking a running leap at the gates, bouncing off the top one, and then sitting on the floor outside the kitchen beeping confusedly 

[meangirlnurse]

HOW

[viir-tanadhal]

So is no one going to comment on the giant cockatiel (?) head wall mount

[meangirlnurse]

it’s called art

[lazy-cat-corner]

Robert Pattinson: I’m Batman!

Stephanie Meyer releasing Midnight Sun and ready to drag him back into hell: