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@magnet-girl
I would give anything to live in the timeline where these three were headlining a run of episodes in 2026.
Some people are iffy on multiple companions (myself included) but I think they would have worked. It would have been cool to see this roster together more.
DPxDC Prompt
Danny looks down at the massive table full of food. He then looks up at the woman that he had saved from a mugging, then back at the food.
When she said she was going to treat him to a meal for saving her he had expected maybe a burger from some fast food joint not a full thanks giving dinner in May.
"Eat up young man your much to skinny"
Danny's eyes widen "you cant honestly expect me to eat all of this by myself?"
The woman laughs "Of course not My son and grandsons are coming over as well"
Danny nods and starts putting food on his plate amazed at the fact that none of it is attacking him. Just as he is about to eat the door opens and in walks ...
"Oh shit its Superman!!"
The three that had just entered froze at Danny's exclmation while Danny was hit on the head with a rolled up newspaper "Language youngman!!"
Clark clear his throat "Um I think you must be mistaken My name is clark Kent"
Danny gives clark an unempresed look "Uh huh Sure dude. Do I look stupid to you?"
Clark frowns "No but "
"But nothing I've seen Superman before and you are definitely Superman what did you think putting on a pair of glasses was enough to hid your identity "
Clark blushed
Danny seeing the embarrased look on Clarks face laughs "Seriously man its not plastic surgery its glasses you still have the same face same eyes same body build"
Clark gave out a sigh there was really no point in hiding any more that and Kon and Jon were laughing behind him "No one has caught on so quickly before"
Danny shakes his head "That says less about you and more about the obliviousness of the human race
Clark chuckles and sits at the table "so outside of revealing my identity what are you doing here?"
Ma Kent smiles "Say hello to your new baby brother clark "
Danny and Clark both freeze "WHAT!!??
Iâd say something about how Martha âMaâ Kent and Bruce Wayne would Duke it out in competition for adopting kidsâŠ
But letâs be real, Ma took one look at Bruce and adopted him on the spot.
I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD. Â If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?
CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
this is awesome but the original link just turned into a redirect loop for me, here it is again (x)
OH HELLO
No more potatoes in medieval novels!
i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back
additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you
useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)
On god, I needed this
Not me finding out Iâm the year 2024 that Nintendo DS was called DS because of its Dual Screen.
From a Jacksepticeye video throwaway joke. ïżŒ
My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.
I would like to clarify that this animal self feeds and is not being denied breakfast by my sleeping in. He doesn't do this to anyone else. Everyone else simply gets increasingly invasive headbutts and even thats a fairly rare occurence. This fucking cat needs to cuddle with me specifically, And he is decided that the best way to do it is to gently shove his claws underneath my eyelashes and pull. There is no way I can train him out of this because believe it or not shoving your fingers in somebody's eyes to wake them up has the desired reaction.
We have come to a compromise. One that neatly illustrates the reason I'm not wearing an eyemask.
If I have a hair tie on my wrist, my darling sweet baby boy, love of my life and apple of my eye, can gingerly dig his teeth underneath and grab it in his mouth and then back up. and pull. And Snap the hell out of me with the elastic. Again, he is very gentle and precise, there are never teeth touching my skin. This is not a fluke, he managed this several times in various circumstances and positions.
This is worse than a toddler. We are approaching diabolical machinations hitherto undreamt of by domestic felines.
Behold, Prince Shithead himself.
My cat this morning woke me up by sticking his paw in my mouth. Apparently I had slept with it open and he thought I was dead? Or checking my airways. Or trying to suffocate me, you never know. Cause then when I was awake he jumped on my chest, put his tail in my face for a while, before turning around and trying it again.
Iâd just like to say, if you voted for a third party candidate, or trump, kindly break ties with me.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.
Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)
The fact that I got this the day before Election Day⊠Iâm not taking any chances
and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
it's so beautiful finding out that the ballad of the witches' road began between agatha and nicholas and their bond, and earlier on we find out that lorna wu created her version in order to protect alice I AM ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.
I think itâs very important that the last time Agatha sang lyrics to âtheir versionâ of the song that they used to bond, burying Nicholas, sheâs interrupted by a witch, who hears the tune and thinks of the âwitches roadâ thatâs been rumored (because of Agatha and Nicholas).
Even in her moment of grief, she had to turn something precious into survival, because thatâs what Agatha does in the face of sorrow and grief. Survive.
She is the Three of Swords.
I think Iâve found the best way for marvel to make both the queer fans of Deadpool & Wolverine and the straight fans happy (in regards to ships)
Wade, Logan, and Vanessa should all be in a polyamorous relationship
ok here me out on this one
We know that Deadpool is pansexual, Vanessa was a stripper and is definitely some kind of fruit, and Wolverine is a raging man whore
itâs a match made in marvel heaven
poolverinessa for the win
Your honor, I present the holiday-bang montage in deadpool 1, where Vanessa Pegs Wade on international Womenâs day.
seeing actors i know in the umbrella academy messes with my brain, like what do you mean mary coopers twin sissy cooper is dating juno??
elliot page is my king tho hashtag viktor hargreeves for life đ«¶
BIG BRAIN
Holy fuck wait Sissy does look so much like Mary
And Mary has a daughter named Missy
And Sissy lives in texas too.
Sheldon was born in 1980, Mary was about 24. Mary was born then about 1956ish.
Viktor in s2 lands in 1963, Harlan is 8.
Harlan was born then, in 1955.
Harlan and Mary could be Twins. Fraternal twins can run in families.
Sissy Cooper is MeeMaw.
(Shh I know it all falls apart when you realize Cooper is Georgeâs surname and not Maryâs maiden name, but the timeline adds up!)
Back when it was only season one I found and read a fic where Viktor got pregnant through a one night stand at 23, Diego was the first to find him and that was the catalyst for bringing the family back together.
And to me it's more cannon than season four
Pretty sure I read that fic and it wasnât that bad! Actually really good compared to the shit show s4 was.
In fact, the author could post a small update if they want to, which would show a trans male character being a father? Like, Iâd love that? Wish theyâd do it?
Okay, I take back my original âhow I wanted TUA to endâ that I made a week ago and instead I want this:
The siblings realise the world keeps ending because theyâre all in the same timeline. So in order to distribute the marigold, and save the end of the world, they all have to sacrifice being a family and never see each other again.
It ends with each sibling one by one (Lila and deigo come as a pair, I donât make the rules) as they board the subway, each to their very own timeline in which the other family members donât exist.
Itâs heartbreaking, and for a family that were split and torn at the beginning of the series, the choice being made for them is even more heartbreaking because theyâre a family now more than ever. But as they board the subway, we see a montage of them all in their HAPPY timelines, the beats of âI think weâre alone nowâ start playing and we realise, while the Hargreeves siblings finally have their happy ending, they are in fact alone now. Cut to black. Cue BTS images.
This one hurts but in a bittersweet good way.
Someone please answer me why does LUTHER HAVE THE APE BODY
That's not his default
His default is super strength
Please explain someone please
The writers didnât care nor even try to watch season 3 to have plot continuity
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Bat-ling Gun.
Danny and the Riddler getting on like a house on fire because Danny is used to helping ghosts with their obsession and the Riddler gets enrichment time
Like, Danny answers riddles but he makes a show out of thinking about them out loud and taking his time and appreciating the riddle
Which is very different from the people either doing it out of fear, being done with him or super quickly
The riddler would have the best Escape Rooms.
Give that man a theme, some square footage, and youâll have a tourist destination.
And he could participate in them too, being the guide/actor! Seriously itâs like Escape rooms were made for that man.
