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@magnumdadbarry
"My name's Barry, that's right don't wear it out"
BSAA combat consultant, former S.T.A.R.S. member, gun nut, dad on a mission.
Age: 66
Height: 5"9
Weight: 89.3 kg (197 lbs)
Family: Kathy Burton, Moira Burton, Polly Burton, Natalia Burton
You guys ever wonder no matter how badly you're injured, these herbs just fix you right up?
Well no... They're herbs.
What if I bite you
Sorry
Oh... That's not...
You guys ever wonder no matter how badly you're injured, these herbs just fix you right up?
Well no... They're herbs.
Natalia
Can you explain the call I just got from your teacher?
[blinks innocently]
what call?
Y'know what I'll just quote the texts she sent me after
"hi Mr Burton sorry we got disconnected earlier but I wanted to reach out because Natalia has been throwing bricks at her fellow students"
Natalia... Why???
[ bats eyelashes ]
that doesn't sound like me at all,,, besides why does the school have bricks lying around,,, that is not very safe
Nowhere in that sentence was a denial
... That's actually a good point about the bricks though... Hm... I should give them Spencer retail's number...
[ blinks ] i didn't admit to anything,,, besides i think the school issue is more importanttttt
[squint] this issue is on hold until I get in contact with the school...
...
...
Did the kid at least deserve it though?
Natalia
Can you explain the call I just got from your teacher?
[blinks innocently]
what call?
Y'know what I'll just quote the texts she sent me after
"hi Mr Burton sorry we got disconnected earlier but I wanted to reach out because Natalia has been throwing bricks at her fellow students"
Natalia... Why???
[ bats eyelashes ]
that doesn't sound like me at all,,, besides why does the school have bricks lying around,,, that is not very safe
Nowhere in that sentence was a denial
... That's actually a good point about the bricks though... Hm... I should give them Spencer retail's number...
Natalia
Can you explain the call I just got from your teacher?
[blinks innocently]
what call?
Y'know what I'll just quote the texts she sent me after
"hi Mr Burton sorry we got disconnected earlier but I wanted to reach out because Natalia has been throwing bricks at her fellow students"
Natalia... Why???
Ooc;
I have finished Star Wars Episode IV which is apparently the first one released. There was no Yoda. There was no Leia in a bikini. I do not know what movies those are in then. I thought it was all the first one. Well, okay.
Yoda's in the second Leia is in the third one I believe
jack off jill is soooooo fucking good
That a sandwich restaurant or something?
Sir Burton,
My my have you impressed me over the years. You are quite the soldier and father, much to aspire to be. I am aware of your lesser activities as Family should always go first. But it wouldn't hurt to see you more around.
I hope this reaches you in good faith
-Dave was here
Oh! well thanks... Dave
Believe me I'm good staying out of the field, I got a kid to raise and a whole teenager who's definitely not financially responsible yet
i escaped my confinement..but I need Redfield's number for a friend 👉👈
Oh sure it's 073-870-3788
Also, a good idea sending this anonymously if it wasn't, we'd be able to track you👍
chris called you ugly in the letter </3 (letter to s.t.a.r.s. members) dw pookie you're so swag <3
Yeah well I have a wife and three kids
What does he have?
When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree
I need a hug :(
Well come on in! I got hugs for everyone
@magnumdadbarry
Holy shit you gave me a Nemesis type jump scare to the point I became a Jill sandwich
In a good way.
You're now under S.T.A.R.S. custody sorry😔
damn 😔
Officer Redfield will arrest you now, Captain Wesker will be making sure this goes smoothly
@magnumdadbarry
Holy shit you gave me a Nemesis type jump scare to the point I became a Jill sandwich
In a good way.
You're now under S.T.A.R.S. custody sorry😔
For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.
Happy pride month to her and her exclusively
she made a comic about the experience on twitter
happy pride
An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol
You have kids, right? Can you tell Chris that I'm being raised perfectly normally and there's nothing to worry about? You would know, as a parent.
- @evilvirusboysky
(dude I'm so tired I'm sorry if this is incomprehensible)
Yeah sure
Chris
He is extrEmely Normal and pErfEctly fine it's aS if He was an Extra normaL child I suPport it
Exactly. I'm normal and perfectly fine @chris-boulder-redfield
...what's with the capital letters? Are you having a stroke?
Completely Healthy Right In thiS moment
Do you need some medicine or something? I can inject you with it...
NO NO STOP NO DON'T
Are you sure? It'll make you feel better!
...after the initial 'feeling like you're burning alive' period, of course.
I'M LIKE THE ONLY PERSON THAT HASN'T BEEN INFECTED KEEP IT AWAY
BEING INFECTED IS GREAT TRUST ME
I DO NOT TRUST YOU
