Just Keep Swimming

Have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. Sorry you found your way here. I hope it's not a waste of your time friend.

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[beardedmrbean]

We got you buddy

[aniki-price]

When people say "crab bucket mentality" I always think "buckets don't occur in nature" and then things like this.

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

"Buckets don't occur in nature"

actually goes hard as fuck.

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[xnumb-little-bugx]

Happy Well Into October

[heijian]

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

[parkway-nosedive]

there are two ways to read this

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

[notcruvusmemes]

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

[bitchesgetriches]

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal

[eldritch-sanctum]

“Ask ChatGPT this and that” like fuck holy shit people don’t want real advice.

[the-haiku-bot]

“Ask ChatGPT this and that”

like fuck holy shit people

don’t want real advice.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thealgerian]

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

[flagellant]

:/ The next time you think it’s okay to be nonbinary, remember the cost. We are killing our planet 😔

[beannewpage]

Wtf. No, be who you are. This doesn’t define you.

[lindsaysblue]

I offer some context

[solitarelee]

that context was DESPERATELY needed thank you

[huffylemon]

[librarian-raichu]

Information Wall (with Hat)

[nitrosplicer]

a wasp made this post

[uwingdispatch]

Headed into the weekend I thought I'd share once again y'all's faves from this week! As always you can use code TUMBLR15 at checkout for 15% off most accessories! <3 Shop is here. Love y'all!

Shop is here.

[victusinveritas]

[stivkun]

Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here

[stivkun]

Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here

[dankmemeuniversity]

[griffstream]

Cosmic alignment…

[screechingcollectivecollectorus]

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

[arsanatomica]

You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.   Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

[nosleep4sam]

I did not know this.

[wardenmcpherson]

I see this at a farm nearby where I like to hang with the goats, but the only time I’ve seen it captured on film was in that recent episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia where Sweet Dee got trampled in the petting zoo. I guess it is deeply disturbing and kind of underutilized in horror, but I still wish my eyes did that.

Like, seriously, why isn’t this in more movies? Why did I have to make the .gif myself?

[ainawgsd]

In all fairness, human eyes do this too…it’s just harder to tell because we have round pupils instead of horizontal pupils.

[x]

[waspinfested]

i want there to be less information on this post please

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[cromerholt]

picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

[june-egbert-official]

i bet you feel real stupid now

[cargopantsman]