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"Bom saber que ‘cê caga bonito. Eu ficaria triste se meu cocô tivesse a sua cara."
"Pfff, por favor, né? Chega de recalque, querido. Não precisa ficar aí mentindo pra mim não. Eu sei que todo mundo gostaria que o cocô tivesse a minha beleza!"
[ Olhando pra baixo, o encarando, segurando um saco nas costas. ]
- … eh?
Olho para cima, piscando algumas vezes, um pouco confuso
- Uh… o senhor está bem? Precisa de algo?
- Ah…. o senhor parece o vovô Roma
Remus demorou apenas uma fração de segundos para se tocar quem era aquela criaturinha indefesa e inocente. Abriu um sorriso de canto a canto de orelha, pronto para pôr seu plano em ação. Afinal, se aquele fosse o pequeno Feliciano do qual tanto havia ouvido falar, seria uma tarefa fácil! E melhor ainda, poderia esfregar sua conquista na cara de Romulus e até pedir algo em troca!
"Estou ótimo, meu pequenino. E sim sim, seu vovô me mandou para te buscar! Eu sou o irmão dele, o Remus, vê? Somos parentes, criança!" Tentava sorrir da maneira mais amigável que podia, apesar de estar contendo os pulos de uma vitória precoce. "Então, que tal entrar nesse meu saco? Ele é bem confortável! Você entra nele e eu te levo pro vovô Romulus!"
if mia updates with old men, i follow suit. HC that Hre would run away to Rome all the time and Rome would teach him the finer parts of latin, dress him in his finest clothes and carry him around and pamper the kid to get him to like him.
magnunx
Resposta de meme ❄: My muse is sick, and yours is taking care of them.
Nenhum guerreiro que se prezava se deixava sucumbir por uma simples gripe, seria patético e desonroso. Romulus não era nenhum fraco.
Mas mesmo que não fosse, a verdade era que se sentia terrível. O corpo estava molenga e a testa ardia como fogo. Ainda havia uma coceira no fundo da garganta que por mais que tentasse, não conseguia resolver.
E o pior de tudo, arranjara uma babá que era um verdadeiro demônio.
Mas nem mesmo Remus poderia impedir Romulus de tentar se levantar e ir treinar como fazia todo dia. Afinal, um corpo imóvel sim que era um corpo doente, e deveria treinar o próprio corpo para se fortalecer.
Pensando assim, o romano se levantara da cama, de porte de sua espada, parara na porta do quarto para verificar se Remus estava por perto antes de empreitar uma fuga.
"Ótimo, acho que posso sair agora."
"AHÁ!!" O romano exclamou alto, se arrastando para fora de debaixo da cama, assim que viu Romulus se aproximar da porta. "Eu sabia que tentaria fugir!" Disse, se levantando. Deu leves batidas na roupa, para que pudesse tirar os resquícios de poeira.
"Me escondi debaixo da cama enquanto você dormia! Sabia que não iria cumprir com a palavra!" Pôs as mãos na cintura, dando-lhe um olhar de repreensão, como uma mãe dá ao filho quando este mente para ela.
Parando pra pensar... fora um ótimo plano, não fora? Hah, era mesmo um gênio! Um sorriso convencido brotou sem que ele percebesse, se imaginando o quão mais esperto ele era do que Romulus.
Mas agora não era hora! O sorriso foi substituído por uma careta carrancuda em poucos segundos. "Se você ousar passar por essa porta, nunca mais te faço aquele meu garum que você adora! E saio espalhando pra todo mundo que tem pinto pequeno!"
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"
"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"
"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."
"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."
"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
"I’m sorry, have we met before?"
"I don’t know you, but thanks."
"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"
"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."
"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"
"It’s none of your business. We just met."
"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."
"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"
"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"
"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."
"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."
"You know, most people watch porn at home."
"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."
"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"
"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."
"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
"We lost the playoffs."
"The girls team beat the boys!"
"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."
"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."
"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."
"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"
"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."
"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."
"Being a freshman sucks."
"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."
"She/he told me they were a junior!"
"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"
"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"
"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"
"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."
"I definitely failed that test."
"I got an A on my essay!"
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."
"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."
"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."
"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."
"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
"Shut up. Just shut up!"
"I don’t need to listen to this."
"You’re lying."
"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."
"I can’t look at you."
"Don’t fucking touch me."
"If you say one more word, I swear…"
"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."
"What’s wrong with you?"
"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."
"You must be crazy."
"I’m not backing down.”
"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."
"What’s your issue?”
"You make me so angry.”
"This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."
"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"
"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
"You’re the one that I want."
"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."
"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."
"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."
"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."
"Please, don’t leave me."
"I need you more than you will ever know."
"I love you more than I could ever express in words."
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"
"I brought vodka and ice cream."
"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."
"I can’t believe you went without me!"
"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"
"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"
"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."
"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
Ficou parado, encarando Remus com a maior cara de bunda que podia fazer. “Sinceramente…”
"… vai cagar."
"Sabia que andei reparando numa coisa esses dias, Aldhard?"
"Meu cocô tem a sua cara. Só que sem essa barba toda. Acho que ele é mais bonito até."
'm Aldhard, and I represent the second side of Germania... Nice ta meet ya. If ya need some help, ya...
Gente, segue logo esse cara pra ele parar de me encher. Cuidado, não se aproximem muito ou a barba dele irá sugá-los para o submundo!
Gente, vim aqui deixar minha humilde e sincera declaração de amor ao Remus, aquele lindo. Existe romano mais belo? Creio que não. Se eu fosse uma bela mulher peituda, daria meu corpo a ele, mas infelizmente nunca serei linda, sequer um pouco bonito. Eu deveria cortar esta horrível barba que está começando a feder a estrume de germânico.
Eu dou o cu pro Celt todo dia, mas meu sonho mesmo é dar pro Remus, mas sei que não possuo honra o suficiente sequer para olhá-lo nos olhos! :(
"Realmente, Aldhard... sempre soube que você tinha uma admiração por mim! Hah, afinal, quem é que não tem? Só lamentos por esta decepção de vida, meu caro amigo. Mas quem sabe em outra vida, né?"
"Sei que sou lindo e que todos os germânicos me querem. Por isso vivemos brigando, é porque eles querem minha atenção! Que fofo, vocês."
[ Encarando intensives. ]
- V-VOVÔ…?!
O italiano corre na direção do outro, o abraçando com força e rindo bastante. É somente quando olha para cima, encarando o rosto do mais velho que percebe que há algo errado.
- Você é o vovô Roma… não é?
Remus não esperava pelo abraço, mas resolveu não reclamar. Pôs um falso sorriso na face e deu leves tapinhas nas costas do italiano.
"Oras, mas é claro que eu sou o vovô Roma! Quem mais seria?" Ergueu uma sobrancelha, rindo cinicamente. "Agora venha cá meu pequeno. Que tal entrar nesse saco?"
Desfez o abraço da forma mais gentil que podia - afinal, não queria assustar o pobre garoto ingênuo - e tirou um saco das costas, o abrindo para que facilitasse a entrada de Feliciano.
"Não seja tímido, menino! Vovô Roma vai te dar muitos macarrão quando chegarmos em casa!"
☾
☾: Our muses are stargazing together
Remus não suportava, não aguentava toda aquela paradeira! Para ele, era extremamente irritante e angustiante ficar ali, deitado, olhando para o céu por tanto tempo. Constantemente se remexia, procurando por uma posição mais confortável, mas acabava por desistir e bufar, virando o olhar para Romulus e estreitando os olhos. Como ele conseguia?
"Por que estamos olhando o céu?" Sentou-se, com um tom de voz irritado. "Estamos perdendo tempo! E tempo é território! Devíamos estar lutando ou coisa do tipo!"
[ E deve ser por isso que eles se odeiam hmmmmmmm ]
[ siiim, eles são muito iguais
só que o Flávio é um Remus meio gay e SAUHSAUSAHSAUHAS
e ao invés de querer conquistar o mundo, quer conquistar os namorados das inimiga ]
magnunx começou a te seguir
Taí alguém que eu não esperava rever. Hm.
"Minha querida, já ouviu falar daquele ditado quem tá vivo sempre aparece? Ah, não, espera... acho que é quem tá morto sempre volta... É, algo assim."
[ acho que toda essa filha da putage que o Flávio tem no sangue, ele puxou do Remus :333
duas bicha má ]
Send me a symbol for a rp starter! (Mix of all different genres)
☂: Your muse walks in on my muse crying ☄: Our muses have a fight ☆: Our muses go on a date ☉: Our muses go to the beach ◮: My muse gets possessed ◭: Your muse gets possessed ◬: My muse walks in on yours killing someone ◯: Our muses have a snowball fight ☀: Our muses have a picnic ☁: My muse is having a bad day ◊: Your muse is dying ◆: My muse is dying ●: Our muses try to solve a mystery together ☮: My muse is angry, and yours is trying to calm them down ☺: Our muses play a video game together ☹: A close relative/friend of my muse has died, and is coming to yours for support ☼: Our muses go for a walk in the forest ☾: Our muses are stargazing together ♫: Our muses try karaoke ♧: Your muse moved away a while ago, and surprises mine by showing up at their door ♤: Your muse tells mine they hate them ♥: Your muse tells mine they love them ♻: Our muses have been angry at each other for a while, and yours tries to make up with them. ♕: My muse wins the lottery, and is sharing the news with yours. ✿: My muse picks flowers for yours. ❄: My muse is sick, and yours is taking care of them. ➞: My muse gets hit by a car. !: My muse kisses yours. ∽: My muse punches yours ∼: Your muse punches mine ⇦: Your muse has been missing, presumably dead, for over a month, then shows up at my muse's door. ↺: Our muses get in a tickle fight. ☏: My muse phones or texts yours with important news ♘: My muse buys yours a pet ✍: My muse writes yours a letter. ✔: My muse meets yours for the first time. ✦: My muse proposes to yours.
{PFFFFT, minha Bela pode ser uma BadGirl (?) se ela quiser. Chutar uma lixeiras, xingar uns velhinhos e e e e e… Pixar uns muros de rosa. ~ }
[ XINGAR VELHINHOS :0000 ESSA MENINA PRECISA SER DETIDA E PRESA
CHAMEM O SAMU ]
[ O mesmo aconteceu com o Flavs asdfghjas :’DDD ]
[ USHUSAHASUASHS caiu o quê pro Fravs?? ]
