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The most privatest selective ultra exclusive Loki blog ever. (I'm here to RP with my hungry fiend of a friend but still used a nice theme for some reason?)

[magpiepriince]

PSA I remade this blog for a friend so I'm probably definitely not gonna roleplay with anyone besides them, I am being held hostage, help me

[mindcontrolledhawk]

"So....... You are Loki. Like... Loki-Loki." Clint gave him a short look, thinking it over so briefly, and just trying to piece this all together. Once again he was thrust into a situation that made no real sense, and it was hitting him pretty significantly. He smirked, wryly, and just looked ahead with a shake of his head. "Alright. Yup. This is happening. Mhm."

A short laugh leaving him, and he reached up to scratch the back of his head. Nervous. Annoyed. But more just done than anything else, at the moment.

"JUST great! I love when Fury, or whoever, THOR?? Just tosses me these issues, and expects me to accept it. Guess what? I didn't agree to any of this. What am I??? The glorified babysitter??? Does anyone realize I actually like have a family, too??? Okay. Sure- yeah. Give the God-Kid to Clint. He's good with kids! Yeah! Great idea!!"

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Loki's mouth was slightly agape, opening wider when he made to talk--only for Clint's little rant to continue. And continue. And...

"Um..." He folded his hands behind his back, flashing a smile. "Are you finished having a breakdown yet? It's almost dinner, and I'm getting quite hungry. Even gods get hungry, you know. You can pick where we go, too, how about that?" He paused. "Maybe we can talk a bit more then. I believe you're getting what mortals call...'hangry'."

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"Eh... you know probably just boring things, like training with my bow." He was pretending it was as light as that, because it most certainly wasn't. Especially, nowadays with his record how it was. Sure, he was considered an Avenger, but he still never thought of himself as one. Not fully. "It'd have been just too dull for a God like you." He pretended to sigh and stretch, not even looking at the other by this point.

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"Hm, maybe so." He said with a little shrug. "Perhaps I should find out for myself!" Loki said with a sly smile, before waving a hand. "Oh, don't give me that look, I'm only teasing. Besides...I don't need to look inside your head to know there's something dark there." He paused, eyes narrowing just a bit. "I've heard rumours..."

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mindcontrolledhawk asked: [For Kid Loki] “So you’ve been lying to me the whole time!”

Loki's eyes widened, and he held up a finger as if to explain something. The words just seemed to be caught in his throat. "I--no!" He finally managed to say. "I mean I am Loki, obviously. But I'm not that Loki...sort of."

He heaved an exasperated sigh, not even sure that he quite knew what the truth was (he wasn't the god of truth, now was he?). "I was born from that Loki, and he...exists. But he is not me any more than a child is their parent."

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[mindcontrolledhawk]

"... Uhh... Hm. Yeah, sure. Why not. I can totally trust the guy who's been in my head." Clint said with the most sarcasm dripping in his voice, and he twirled one of his arrows in his hand, just to distract. Not at all ready to use it if he has to on this 'reformed' deity. "My flippin' ass." He muttered, and just casually leaned back with an arm behind the couch, side-eye glaring at the other. "Surprised you haven't purposely spilled any of my secrets, or whatever, yet."

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Loki rolled his eyes, as if he hadn't done a thing to push the other's buttons. "There isn't much to spill, believe it or not. I was a bit more focused on using your general free will for my own. Not trying to sift through your memories and find out your darkest secrets."

He paused.

"Though now that you say it, I'm curious." A smile flashed over his lips. "What might I have found if I'd looked deeper?"

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wiintersoldat asked: [For Kid Loki] "Just let it go already!"

"Jeez, alright!" Loki folded his arms, his expression turning petulant. Just because he'd asked a million questions about the metal arm didn't mean Bucky had to go blowing up on him like that. It was very rude, and all while he was being so very polite!

"Hmmm..." He didn't pout long, now looking up at the man with curiosity. "So, did you know my older self? Hopefully not. But sorry if I tried to kill you or something!" He smiled, as if simply apologizing for taking the last slice of pizza.

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wiitchycoven asked: [For Kid Loki] "What's the matter, you look pale?"

"Must be the lighting!"

The quip fell a bit flat when spoken with a voice smaller than his newfound form (one considerably less powerful than that of his super-evil-world-domination-seeking elder self). He might not have been shaking in his proverbial and actual boots, had she not gone and mentioned the Darkhold. Even he knew better than to mess with that, and he had already summoned something that had tried to kill him...

"Besides, you look all grungy. What's your point?"

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wiitchofchaos asked: [From the Scarlet Witch to Kid Loki] "Aw, look, you're shaking like a leaf."

"I'm--" Loki took a step backwards, not taking his eyes off of her (no matter how much he wanted to). It wasn't as though he could deny it. It wasn't so much that his legs felt like jello as much as his...well, everything.

"Wha-what do you want?"

One more step back sent him right onto his bottom (he'd never again make fun of those stupid horror movies where they tripped while running away from the killer). Just try to stay calm when the scarlet witch was facing you down with burning red eyes.

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[For older Loki] "I don't even want to look at you right now."

"Aw..."

Loki tsked, tilting his head as he studied Barton through narrowed eyes. He certainly wasn't helping his image as the 'reformed' trickster by putting on such a hungry expression. He just couldn't help himself, though. There was still something so amusing about the fear in a mortal's eyes when speaking to him. Or did he just have to revel in it, rather than contend with the thought of still being reviled?

"Come now, it's been ages. Can't we let bygones be bygones?" He said with that wolfish grin. He wasn't trying, it was simply his natural expression!

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Assorted RP Starters~

Villain-ish

"What's the matter, are you going to cry?" "You look so pathetic right now." "Aw, look, you're shaking like a leaf." "Try all you want, that collar won't come off." "How do you like your cage?" "Trying to escape is useless." "You’re practically squirming. Do I frighten you that much?" "All of your friends are going to die, all because of you. How does that make you feel?" "You think that you're so noble, but you're just as much the villain as I am." "Everybody's going to know your dirty little secret. You can't hide it forever." "I've met plenty of people who said they'd never break. They all talk in the end. You will too." "You've made a huge mistake, and you're going to pay for it." "How high is your pain tolerance? Let's find out." "You thought that you could defy me? Then let me put you in your place." "That pained expression on your face is so delicious." "No one can save you now. You’re mine."

Teasing/Humiliation Lite:

"Wait…are you crying?" "No way, don't tell me you're scared?" "Aw, were you worried about me?" "I hear you missed me." "You're totally embarrassed, your face is all red!" "You know your big crush on [name] is so obvious." "I heard you talking in your sleep. You were saying [my name/other name]." "You were staring at [name] the whole time with that stupid dreamy look on your face." "I thought you said you weren’t scared?"

Spooky:

"I can hear things walking around upstairs. Is somebody up there?" "What's the matter, you look pale?" "I just saw a shadow go by!" "I thought that this place was abandoned?" "We're going to have to go down into the basement." "Why did all the lights go off??" "I think that we're lost, and it's staring to get dark out…What should we do?" "You heard that, right? Sounds like somebody's dying." "Come on, let's just try it, what's the worst that could happen? The oujia board is just a toy, after all." "There are tons of rumors about that place…let's check it out!" "There's something behind you…" "Were you in my room last night? I saw somebody sitting at the edge of the bed."

Angst:

"I don't even want to look at you right now." "Did you really think that you could just forget about it, like nothing ever happened? "Was it another nightmare?" "I know you hate me, so just say it already." "You think I'm a monster, don't you?" "Why can't you just open up?" "So you've been lying to me the whole time!" "Alright, maybe I'm jealous. So what?" "I've tried to get along with you, but you really make it impossible." "Just let it go already!" "It was my fault, and whatever you say won't change that." "You let this happen, and for what? Was it worth it?" "That act may fool the others, but I don't trust you at all." "You really think you're something special. God, you're so full of yourself." "How long can you keep lying to yourself?" "I really am a monster, don't lie to me!" "You’re weak. You always were." "You know that this is all your fault."

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haunted starters

“I swear there was someone there…” “Very funny! What’s next? The phone starts ringing while the cords not in?” “I had a dream last night, only it was so vivid I could have sworn I was awake. In it I was killing you. I didn’t want to… but I couldn’t stop myself.” “You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” “Wherever I look I keep seeing these eyes staring back at me…” “Did you not hear that?! They’re whispering your name!” “Don’t move, be quiet. There’s someone in the bed with us… Don’t wake it.” [ text ] Don’t open the door when you hear knocking. It looks and sounds like me, but it’s not me! “I got the strangest phone call last night and I haven’t been able to get it out of my head.“ “Something is going to happen to you and you’ll never be the same again.” [ text ] Run! “You can see me? But you’re just a mere mortal… Interesting.” “You were talking in your sleep last night… and something responded.” “You know I don’t buy into that whole ghost thing, but this is starting to freak me out.” “You think I’m going to believe you didn’t just write this note yourself to scare me?” “Oh no, I’m not going to kill you… You’re going to kill yourself and I’m going to watch.” “When I peeked into your room last night… I saw someone sitting on the end of your bed.” “This was a bad idea… I’m beginning to think there’s more to those stories, after all.” “Stop it! That’s not even a language and I’m to believe you’re possessed or something? It’s not funny!” “Nice costume.” [ text ] Someone just opened your front door and sneaked inside… Get out! “If you weren’t singing… then who was?” “You’re dead! I was there at your funeral!” “Please don’t be scared. I’m still the same person… dead or not.”