Magpie Trove

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[coffinvows]

before the vows

[pre-embrace harriet . vtm]

[magpietrove]

Nothing says peak mental health like eating 3 slices of uncooked unseasoned bread at one in the morning

[smallpwbbles]

Ahhh it’s that time of year for the heatwave in England

[magpietrove]

Days like this make glad I’m home with my parents again. Who needs to talk to each other when you can just read each other’s minds?

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[natalieironside]

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

[catchymemes]

[magpietrove]

Welp, I survived that dumpster fire and am now hypothetically wiser

[my-dailydreams]

[boghermit]

Happy May the Fourth to this tweet specifically

[ateazure]

"and the universe said i love you."

prints now available here!

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[magpietrove]

Damn I need to lock in and not procrastinate or I’m fucked. I need to do that tomorrow

[daysleftofsecondterm]

1,000 days left

[gummywurm-gaming]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

someone in your life wants you to be safe right now

[qqchurch]

[qqchurch]

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck