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33. Fandom dumpster and the occasional art. Professional salt bringer. BG3 has taken over my life. Sometimes NSFW text content. Commissions are CLOSED: bit.ly/MagsPrices

[magthemage]

I write and art every now and then, which gets lost among the sea of reblogs and memes.

This blog is a burning trash pile of memes, reblogs and other assorted stuff. Expect nonsense, OOC characters and a fistful of 4-sided dice thrown remorselessly at your face. If you don't want to be spammed with my personal thoughts, ban the "#magtalks" tag.

If you don't care about the reblogs, but still want the art/story updates, just ban the tag "#magrb". If you don't care about digital photography, block the tag "#magcam" to avoid this content.

I sometimes reblog/post mild NSFW content and written smut, please ban the tag "#maglemon" if you don't want to see that kind of content or if you're a minor.

Mind you, this is also a safe space for Self-shippers and OCxCanon shippers, so if that content makes you feel uncomfortable, please ban the tag "#magOC" to block content of my own OCs and "#magocrb" to block content of other's OCs I might reblog.

If you're here for the art, click [here]!

Stories [JJBA - Part 3] • Your (not so) wholesome everyday life as Dio's assistant (On hiatus) AFAB ReaderX Dio

Commissions are Closed! If you like my work and would like to get queued when the commissions are open once again, hit me up! I'm on Discord as mag_themage

bit.ly/MagsPrices

[magthemage]

" Touch me."

(Version without the text under the cut)

[hellions-heart]

putting bg3 point and click voicelines together to sound like a conversation has brought me great joy, so. here's gale, karlach, shadowheart, and astarion doing a terrible job of sneaking around

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[mosertone]

[magthemage]

*Distant [OH MY GOOOD!!] intensifies*

[stardust-3saders]

Hα⍴⍴ỿ biɾ𝚝իdαỿ, ɱỿ bᥱlovᥱd 💕

Heeey! So, as some people out there, I follow the headcanon of Noriaki's birthday being July 23rd, same day as the Fukuoka Tower gets lit in green lights for him.

So happy birthday my lovely boy!!

As always, a big shootout to my friend @magthemage for her help with this drawing, I'm so happy about how it came out UwU

[magthemage]

Look at the baby! 🥺🥺🥺

Mape, you did an amazing work!! I know I've said it before, but I'm so proud of you! 💕

[magnuspool]

A very angry frog 🐸

[spookysinner45]

*Wakes up from my tomb* Hey yall, what's going on? :)) I was just working on a little project with some friends where we picked a Jojo Part and some character features to make a little guy but do different backstories and such with him! So without further to do meet the boy of the hour!

Coming in for Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency meet! Alberto Nicolás Santillan Karam

The backstory will be undercut here. If you want to check out the beautiful works of @theschneckenhouse [Here], @magthemage [Here], and @white-nolse [Here], please do so because they're so beautiful and really did awesome with their interpretations Niko!

Mr. Alberto Nicolás Santillan Karam a man who... Hasn't done anything that remarkable with his life. Growing up with his father, a rancher who taught him and his younger sister, Solana, the tips of trade from a young age. Their mother died in childbirth from complications with Solana. There was always something that Niko had a calling for, but could never quite place what it was. He only finds frustration in every task he fails, while his sister only seems to get better. Especially in shooting, he was being cursed with the worst crime of all if King of the Hill taught me. Being a lousy shooter. Nothing put him down; however, he did everything he could to lift his weight while his family supported him. Even his sister taught him how to better his aim throughout their life. While he was 23 and his sister 21, their father passed away from falling off his horse during a trip to sell products with Niko. The incident scarred him as he felt like he failed to save his father, vowing never to do the same with his sister. They slowly took over the business, trying in memory of their father but struggling to get by for many years. It wasn’t until 1938 that fear seemed to come back as Nazi soldiers raided the town near them, only noticing their little ranch by pure coincidence. Their valuables and animals were stolen. Their ranch lit up. His sister passed on after his worst nightmare had happened. She tried to protect him, but soldiers opened fire after seeing her ready to shoot. He was left broken mentally and then physically as the men beat him almost to death before leaving him to die in his family’s broken dream. Only gripping the last piece of his family he had left. The twin guns both siblings were gifted from their father… Until a small number of survivors managed to pull him out in time, taking him with them to get medical attention and safety to nearby towns taking in victims of the Nazi reign. He managed to heal physically, but the mental anguish never left. He wanted to cry, scream, and take revenge, yet those feelings of inadequacy returned tenfold. What could he do? Until some dumbass came to town drinking from the water, they give horses when tied up. A dumbass with… Magic powers? He didn’t know how else to describe how he got back at those guys teasing him. All he could do was watch in amazement as it happened; even as he left, he couldn’t stop thinking about what he could be doing. He was going in the same direction as the… No, he couldn’t be. There was an internal push to follow him and bring those guns. He may be an awful shot, but he’s made it to every second shot he can hit his target. With his sister’s spirit behind him, with a newfound motivation from this…”Jo-Jo”?. He grabs his horse, following the young male on the same trail. It didn’t take long to find him and some weirdo on a cactus.

[vvhite-n0ise]

Hello again! This is our second drawing for our dynamic where my friends and I draw a Jojo Oc for each part.

This time, we have our Part 2 Oc: Alberto Nicolás (Niko) Santillan Karam!

Why don't you go ahead and check my friend's versions too?

Mag's version by @magthemage

Schnecke's version by @theschneckenhouse

Sinnie's version by @spookysinner45

Niko's backstory under the cut!

𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚘 𝙽𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚕á𝚜 𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗 𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚖

Citizen of a small village in one of the deserts of Mexico, coming from a family highly respected due to their service in war and protecting the people from the country.

Wanting to show that he was worthy of the family name, Niko did everything he could to assist and help the townfolk. And with time, people started trusting him with every problem they had, bringing him a great pride in representing his family.

However, one day after a group of armed foreigners arrives, disturbing the peaceful village, taking in some of the citizens, his life changes.

Not being prepared to fight against fully armed and trained German soldiers, he gets beaten up while trying to kick them out, hurting not only his body, but also his pride as he finds himself not being able to stop the man from taking citizens to do with them God knows what.

That's why, although extremely annoyed with the idea, he has no other option but to ally himself with the weird, noisy American young man that arrived not too long after, hoping to find a way to set his people free.

[theschneckenhouse]

Drawing Challenge - Part 2!

A few months back, some lovely friends and I had a little drawing challenge to create a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure OC with randomised design characteristics. We did it again!

Like in our first try, we picked a part, chose a name, RNG the biometric traits and did then a concept. To make each of our new OC unique, we came up each with a backstory. So all OCs are different but based off the same idea.

Again I had so much fun to draw and brainstorm with the others.

Today I present you for JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure part 2, Battle Tendencies…

Alberto Nicolás Santillan Karam

And since this was a group project, please check out the awesome OCs from Mag, Mape and Sinnie! You can find them here:

The awesome @magthemage you can find here!

The amazing @white-nolse is here!

And new for this challenge, the great @spookysinner45 can you check out here!

Thank you guys again for this wonderful challenge!

And if you want to learn more about Alberto Nicolás Santillan Karam, you can read under the cut his backstory I gave him.

Backstory:

Alberto Nicolás Santillan Karam, a name that will probably mean nothing to anyone. A name that will send shivers down your spine if you know it. Niko, as everyone actually calls him, was born in one of Mexico's many rural areas as the son of a farming family, his life was accompanied from an early age by hard work and the honour of creating something with his hands. His strong sense of justice made him realise early on that the dictatorial regime of Porfirio Díaz and his later splinter groups would only bring disaster and ruin to the population, so he joined the revolutionaries as a teenager.

He fought in the name of freedom. And again. Again and again after 20 years of fighting and civil wars, he finally found his personal peace. He did not want to see death again and so he opened a small mechanics shop. Respected in his community, but never questioning where his scars came from, he enjoyed his life. And then the Nazis came. The freedom was gone. Once again, Niko saw what he had been fighting against all those years. And this time, the evil was even more sinister. Ready to go into battle once more, the former revolutionary and guerrilla fighter sets off. All he needs is an opportunity to infiltrate the Nazi base. Perhaps this... US guy who broke down on his motorbike can help him. This JoJo is certainly a help.

[magthemage]

IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!! @theschneckenhouse did her magic again!! Like what you see? Commission her [HERE]!

[magthemage]

"I like my partners like I like my guns: smoking hot."

The bi-weekly "Create a random OC" event kinda delayed a bit, but WE ARE BACK BABY! (ノ°∀°)ノ⌒･*☆ This time around, we artsy witches decided to try a male OC for Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency (a vert difficult one considering how well rounded everything is)... and to make matters more difficult, we wanted a DILF of all things. So... meet our next shared concept, developed individually... Don Alberto Nicolás Santillán Karam! (Or Niko for the compadres.)

Want to see how my fellow artists ran the concept? ☆ See @theschneckenhouse ’s version [HERE]! ☆ See @white-nolse ’s version [HERE]! ☆ See @spookysinner45 ’s version [HERE]!

Backstory (or a summary of) under the cut! ☆

Owner of the finca Santillán, he has been part of the Santillán family, known for having the best Tequila in all of central Mexico. A hedonistic bastard who lives solely for the pleasure of dirnking, fighting and and fu---... "pleasure", he spends his inherited fortune in his beloved gun collection. When some weird gringo-looking weirdos in green uniforms raided his finca and took all of his jornaleros and maids for who-knows-what, Niko decides to use the newly arrived air-headded gringo to recover what is rightfully his. ....He's the one that cracks the whip, after all.

[theschneckenhouse]

Base Commission Status: Open!

DM me for further information or general question. I would to hear from you and your ideas.

Examples:

[theschneckenhouse]

OC commission I did for a lovely friend of mine! Thank you commissioning me sweetheart and I really hope you love it. It was a pleasure to draw your OC and Vivillon~

(My commission are still open for anyone who is interested.)

[magthemage]

Guess who decided to branch out of comfort zone, only to go back and stick to what they know? You're right!

✨~ This bitch ~✨

Me, @white-nolse and @theschneckenhouse joined a Gen 1 Pokemon collab ran by a Twitter mutual where each artist does a Pokemon their style, so we bundled up, used our shared braincell and made something that fits together :3

What are you waiting for? Go check that beautiful [psyduck] and [rapidash] up close!

[magthemage]

*Takes out chair *Takes out megaphone *Stands on chair

Please, look at what my wonderful friend @theschneckenhouse has given me!! Q_Q

My little bastard of a Durge, made an ART PIECE!!! I'm so in love!!! I liked it so much now I'll will make it y'all's problem! Mwahaha!

Again, thank you so so much Schneckchen for such a wonderful portrait!! 💕

[magthemage]

POV: He has you right where he wanted.

[magthemage]

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