DRUNK TALKING TO THE MOON

Maggie

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Maggielindemann: a young Derek shepherd is 🥵.

[foxmulders]

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@graysonfck

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ethandolan: and for the record.. Maggie had thrown pizza at my head before. Im just sitting there an innocent boy and shes flinging pizza around

maggielindemann: innocent my ass 😭😭 youre a terror.

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madisonbeer: move over grayson, i'm the main one now. him and i are gonna fight i can feel it.

maggielindemann: Grayson can scoot his big ass on over, im making room for you baby.😜 Though i don't think Gray will give up that easy

[immortallindemann]

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madisonbeer: i don't know but i almost got pissed for no reason 😂 excuse me ma'am, are you looking for a side chick? i'll make you cookies

maggielindemann: its just me not having made the invitations yet because I am fucking lazy. Side chick? baby i'll make you my main chick if youre making cookies😝

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madisonbeer: i was almost sad for a minute thinking you wouldn't invite me. pfft, single as single gets so no one to join me oof

maggielindemann: how could I not invite you. also did you just say single?? you?? how. Excuse me while I break up my engagement to slide into your dms 😪

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madisonbeer: i'm crying, throw pizza at his head 😂 something I would do to Ryder. I'm talking about how amazing it'll be but I don't even know if I'm invited lol

maggielindemann:Ethan is the closest thing I have to a brother so its my job to annoy him back. Ofc you're invited?? plus one for you as well if you got anyone in your back pocket ;)

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madisonbeer: both very big jobs, girl you are taking on so much, a queen truly. almost though, that wedding gonna be amazing af.

maggielindemann:its easy when to control one I can just have sex with him 😝the other is a doofus, so idk throw some pizza at his head or something. Oh trust me , sis its going to be amazing , and I can't wait to marry his ass.

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madisonbeer: i think i will, you sure do have a lot going on, don't you mrs. dolan?

maggielindemann: just music and keeping them dolans in track , its a lot on it own. not mrs Dolan yet 😢

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madisonbeer: thinking about hosting a christmas party.. hmm

maggielindemann: I think you should, I thought about it but i have way too much to do this year sadly

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maggielindemann: I really cant wait for the day Grayson gives me a "that bitch jr" because I got too much attitude for just me I need to spread it onto her.

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imessage/ Gray💋🦞

gray: if you think i'm bad, you should see ethan lmao

gray: i'm gonna have to carry him home

maggie: I don't even wanna know. I can't wait to see drunk twins

maggie:as long as you get him home safe. and you get home safe . I am not cleaning up any puke though you guys on your own for that

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imessage/ Gray💋🦞

gray: i would fight tooth and nail for you, beat some ass if i had to.

gray: like ten? twelve?

maggie:I know you would, but please don't I don't have time to bail you outta jail

maggie: ... or pump your stomach , lord

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@palmvalleystarters

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“Does anyone else neighbors wake up daily and choose violence or is that just ours ?because I swear I could be letting the dog out to pee and my neighbor is yelling at me . last week he threw a stick at me so “pulling into my drive way too loud the night before” .

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imessage/ Gray💋🦞

gray: i love you too

gray: of course i am, i'd be crazy not to

maggie:good because I wouldn't be giving you up that easy anyways.

maggie:how many shots deep are you now?

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imessage/ Gray💋🦞

gray: confession wouldn't even clear me of the sins i'm gonna commit.

gray: i do love your attitude, little one

maggie:i love you

maggie: you're going to marry this attitude, sure you still want that?